Grimewave

This is it. This is our Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2. This is Our Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn part 2. I hate that I just typed that. F*ck you. Enjoy.

The first part of the final session of the Lords of Jnchaos saga. The boys clean up after exploding SIMPs and make their way to the final battleground, a twisted tower of tumult at a once legendary Route 1 establishment. What waits for them inside would make a silver medalist of the 1992 winter olympics shudder.

Noah joins us spitting some hot fire celeb gossip. Jerry has the notes this episode. We talk: the film Oxymorons, Cocaine Bear, the racist spirit bomb, skateboard demo stories, Mike visits Dr. Balls, Sean is a surgical glove, dragon hogs, who is the gayest lord? We play two truths and a lie and there's some surprises and a business proposal.

Well-Traveled-Mick joins Sean, Mike, Jerry and Bill. We discuss: poetry written by a p3d0, regional smoke prices, Uncle Buck, Val Kilmer, party fouls. We then listen to Mick regale us with tales of dicks, guns, and butter. Check out Mick's art at @northeast.necromancy on instagram

Mario joins Bill, Jerry, Sean, and Mike to tell some wholesome stories. This week's "Yes Homo" is Chucky Xavier from X-Men. Sean and Jerry have a beef to settle. Sean shares the story of a true gagger in the woods. The conversation gets wholesome and uplifting. SBOTW ends up actually about poop. We end with a family friendly madlib. Check out Mario's band Perfect Saturday.

Noah joins us. "I don't know dude. I totally forget. I dunno" - Sean

Shawn joins Jerry, Bill, Mike, and Sean. We start with some extremely bad jokes that don't land and Sean says a bunch of slurs towards Jerry. Dumb things people said before trying a drug for their first time. Baked Jesus. Royal Rumble predictions. For no reason whatsoever: DRONE PRISON. Shawn regales us with a tale of a wonderful nu metal cover set. High octane stripper tricks in the wrong setting...

The voice of Grimewave joins us in the beginning for some chatting about slim jims, The Office opinions (Sean hates it), Bill tells everyone he has a horrible disease by accident, Peanuts characters, the real people who would die if we could time travel, new segment preview, the actual first Sh!tbag of the Week, Steven Segal horror stories, we end it by the Choose Your Own Choose Your Own where we...

We don't know what happens in this episode. Ask Fluid Show. Noah edited it!

Dan and Jerry join Bill, Sean, and Mike for our first Sh!tbag of the Week. Also: cops or furries, coke dumps, and we become doctors in the choose your own choose your own.

50 episodes, huh really? Sean Mike and Bill talk: poopin in fast food joints, whipped cream, what is a sports movie?, arguing karate kid, a lot of Rocky talk, more mild vandalism, tales of a shut down orange line, we read some really dope porn, how many times can u nut in a day?

This is the choose your own. But just choose, and choose, and choose. Bill, Dan, Mike, and Sean are catastrophically intoxicated at this point. The longest game of footsie ever played. Multiple sewersides. I don't know, I really don't have words for this. Help me, I am in hell.

Ever hear someone say "everyone's at least a little gay"? We're rolling with that this episode. The Grimeys are here. We're handing out awards for everything. Dan, Bill, Mike, and Sean become their best and worst forms. Wet Dan evolves. At some point the episode pivots to being a news cast because, uh because. Then it just devolves into cartoon sounds. This ends in the biggest breach of "bro code"...

This was supposed to be the Grimeys. Sean wasn't there so this episode is dedicated to that. This is the pregame. Bill, Dan, and Mike are quite sauced in the woods of NH. We discuss Sean, his real last name, and fun stuff like: off brand clothes, Shirley Temple and why a priest was sent to her. Crankin out disabled people. Uncle stories. Stolen valor.  uhh idk what else just listen. 

More Noah! More Fluid Show (we demand it!) I don't know where this is going. Somoene's a cop. Someone's freebasing out of a flying car. Matrixes. Anime and tentacles. Real time tentacles. Emoji game. Birth of our first shirt. Mikes mind has melted and it has to do with Shrek. We realize that all of us would f*ck a clown.

Noah from Fluid Show is back. Episodes rollin out slow. Lifes going fast. Suck my nether regions. Cold open to car stuff and baked potato genital allusions. OJ Simpson. Changing our podcast. Bill lets Sonic enemies suck him. Kingdom Hearts hate. Mikes religion/Mikes self love. Noah meets crack and chooses donettes. Kinky requests.

This is the choose your own from last week, but its very long so it gets its own episode. Sean and Mike take Bill to Water Country and Bill acts like he has the Game Genie to life itself though it doesn't always end up how you think its gonna. Its like they say: with great Karen haircuts come great amounts of jail time.

Mike, Bill, and Sean discuss incredibly important things this episode. Most importantly, they talk about the biggest industry most people aren't aware of. They are shining a musty smelling light on the true villains of the world this episode. Later they bring Baked Court to the masses. Take your friends to Baked Court, find out how to in this very episode. Call us and drag your friends for wack th...

Shane joins Bill, Mike, and Sean. Sean wasn't there, then he was. They shoot the shit about train stuff, try awful beer, Party Down South. We bring the survey back for a second, then it devolves. Local food spots. Hot tub hijinks. Pogs. Doug Funnie speculation again. Liar ass kids growing up. Sega hazing. Shane actually educates us on beekeeping. Tune in. Learn something. Idiot.

This was recorded on 9/11 last year but we NEEDED to release this episode on 9/11 so we waited an entire year. Mike, Bill, Sean, and Jerry talk planes, buildings, feelings about planes and buildings, memories of planes and buildings, and like some extremely shitty jokes about planes and buildings. We also talk: hockey, high school hockey, brain injuries, the end result of brain injuries, Jerry get...

This is the third time I've uploaded this. Its Sean, Bill, Mike and Kelly this episode. Take a trip to Daddyz World.

Just all the pre game, and side bars we took during the recording of episode 40. Good time, lots of good, haha good.

Part 3 of our bizarro Route 1 adventure. Tune in for: an adventure into Filene's Sub Basement, "I DOUBT IT" Dean, A nod to Labyrinth involving Corey Haim and Corey Feldman, juggalo family being the only family you need, B&E on Bob's Stores, SIMPS, and an incredibly gory cliffhanger.

Hey, this episode is the first of our 2nd year. Bill, Jerry, Mike, Sean, and Justin fire guns at feces about all sorts of stuff that you can probably guess. We get voicemails from Las Vegas and Squeezy. Jerry gets the Choose Your Own, and learns just how valuable milk and scooters are.

Noah of Fluid Show joins us for talks that hit a wide variety of topics like: E&J, party crashing to get more booze, tribbin, whale sex is three ways, human whale sex, rule 34, scali caps, tales of a too wet Dan, drugs, parasocial shit, girbauds, girborts, jnco jnkems. the Choose Your Own is completely normal, nothing weird happens.