Hangin' Out with the Old Fellas

We got earth-shaking good news. We got Cate bringing home the bacon. But she got no EGOT. We're shattered. So Jerry starts an intervention, an agitation, an affirmation. You will believe ...!

Barry sobs. Mickey's head explodes. And none of the numbers add up. My! My! Good thing Jerry wins Eurovision!  

Hallucinogenic meds aside, the boys dabble in a little Surrealistic sojourning, all in a quest to find a solution to Australian Rugby woes. Recruit Prince Harry, George Pell and a few German fish. Problem solved. Fry pan in one hand, red pen in the other ... 

Over-eating. Under-dressed. Too many dead people. But in between the holiday period coughed up a headline or nine. Miracle cure included. Magic!!

Welcome to the days of remakes getting gold. And a real client wants an advert with extra lashings of Old Fellas. In the end, Jerry plays dress-ups and for his trouble, gets banned from the USA. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oh dear - someone yelled, "FIRE!" One of the most dangerous things you can do in a nursing home. Hope the gun cabinet has a good lock on it. No? Well that's a new level of Reckless. Enjoy.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tazuni!!!! The magic word that'll get you in trouble every time. It's what happens when you swap your Johnson for a Truss and then back again. Jerry makes waves and your Old Fellas end up in timeout ...  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Baz feels interstellar pain in the asteroid. Then his personals leak. One hack and you never get your luggage back. Finally, Jerry faces the legacy of his years at the gym ...  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your favourite Old Fellas wave Her Elizabeth-ness a final goodbye. Meanwhile, Boris gives way to 'Natasha'. And Picasso dons a tutu. Jerry's final testament is all double white, so the family punches on. I blame the cat ... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

At the very real prospect of going straight to hell, The Attrick Brothers lift the lid on what really happened at the Queen's bedside. It pays to have connections. And since Elton's been frozen out of this one, Jerry steps into the breach ... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jerry gets spooky! By accident. Barry gets worried. By accident. But hey - accidents happen. What is quite deliberate though: Jerry makes a simple song very complicated. All in all, it's just a-nother episode in the can. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Battle of the Theme Songs. It all comes down to what you're hiding in ya bananas. And ya potatoes. And ya theme song lyrics. Hidden meaning everywhere. Then someone yelled, "Fire!" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bloody hell! They've got out! Just when the rain let up and you thought it was safe, Jerry and Barry are out in the open throwing around sharp objects and bad dad jokes. Near, far, wherever you are - look both ways before crossing the Atlantic. Merryl Streep speaking. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys are back in town. Or rather, back in-continent. Especially after Barry's accident. Mavis denies all responsibility. In the end, it's a case of 'when Jerry met Harry'. Warning: stay off the footpath!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Geo-political turmoil? No worries. Barry and Jerry are onto it. If only the weather would let up ... Actually, they can fix that too – if you’re old enough. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christmas. Covid. Babs & the Bube. It's all coming at the Old Fellas. Thick and fast! In the end, Jerry wonders if he was responsible for splitting up the Beatles. Order more Saw Palmetto! (Look it up on Google ...) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Barry gets bad news - but gets it all wrong. To be expected, what with the ear problem and all. Meanwhile Jerry's high hopes hit new lows. Can he impress at the club - if the comb-over behaves? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There are lines that simply cannot be crossed. Everything else is put into the off-cuts. Caution: May cause allergic reaction in children and pets. Rated M - as in "Muuuum! Why are we listening to this???" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Life! It's really about lumbago, methane, Greta and the quest to vaccinate against them all. So, when it's done, we promise Jerry will tell you all about it on the 6.30 news. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys sort out the fan club, but Barry still confronts unabashed Attrick-mania. On the upside, they soon realize Western Civilization is in good Septuagenarian hands. Time for a disoriented stroll - and don't worry about the bombers! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Barry is flummoxed by Gertrude - what a scandal! Skulduggery with the new librarian - more scandal! Meanwhile, Jerry puts his back out trying to walk like an '80s girl-band ... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Old Fellas are live and lollygaggin’ from Hotel Quarantine. Shenanigans in the TV room. Mongrel Ball in the Games Room. And you won’t believe what turns up in Jerry’s Morning Motion. Old Fellas - they just wanna have fun. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

These are bits of Old Fellas that should not be on public view.  It's not pretty. But somehow you just can't take your eyes off it. Or your ears. Can your sense of smell handle it?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's attack an Attrick week. There's breakage. There's fear and loathing. There's cling wrap and other deadly weapons. Like, for example, a dead skunk - and Shakespeare. (Don't ask .) In the end, Jerry does it again. Lawyer not included.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Barry uncovers a mystery: life half sucks. Sport might be ageist, but the brothers reminisce anyway – but was it really worth paying the royalties? Jerry finds a weird one while sifting through someone else's Daily Motion. Getting the tight gold hot pants on for this episode was a chore - let's hope it pays off, Matron. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.