Grimewave

This episode is just about a year old. Why it was never published, no one knows. Times may have changed but we're still the same dick-joke-making clowns. Recurring guest Noah joins Bill, Kelly, Sean and Massachusetts Mike. We start off talking about amusement parks and why you shouldn't take dumps while visiting them, then move on to Sean admitting his cowardice to the group. Stanley Tucci comes u...

The regular crew. Mike tells us about his visit to the real like Noah's Ark. We listen to a follow-up email. Stoned Home Improvement. We talk about what our last 24 hours would look like (SPOILER: Bill has the best idea). And finally, we weigh in on who we think won a classic, 'ehem', rap battle.

We're shootin' guys who buy weird milk and designing our own Fleshlight while we're at it. Enjoy the show.  

This is a short one. We got a letter. A guy named Stefan reads it. Speaking of mail, Mike is sending the rest of the crew something neat. And finally, Luca is racist and gay.

No Bill this time. Either Storm from the X-Men or Mike from Grimewave is keeping him hundreds of miles away—depends on who you ask. Please bear with any audio technical difficulties as Sean and Kelly don't know what they're doing. Quick rundown of the episode: Bill is absent, Mike got laid, Kelly is high, and Sean is scared.

Mike comes in fresh from the Ohio Oktoberfest. He didn't have a great time. We talk about going back to our roots (see our earlier, more chaotic episodes). Bill aggressively defends his bidet. Also, toilet paper and places it gets stuck to, Kaiju Big Battel, and we cap it off with some strip club stories.

Bill, Sean, Kelly and Mike are back again for the 3rd Annual Grimewave 9/11 Episode. Most of us remembered. Bill's having trouble watching porn. Kelly has a life changing message for Mike. Sean achieves self-awareness, know what I mean? We also talk about old people "hooking up," messed up dreams, and gettin' your oil checked. Leave a voicemail! 781-435-6402

This is a Mike-less episode. Where could he be? You would think with it being Kelly, Bill, and Sean, things would be tame since Kelly and Bill only have to babysit one idiot. We hear about Bill and Kelly's experience at BKFC at Fenway Park, we are read a news report about the Butt-Sniffer and then we watch something completely insane and we go off the rails for a little while. Things calm down a b...

Bill, Kelly, Sean and Ohio Mike. This one is a little longer than recent episodes, but it's worth the listen. We start off normal, talking about tobacco, hot dogs, booze, drugs, and weed. Then things take a turn at some point. Sean tells a couple Wal-Mart stories, and then becomes the subject of an experiment of sorts. Kelly got a promotion. Could be rough. Billy has a couple work stories. Pretty...

Kelly, Bill, and Sean are joined via cyberspace by Mike. We talk about the differences between our home and his new one. Sean tells us about how he almost blew himself up. Kelly and Bill need to be calmed down at one point, enough said.

We're saying goodbye to Mike for now as he ascends into his digital form. What kind of impression is he going to make on his new reality? Sean tries to convince Kelly to start smoking cigarettes. Bill shows us a couple stories from the internet. One about a guy who works out in public covered in cooking oil, the other about a priest who is a huge b-word. We reminisce about our favorite memories of...

Starting this one out with another voicemail. We've discovered the perfect legal loophole to escape prosecution for assault and battery. An excerpt from Anthony Kiedis's self-incriminating autobiography is read. Gay cops. Jimothy. Bill reads some of the crazier social media posts he's come across. Liquor and drug stories. And we've found our fallback name incase we ever have to rebrand.

Recurring guest Thrills joins us. We start this episode off with a voicemail. Leave one of your own. 781-435-6402. Kelly might not make it through this one. Pshhhh... lightweight. Mike is slowly turning into a hologram, or AI, he hasn't decided yet. Bill and Sean are now internet brothers. Thrills' band Gutted Twice released an EP. Check it out. Their song Parasitic Festering is featured in this e...

The four amigos, as usual. Sean brought snacks for the whole class. Is there a comparison between Real Housewives and King Cobra? We're talkin' executions, self-executions, and a certain bird-executing MLB pitcher. Also, adventures and antics in both Red Dead and GTA Online. Plus, a little bit of Scientology to boot.

Sean, Mike, Bill, and Kelly. More guys, more gay. Kelly's getting's food, and Bill's jealous. Speaking of food, we talk about Big Pun and Fat Joe for a little bit. A couple of other dead, but less fat celebrities are mentioned. Also, what kind of vampire would you be? Hopefully not the kind of vampire that we talk about in this episode.

Bill, Kelly, Mike, and Sean. We're talkin' penguins, kids smoking cigars, real life Spiderman, and more. Bill battles a wild beast. Bill also shows off his character work. Actually, this is a Bill-heavy episode. Bill!

Kelly, Mike, Sean, and Bill are time traveling back to May in this one. Sean has a new hero. We find out early on that Billy and Kelly are gay. Have we found one kind of milk that Mike doesn't enjoy? We listen to some voicemails. Leave one of your own. 781-435-6402. And we also listen to a once-in-a-generation artist Mike brought to our attention. All that crap and more this week on Grimewave.

We've got the man of many bands and many hats, Alex Lachance (@mokapotcomedy), on this episode! We immediately launch into a new guessing game Bill came up with "prescription drug or sci-fi villain". We also talk: bodily fluid mishaps on the road, Sean's soccer encounter, drunk driving/debauchery theme parks, reindeer, GG Allin/Seth Putnam, 6% milk, Jeff, red dead roleplaying. Be sure to check out...

Sean, Bill, Kelly, and Mike are joined once again by Paul. Welcome to Librarywave. We misspell a couple dead rappers' names, then talk about UFO scientists, porn storylines (someone's phone gets confiscated, he'll get it back after class), and which freak each of us would be at a freakshow. A second guest joins us toward the end.

Today's episode starts out with Kelly cleaning up after Mike and Sean. Bill has questions. A certain roundhouse kicking Texas Ranger is remembered. Plus, what's an episode of Grimewave without a whole segment about bodily functions? Seriously, there is a lot of body function talk in this one. Also, doctor's office hijinx. One of us is making an appointment.

We're being legit about guests now. We're joined by Kevin and Jared from the band Gutted Twice. We discuss: Sean's future wife, fighter dawgs, beavers, the decline of drinking culture, sober raves, attending sex parties for the food, Kevin sees the hand to hand vagina trick from like middle school for the first time, cig prices. We do an ACTUAL INTERVIEW ABOUT THE BAND and Kevin then waxes poetic...

SPOILER: This episode both starts and ends with Mike talking about dookie. Kelly claims she has never blacked out drunk, ever. Billy has a birthday coming up. Big shoes and big pants.

Kelly, Bill, Mike and Luca are joined by Jess. Sean is absent, probably trapped inside another pinball machine. It's Valentine's Day. We talk about cereal mascots and which drugs they do, then the death of James Van Der Beek, which leads Kelly to tell a story about being asked out on a date by a guy who really, really liked Dawson's Creek. Then - History lessons with Mike. Who is your favorite Kha...

Our Pal, Mr. Jimball joins us for a fun filled episode and we find out who is a clone, and what drug specifically relates to your sexuality. Also we discuss how to big dog your doctor.

Dude loves his guys. Featuring a handpan drum solo ending.