Hate Watching with Dan and Tony

Send us Fan Mail Geena Davis' star was on the rise and then she made this.  After that she had to wait around four years until she landed the coveted role of Stuart Little's mom.  Kind of sad but not surprising because this movie did no one any favors.  It is bad from top to bottom. Hate Watching is a show where to unqualified dopes give their unqualified opinions about movies that most...

Send us Fan Mail Well Robert Downey Jr. has made some great films and now with all the power he has in Hollywood, he made this sinking ship.  It's bad and he is bad, really, really bad.  The only good news is that they won't make a sequel, right? (ps Venom sequel in theaters soon) Hate Watching is the show about how two guys hate their lives so they watch movies they know they are gonna...

Send us Fan Mail Ghostbuster 2016 is a movie that almost ended our partnership on Hate Watching, definitely ended our friendship, and caused Dan to age 11 years even though he only had 9 more to live. Tony loves it, Dan hates it, the world ignored it. Sounds like the perfect movie to Hate Watch! Be our friend! Dan: @shakybacon Tony: @tonydczech And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT

Send us Fan Mail Hey Micheal Bay, just stop.  Why did you need to make this pile of trash? TMNT is the comfort food of entertainment franchises. Just let it be that. Don't try to refigure it out. Well as you might have guessed we didn't like this movie. Hate Watching is a show where we talk about how "filmmakers" try to destroy childhoods. Ps - sorry for the messed up sound.......

Send us Fan Mail This one has a couple of interesting and upcoming stars but the rest is kind of a jumble.  Once again, an action movie without much action. But the guy who played Billy from Stranger Things is the star and he is charismatic enough to carry the thing. I know you're asking WHERE'S THE HATE, sadly this movie was not terrible.... Hate Watching is the show where Tony talks ab...

Send us Fan Mail If you are wondering what a Mortal Kombat movie would look like without Mortal Kombat, then this is the movie for you. The promise of the first fight scene is sadly thrown away with lots of characters and set ups that don't go anywhere.  Kano is great, Scorpion and Sub-zero are fun but not much else...... Hate Watching is the show that is like a step-brother, you wish he didn...

Send us Fan Mail Space Jam is  a cultural touchstone but sadly not a great movie.  MJ is MJ. Bugs is Bugs. And there is a plot of sorts.  But this movie is envisioned a certain urban culture that is still going strong today.  So an interesting one to look at today and try to figure out what happened. Hate Watching is the only movie show that dares to be so long as to alienate it's core viewer...

Send us Fan Mail Yeah this was Kevin Spacey's last big movie and wow that is one way to go out.  This movie is supposed to be for his but it does not hit that mark. It is just kind of cruel and gross and never really hits any marks.  But what would you expect for Mr Spacey, he is not really Mr Warmth.... Hate Watching is a show where we make sure no one forgets how terrible some movies are. #...

Send us Fan Mail Chaos Walking was one of those movies that took a long time to make and then once it was shot everyone knew it was terrible.  So they kept messing with it and messing with it and eventually they gave up and just released it, warts and all.  And this thing is covered in warts. It is painful to watch. Hate Watching is a show where two guys talk to much about movies that people just...

Send us Fan Mail New design and new friendlier Hate Watching.  Tony tries to get Dan to think a great movie is bad but as you might have guessed Dan gets Tony to come around to loving Twilight as much as he does.  Its a good and I am not just talking about Twilight! Hate Watching is a show where we watch great movies and gush about them. #twilight ​ #KStew ​ #KristenStewart ​ #RobetPattinson ​ #Va...

Send us Fan Mail Oh Venom, you were a terrible comic character and we should not be surprised that your movie was also terrible.  Tom Hardy sort of tries but not really. The fight scenes are silly.  Maybe as a 12 year old, this might have been good but it is not. Tonight the Spiderverse cries. Have Watching is a show that routinely runs over an hour. #venom #tomHardy #michelleWilliams #comicbook #...

Send us Fan Mail Tony starts with a story about a can opener which is more entertaining than anything in Boss Level. This movie is so thin that I had forgotten I had even watched it the day after I did watch it. So basically we hated it, no surprise. And a big waste of Mel Gibson, if you didn't think his career is over, this movies proves it. And then there is Ken Jeong, oh man, this movie is...

Send us Fan Mail In this one we actually give a fairly well thought out review of Cloud Atlas. It is a pretty good movie that just never came together but should be commended for what it tries to do.  Ugh, back to some real dislike of movies in our next episode. Hate Watching is supposed to be a show where we make fun of bad movies but sometimes we miss the mark. #cloudAtlas #theMatrix #redpill #b...

Send us Fan Mail The Wachowski's changed cinema with the Matrix.  They keep trying to have another defining film by moving in a thousand different directions and sadly it has not really worked out too great.  This movie is kind of campy fun but it never really comes tougher and that is sad because there is some good stuff hiding away in a movie that is too noisy a lot of the time and and can&...

Send us Fan Mail The comedy of Adam Sandler once ruled at the box office.  Now they go to him because he has nothing better to do.  Pixels is one of those weak Frankensteined movies with a lot of pop culture stuff thrown in to try to signal that this movie is fun when in reality it is a thin bore of a time. And we also have some bad stuff to say about every other aspect o this movie.   Hate Watchi...

Send us Fan Mail Double Dragon is a movie that was judged way too harshly for the light, silly romp that it is.  It's a kids movie that people expected to be dark brooding exciting action movie. Don't get us wrong, this is no citizen Kane but it is fun. So we have some nice stuff to say about this one. Hate Watching is a show where we occasionally enjoy the movies we watch but most of th...

Send us Fan Mail In week two of our month of video game movies we tackle the rightly forgotten flick Wing Commander. Be warned, Tony loves Freddie Prinze Jr.  Tony tries his best to make this movie seem okay.  It is sad. Feel sorry for Tony. Hate Watching is a show where we watch the movies that you shouldn't and then report back that you shouldn't watch them. #FPJr #FreddiePrinzeJr #Mat...

Send us Fan Mail Street Fighter the movie kicks off a month of video game moves we are watching. As you can expect this is not great but at the same time the movie has some fun humor and is not charmless.  It's just some b-movie silliness and for that we thank the movie makers. Hate Watching is a show about the movies in the sense that we watch moves and talk about them. #JohnClodVanDamn ​ #s...

Send us Fan Mail Shaq is one of the greatest basketball players of all time but when it comes to acting, there is much to be desired.  That aside, Kazaam is a middling kids movie with a few fun gags and plenty of Shaq aping to the camera.  There is also some of Shaq's rapping, the less said bout that the better. Hate Watching is a show about movies, for the movies and containing movies. #shaq...

Send us Fan Mail Is Hook a heart warming tale of childhood lost or a lazy bloated Hollywood mess?.  Well Tony has one opinion and Dan has the right opinion.  So lets go see Bob Hoskins grab a fat paycheck and Robin Williams in tights (thanks but no thanks) and even Julia Roberts in a role where everyone had to have asked "Who's casting idea was this?" (Oh yeah and Tony based his who...

Send us Fan Mail Fantastic Planet could have only been made int he 1970's.  It's weird, trippy, kind of boring and probably best experienced when you are not fully in your own mind.  Well we watched it with out the aid of pharmaceuticals and it's not really great aside from the visuals. It upset Tony because he is sad. Hate Watching is a show about movies and how two guys can find w...

Send us Fan Mail E.T., a movie that lives in the hearts of a generation. If you saw it as a kid, you fell in love with it.  If you watch it now as an adult, you ask what the hell is going on in this movie.  They never made a second one and I can only imagine what a mess that would have been.  So enjoy as we make fun of E.T. and if you love this movie, it is not our problem.  Hate Watching is a sho...

Send us Fan Mail Artemis Fowl is a movie that was forgotten the minute after it came out.  The Percy Jackson movies look like Citizen Kane compared to this movie.  It is a movie that has a villain who barely appears in the film.  The kid is annoying and Josh Gad's accent is the most painful thing in the world.  So you can guess how we felt about it.  Hate Watching is a show where two less tha...

Send us Fan Mail Tenet is a movie that likes to think it is smart when really it is just a big mess. It's basically an Easter egg with nothing at the center, a hallow exercise in excess. Maybe next time give Christopher Nolan even more money and get an even bigger waste of time. Hate Watching is a show where two aging guys give their unwanted opinions. #TENET #christophernolan #teamJacob #tea...

Send us Fan Mail Wow.  From the guy who brought you a couple good X-men movies is this movie. What happened?  Who said yes to this mess?  "None of it makes any sense to me" says Tony and boy is he right. Maybe the worst movie we have watched. Hate watching with Dan and Tony is the show that your mom told you not to watch and maybe she was right. #jackthegiantslayer #xmen #fail #hatewatch...