Hangin' Out with the Old Fellas

Matron and the librarian have gone berserk! Enough said. But apart from that, they've stuck these random bits of tape together in a completely random order. Even announcement guy isn't safe! Keep out of reach of children.

The boys tend to forget their PG rating in the bits that end up on the floor. But you can’t stop the librarian scooping up all the loose tapes and randomly sticking them back together. So here they are: "Bits off the Floor - 2023".

Yes! It's that time of year! The Spindly Pines Christmas outing. And to celebrate, Anastasia resigns! The laugh's on you Queensland. Ho! Ho! Ho! Who'd be a turkey at Christmas? Elton, Bernie & Madonna, apparently!

The bugs are swarming. The meds are spilling. The ‘rona is making a comeback! A World Tour no less! The band will never speak to each other again, and Boomers everywhere will demand Jerry apologize.

T'is the season, Hangers! The magpies are dive-bombing. The Spuds are attacking. Albo, Kim & Bill Gates are cuttin' loose. Nippon nervousness abounds. Jerry must make a major decision: the white dress, or the red? I dunno - ask Emily Bronte ...

From the highs of New York award success to the bottom of the Hawkesbury River! Ya gotta tell it like it is - even if it isn't! Yep, hangers and danglers - outa the subway the bullets rip ...

Sports Day! Awards night! And a Referendum thrown in just to ramp up the nerves. October 14 2023: proof that too much activity is never enough. Price includes one way ferry ride to King Arthur's resting place. Soothing ointment extra.

At last! An episode with everything! Vegan stuff! Olympic stuff! Prime Minister stuff! Plus baked beans thrown in. Just don't get any stuck on you ...

All through 3rd quarter 2023, we've been saving them up. Yes, there's time for celebration. There's time for regret. And there's time for bangin' around in the bins looking for those bits of tape that we left on the cutting room floor. Then it's time to splice them all together and give them a public airing. The rude bits. The scary bits. The borderline disgusting bits. The...

Barry! Where the bloody hell did you find that? And what do you plan to do with it? Oh, don't stick it up there! Apologies viewers - there's no stopping him sometimes. And in an episode full of new revelations, we can reveal: Jerry loves Joan Jett, sans the boots apparently.

Brace! Brace! Brace!!! Bloody Albo's done us a mischief! I suppose we're better off than your average Qantas passenger. Speaking of getting cancelled, be careful who ya kiss! And if ya gunna flash - make it a Quarterflash! That's more than enough heart trouble for one day ...

When 'M' Fever takes over the nation, your favourite Old Fellas are NOT immune! it just comes down to which particular 'M' Fever they're gunna catch. No stress - Billy Slater will sort it out! And who knew those old 'Carry On' films could be this smooth.

Two Old Fellas in one room - there's bound to be those bits that get cut off and left on the floor. So we scooped up them bits 'n' stuck 'em together. A string of Old Fella Off-cuts - now with extra offness.

Mourning in the morning - nothing compares. But the old fellas know the perfect antidote - cake and sport. And of course, some deep shut-eye afterwards.

The boys stumble into the Australian Podcasting Awards night. It doesn't take long before they've maimed Hamish Blake, then found themselves up to the elbows in red wine and dentures. Tony Bennett provides the entertainment, despite recent news - seems he hasn't yet got the memo.

De-genderings ahoy! Sign this petition now! Sharpen your nib and scrawl your signature with an Old Fella. Jerry visits the grand-daughter and slops tomato sauce on everything. Now THERE'S an idea for an ad!

The end of an era leaves a bad taste in everyone's mouth. It's enough to make you want to invade Poland - or get lost at sea trying. Either way, the whole thing rubs Jerry the wrong way. How the bloody hell do you count whales anyway?!

Live and dining! The Old Fellas upturn the family vibe at the local Chinese. Talking too loud. Slopping the hot sauce. And as for the sweeteners!!! Jerry can't get enough! But he'll pay for it on the way home. So will everyone else on the bus! 

The tragic demise of one diva. The tragic rise of another. We all must take our place on the Great Mandela. Then we just wash up on the shore like a discarded novelty phone. Chill out pot-heads. Chill out.

It's a set up! It's a conspiracy! It's an expose! The Old Fellas have audio! And! Moving Pictures! You'll be sorry you looked.

Big Charley (aka Darth Windsor) goes to the Big House and gets himself a Big Hat, plus one for the missus. There's a lot of swearing - seems the crown sits uncomfortably. Well, that's Jerry's theory. Jenny Craig's had enough - so has Father Bob ... So they decide to go together. Next thing - Jerry claims he's like a virgin!!! Matron and the Queensland Police get involved and no...

Young people!!!! What is the matter with them? Whatever it is, Barry & Jerry can relate. Are they disillusioned by the false start that is ... the space race?! Jerry to the rescue, playing the anti-hero. If only he had her legs ...

The Old Fellas explore the true meaning of Easter, wombats and Australian barley. If that don't bring you great satisfaction, then ya mother's a canola farmer.

Beach fun? It's done! Damned sand - ruins everything. But now, it's the Royal Surf Lifesaving Association grinding your gears. NSW gets revenge at the ballot box! See how it's done, Victoria! Be careful what you wish for on ya carbon-neutral kebab! You could end up with asteroids! But you can work them off on the dance floor.

Yes Hangers! This is it! The official world's longest Old Fellas so far! Even if the Guinness Book refuses to put their signature on it. You be the judge! Either way, this aint one of the small things ...