Grimewave

We've got the man of many bands and many hats, Alex Lachance (@mokapotcomedy), on this episode! We immediately launch into a new guessing game Bill came up with "prescription drug or sci-fi villain". We also talk: bodily fluid mishaps on the road, Sean's soccer encounter, drunk driving/debauchery theme parks, reindeer, GG Allin/Seth Putnam, 6% milk, Jeff, red dead roleplaying. Be sure to check out...

Sean, Bill, Kelly, and Mike are joined once again by Paul. Welcome to Librarywave. We misspell a couple dead rappers' names, then talk about UFO scientists, porn storylines (someone's phone gets confiscated, he'll get it back after class), and which freak each of us would be at a freakshow. A second guest joins us toward the end.

Today's episode starts out with Kelly cleaning up after Mike and Sean. Bill has questions. A certain roundhouse kicking Texas Ranger is remembered. Plus, what's an episode of Grimewave without a whole segment about bodily functions? Seriously, there is a lot of body function talk in this one. Also, doctor's office hijinx. One of us is making an appointment.

We're being legit about guests now. We're joined by Kevin and Jared from the band Gutted Twice. We discuss: Sean's future wife, fighter dawgs, beavers, the decline of drinking culture, sober raves, attending sex parties for the food, Kevin sees the hand to hand vagina trick from like middle school for the first time, cig prices. We do an ACTUAL INTERVIEW ABOUT THE BAND and Kevin then waxes poetic...

SPOILER: This episode both starts and ends with Mike talking about dookie. Kelly claims she has never blacked out drunk, ever. Billy has a birthday coming up. Big shoes and big pants.

Kelly, Bill, Mike and Luca are joined by Jess. Sean is absent, probably trapped inside another pinball machine. It's Valentine's Day. We talk about cereal mascots and which drugs they do, then the death of James Van Der Beek, which leads Kelly to tell a story about being asked out on a date by a guy who really, really liked Dawson's Creek. Then - History lessons with Mike. Who is your favorite Kha...

Our Pal, Mr. Jimball joins us for a fun filled episode and we find out who is a clone, and what drug specifically relates to your sexuality. Also we discuss how to big dog your doctor.

Dude loves his guys. Featuring a handpan drum solo ending.

Sean is MIA still. Kelly, Mike and Bill talk: 12 foot tall mantises, data centers, and try some really awful drinks made for children.

Kelly, Bill, and Mike try to deal with Sean deciding to get stuck in another arcade machine. We talk about waxin ya pubes and sex dolls I think.

Kelly, Bill, and Mike, plus the return of Jane. Luca ate a bunny! Tongue condoms! Let's huff deodorant! DEAD KELLY! Putin's Poop Suitcase. Friend of the show, Thrills joins us later on and the conversation eventually turns to AI porn.

"The legacy has been besmirched." Kelly, Billy, and Mike talk lobsters, kickflips, projectile puking, projectile puking again. Turtle facts. Fish are gay, right? Luca and Kelly eat ice cream. HOLY SH!T, THAT'S A BILLY!

Bill, Mike, and Sean talk professional Slap Fighting, Goth Night, messing with Door Dash delivery guys. We invent a new coin? Sean has a bunch of "really smart notes." Adult cereals? Badminton vs. Pickle Ball vs. Tennis vs. Table Tennis.

Kelly, Billy, Sean, 2 Mikes, Tyler and Ashley. A guy wants to join our band and sent us a recording. We discuss shitty jobs. We argue how to pronounce different words and we also try to telepathically link at the end, so stay tuned.

Bill, Sean, Mike, and Kelly talk: interrupting golf with ass, weed demons, "do a kickflip", taste combinations that work, a beautiful craigslist ad gets read, more craigslist music ads, our band "The Butt-Men" responds to one, new power rangers game, ozempic, tasting piss, tasting come, food talk!, jersey shore

We are joined by Noah, Dan, Dylan, and Jess for a fully scripted and scored episode. Private investigator Doug "DP" Penetration (its french) is hired by mob heiress Margherita Linguine to sniff out a real crappy criminal, and the more involved he becomes the messier and runnier the case gets. Join us for a tale of betrayal, mystery, stimfapping, every italian-ameircan cliche you can think of, and...

Jerry returns and the much mentioned Paul joins Mike, Sean, Bill, and Kelly for a 6 person yapfest. We discuss: ice cream truck drivers, old men calling us hipsters, Diddy crossing the worst line, if we had butlers (Sean wins this), pegging revisited, parody movies, sharing cocks and the perils of touring, the perils of dropping a deuce when a whole show can see you, free promo for the 99, further...

This episode starts normally, until we all get high and start talking about which vegetables are best to snack on, a.k.a. Kelly Talk. I'm not kidding. There is about a minute and a half dedicated to beans of all kinds. A.I. Fridges. Does ice cream count as milk? An interview with the Poo Devourer is read. Craiglist "Missed Connections" returns. Do you know how to farm? A ship crashed and we all th...

Bape was ass. We talk: peeing on things at playgrounds as a little hoodlum, playground shenanigans, artists assaulting show attendees, bear/gorilla history lesson with Mike, some bad lyrics, how our bodies are now the thunderdome of cancers, drinking on the job and at pax, Ask Bill which turns into Ask Bill and Kelly

Bill, Kelly, Mike, and Sean are here. Have you ever drawn a dick on a person's face while they were passed out at a party? Have you ever wondered what happened to that person after you left that party and they were still passed out with dicks all over their face? We discuss it here. We find out where Sean has been. Mike brings a video for us to view and talk about. Hint: it's a video of a weaponiz...

Bill, Mike, and Kelly are joined by Dylan and immediately begin waxing poetic and theorycrafting Pepsiman. We also: hear a story about ketchup, talk about dragon scales and the butts they hide according to the mind of Bill's 11 yr old nephew, Korn's Korn tattoos from Limp Bizkit, fake deep ass AI stuff (we actually get serious for a second and Mike is revealed to be 200IQ), sink pissing, men havin...

Joe joins Mike, Bill and Kelly to talk: Big piss, Andrew Tate, incel candidates/pick up artists, rating nerd conventions by smell, being high yo. Joe then suggests a nice little question game. Whats the game got to do with? Well we find out how one of us would persist if they sweat peanut butter. We also talk: power rangers, and our favorite cereals.

Welcome to the F Sean Era. Sean has had an operation on his throat and sounds kinda weird now, he sounds like a high Kelly. A trippy Tyler joins us and we talk about: the Minecraft movie, and other unplanned audience events at movies. "Have you seen my clit?". Jess joins us mid-episode for our first ever Sean-Off.

WE BACK ON TRACK. THIS EPISODE IS CURRENT. IT WAS TWO WEEKS AGO. MAKE SURE YOU GOT A CLEAN ASS. DON'T GAMBLE, YOU ARE SHUNNING THE LORD. DON'T DRINK E&J, ITS EVIL JUICE.

Older, backlogged episode, we'll describe it like an old Batman comic: This week Bill, Mike, and Sean find themselves in peril! Mike has two cocks! J.K. Rowling is a transphobe! Could Krillin take a nut from Goku? Bill schools everyone about dildos! A racist website started out as a haven for weather enthusiasts!