Hate Watching with Dan and Tony

Send us Fan Mail R.I.P.D. is a comic book movie, in that Hollywood bought a comic book idea and then changed it to try to be like another Hollywood comic movie that was a success (Men in Black). In doing this, they made a garbage movie.  They had pre-Deadpool Ryan Reynolds and screwed that up. All said this is a perfect movie to start out our month of Schlockbusters, movies that tried to start a f...

Send us Fan Mail Our final holiday movie for the season - "A Movie that is a Movie" said Dan. Tony had some stuff to say about it too but who is paying attention to him.  Fred Claus is not terrible but it certainly isn't good.  So come with us as we blow the snow right out of this Vince Vaughn vehicle.. Hate Watching is a show where 2 guys talk about 1 terrible movie. #paulgiamatti...

Send us Fan Mail This episode we have a special guest, Dan's wife Shannon.  She picked the Blue Lagoon.  It was very boring.  They have a baby. And the probably die at the end.  Way to bring us down 1980. If you like this episode let us know and we will bring Shannon back. Hate Watching with Dan and Tony is a show and podcast and experience where two guys and one of the guys wives talk about...

Send us Fan Mail Low budget - check. Weird kill scenes - check. Brief Nudity - check.  Santa is the murderer - check.  Well this movie checks a lot of boxes and is kind of fun.  Who doesn't love a movie where Santa impales a girl on stuffed deer head? Hate Watching is a show where two guys watch movies and then take the time to make fun of them. #silentnightdeadlynight #killersanta #hohoho Li...

Send us Fan Mail Continuing our month of holiday movies is Deck the Halls.  This movie that answers the question, is Matthew Broderick funny?  Sadly the answer is not really. As opposed to Danny Devito and Kristen Chenowith who are super funny.  Maybe put some holiday joy into your holiday movie.  Just an idea. Hate Watching is a show where two guys watch movies and then take the time to make fun...

Send us Fan Mail Jack Frost is the heartwarming tale of a dad who dies and then comes back to life as a snowman to teach his kid a tricky hockey shot and to fix a leaky pipe in the kitchen that his wife couldn't fix because you know, she's a girl???? All that and some other stuff. Hate Watching with Dan and Tony is a show where feelings are expressed and they are not the ones of the audi...

Send us Fan Mail New Years Eve is a holiday like this movie is a movie.  It happens and people get excited for a few minutes and then it is forgotten forever.  Except no one ever got excited about this movie. Hate Watching with Dan and Tony is a show where two guys say a lot of words out into the ether. PS - please excuse our technical difficulties, sometimes things do not go as we hope. #movie So...

Send us Fan Mail The Hottie and the Nottie is one of those movies that gets piled on mainly because people were out to get Paris Hilton. Is it good - no. But is it really that bad - no. In this episode we explore the idea of how even in the midst of a bad movie can be some good elements. Hate Watching with Dan and Tony is a show about terrible movies and how they are terrible. This episode is also...

Send us Fan Mail Is Gigli the worst movie ever?  It really might be.  Nothing happens, all the characters are horrible, the writing is horrible, the direction is boring and it has really weird cameos.  So there is that. We talk about all this and more. Hate Watching with Dan and Tony is a show about terrible movies and how they are terrible. This episode is also available as a podcast -  https://p...

Send us Fan Mail 50 Shades of Grey is a movie about a guy who has serious issues and needs to seek help.  Instead the creators act like he is OK so as to make a movie that middle aged women might like.  What this movie really does is bore its viewers with two characters devoid of charm or sex appeal.  #FAIL (explicit themes) Hate Watching with Dan and Tony is a show where we make fun of terrible m...

Send us Fan Mail Happy Halloween everybody.  For our final movie of the season we watched the Netflix's Hubie Halloween.  Adam Sandler is back playing a character that could not exist in the real world and man this bit is getting old.  A cobbled together plot never really goes any where and this one is not destined to be a classic.  So grab some halloween candy and settle in as we put this on...

Send us Fan Mail Re-animator is one of those gory, fun, silly, over the top movies that we all love.  So for once we had a movie that was enjoyable top to bottom.  Do we find things to critique, of course because we are jerks, but that does not stop this movie from showing us that a low budget can actually help a movie be the best it can. This episode is also available as a podcast -  https://podc...

Send us Fan Mail Here you go our take on the new Netflix doc the Social Dilemma.  In the Social Dilemma a bunch of tech people try to tell us that they have created the biggest existential threat to humanity ever. And if we don't change, society will fall, there will be civil war, no more democracy, no more Tastykakes, etc.  The only way for us to fix this is by listening to them some more. U...

Send us Fan Mail Well we watched Troll 2.  Troll 2 is a low budget horror adjacent movie.  It's terrible.  Everyone knows it's terrible so we here at Hate Watching with Dan and Tony wanted to experience it.  And we did.  And this movie is just as bad and fun as everyone said. This episode is also available as a podcast -  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/hate-watching-with-dan-and-t...

Send us Fan Mail Uwe Boll made this film so you should blame him for how terrible it is.  Christian Slater started out as a promising young actor.  Wow that went terrible wrong and now he is in stinkers like this.  We try to sort out this mess of a movie that all smart people have done their best to avoid. This episode is also available as a podcast -  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/hate-wa...

Send us Fan Mail The Jason Bourne movies are filled with action, they have an interesting premise and great casts.  Abduction (2011) is a lackluster attempt to take Taylor Lautner of Twilight fame(?) and make him into aJason Bourne type action star.  It does not work and it pretty nearly killed his career. He's still cute and adorable and lovable but boy he cannot act. This episode is also av...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode we talk about the Love Guru, Mike Myers' (not Michael Myers from the Halloween movies) movie that pretty much killed his career. Dan being the dope that he is says that Mariska Hargitay is Jane Russell's daughter and not Jane Mansfield who is actually her mother.  Tony on the other hand goes into an extensive explanation about how he deconstructs movie ki...

Send us Fan Mail No Holds Barred is the first and thankfully not the las Hollywood Hulk Hogan led movie.  It is a bad movie but in a fun way.  That does not stop us from picking it apart as hard as we can. Dan obsesses over a dog in a bathroom while Tony fixates on how creepy Hulk is towards the female lead (and he is very creepy).  So get ready for another 90 minutes of the boys and their endless...

Send us Fan Mail When you think Charlie's Angeles you think beautiful women (check), action (nope), good old fashioned fun (nope), stunts (nope), amazing hairstyles (some), plot twists (incredibly telegraphed) and a summer blockbuster (super nope). K Stew and crew deal up a snoozer and Tony and Dan are ready to pick it apart, piece by piece.   This episode is also available as a podcast -  ht...

Send us Fan Mail Stealth is a movie.  It's a movie both Tony and DanI watched.  Tony really liked the line "That is shit hot."  Dan found that line to be sophomoric and juvenile.  Dan finds Tony to be both sophomoric and juvenile. But we are here to talk about the movie because that is what we do.  We pick apart the lack of character, tension and how plasticy (not a word) the planes...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode of Hate Watching with Dan and Tony, we ventured in to the distant future, the 2293 to be exact.  Tony found it hard to believe that humans had lost their sex drive in only 200 years (they said they lost it but really they didn't).  Dan was amazed that in the future they had SPACE OVENS to cook their bread, he is hoping that he can buy one at the Sharper Image....

Send us Fan Mail In this episode of Hate Watching with Dan and Tony, we watch the Adventures of Pluto Nash.  Dan wondered why it was called the Adventures of Pluto Nash when there really weren't any adventures. Tony hated the movie especially because of Randy Quiad's terrible portrayal of a robot (it's bad). So settle in and enjoy as we talk about how Eddie wore his own clothes and...

Send us Fan Mail Hate Watching with Dan and Tony is our new show in which we watch movies and then take them apart as hard as we can (we know its been done before but we don't care).  Tony and I met in improv class so we are accustomed to looking like idiots. Each week will be doing a new movie.  Feel free to suggest movies because there are never enough terrible movies to destroy. This episo...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode of Hate Watching with Dan and Tony, we talk about Gotti (2018).  Gotti is a biopic, Dan hates biopics. Tony thinks it's "a real gem of a movie" but he also hated it. So come with us as we shoot this movie in the head and bury it in the desert. This episode is also available as a podcast at -  #gotti #gangsters #sammythebull #theangelotapes #saturdayn...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode of Hate Watching with Dan and Tony, the guys sit down to enjoy the classic feel good family film Mac and Me.  Tony of course hates it because he hates all things that are creative.  Dan loved this movie because of the jumps in logic are so extreme they caused him permanent whiplash.  So grab some popcorn and get ready to enjoy their critiques.  #macandme #feelgood...