Grimewave

Sean is MIA still. Kelly, Mike and Bill talk: 12 foot tall mantises, data centers, and try some really awful drinks made for children.

Kelly, Bill, and Mike try to deal with Sean deciding to get stuck in another arcade machine. We talk about waxin ya pubes and sex dolls I think.

Kelly, Bill, and Mike, plus the return of Jane. Luca ate a bunny! Tongue condoms! Let's huff deodorant! DEAD KELLY! Putin's Poop Suitcase. Friend of the show, Thrills joins us later on and the conversation eventually turns to AI porn.

"The legacy has been besmirched." Kelly, Billy, and Mike talk lobsters, kickflips, projectile puking, projectile puking again. Turtle facts. Fish are gay, right? Luca and Kelly eat ice cream. HOLY SH!T, THAT'S A BILLY!

Bill, Mike, and Sean talk professional Slap Fighting, Goth Night, messing with Door Dash delivery guys. We invent a new coin? Sean has a bunch of "really smart notes." Adult cereals? Badminton vs. Pickle Ball vs. Tennis vs. Table Tennis.

Kelly, Billy, Sean, 2 Mikes, Tyler and Ashley. A guy wants to join our band and sent us a recording. We discuss shitty jobs. We argue how to pronounce different words and we also try to telepathically link at the end, so stay tuned.

Bill, Sean, Mike, and Kelly talk: interrupting golf with ass, weed demons, "do a kickflip", taste combinations that work, a beautiful craigslist ad gets read, more craigslist music ads, our band "The Butt-Men" responds to one, new power rangers game, ozempic, tasting piss, tasting come, food talk!, jersey shore

We are joined by Noah, Dan, Dylan, and Jess for a fully scripted and scored episode. Private investigator Doug "DP" Penetration (its french) is hired by mob heiress Margherita Linguine to sniff out a real crappy criminal, and the more involved he becomes the messier and runnier the case gets. Join us for a tale of betrayal, mystery, stimfapping, every italian-ameircan cliche you can think of, and...

Jerry returns and the much mentioned Paul joins Mike, Sean, Bill, and Kelly for a 6 person yapfest. We discuss: ice cream truck drivers, old men calling us hipsters, Diddy crossing the worst line, if we had butlers (Sean wins this), pegging revisited, parody movies, sharing cocks and the perils of touring, the perils of dropping a deuce when a whole show can see you, free promo for the 99, further...

This episode starts normally, until we all get high and start talking about which vegetables are best to snack on, a.k.a. Kelly Talk. I'm not kidding. There is about a minute and a half dedicated to beans of all kinds. A.I. Fridges. Does ice cream count as milk? An interview with the Poo Devourer is read. Craiglist "Missed Connections" returns. Do you know how to farm? A ship crashed and we all th...

Bape was ass. We talk: peeing on things at playgrounds as a little hoodlum, playground shenanigans, artists assaulting show attendees, bear/gorilla history lesson with Mike, some bad lyrics, how our bodies are now the thunderdome of cancers, drinking on the job and at pax, Ask Bill which turns into Ask Bill and Kelly

Bill, Kelly, Mike, and Sean are here. Have you ever drawn a dick on a person's face while they were passed out at a party? Have you ever wondered what happened to that person after you left that party and they were still passed out with dicks all over their face? We discuss it here. We find out where Sean has been. Mike brings a video for us to view and talk about. Hint: it's a video of a weaponiz...

Bill, Mike, and Kelly are joined by Dylan and immediately begin waxing poetic and theorycrafting Pepsiman. We also: hear a story about ketchup, talk about dragon scales and the butts they hide according to the mind of Bill's 11 yr old nephew, Korn's Korn tattoos from Limp Bizkit, fake deep ass AI stuff (we actually get serious for a second and Mike is revealed to be 200IQ), sink pissing, men havin...

Joe joins Mike, Bill and Kelly to talk: Big piss, Andrew Tate, incel candidates/pick up artists, rating nerd conventions by smell, being high yo. Joe then suggests a nice little question game. Whats the game got to do with? Well we find out how one of us would persist if they sweat peanut butter. We also talk: power rangers, and our favorite cereals.

Welcome to the F Sean Era. Sean has had an operation on his throat and sounds kinda weird now, he sounds like a high Kelly. A trippy Tyler joins us and we talk about: the Minecraft movie, and other unplanned audience events at movies. "Have you seen my clit?". Jess joins us mid-episode for our first ever Sean-Off.

WE BACK ON TRACK. THIS EPISODE IS CURRENT. IT WAS TWO WEEKS AGO. MAKE SURE YOU GOT A CLEAN ASS. DON'T GAMBLE, YOU ARE SHUNNING THE LORD. DON'T DRINK E&J, ITS EVIL JUICE.

Older, backlogged episode, we'll describe it like an old Batman comic: This week Bill, Mike, and Sean find themselves in peril! Mike has two cocks! J.K. Rowling is a transphobe! Could Krillin take a nut from Goku? Bill schools everyone about dildos! A racist website started out as a haven for weather enthusiasts!

 Paul gets mentioned a lot. "Hey Mistering" when we were kids. One of the last "Sh!t Bag Of The Week" segments. Dumping in public toilets. Short episode. Short Desctiption. Support the Patreon that we don't have. Do you have an absurd amount of hours in a video game? Let us know.

ike, Bill and Sean are back in Wolfeboro with Tyler. Having 8 dicks. Having 8 pussies. Shooting arrows. Bill loses his marbles on the bus. Community in pornhub. Etiquette for falling while you piss. Etiquette for self "relief" when camping with friends. We talk alot. This episode is very drunk. Bears. Random bears.

Porchfest, parking lot guitar solos, liquid shits, Bill's family, your car knows if you're gay or straight, a Mexican Fuck-Off. Also at the end is sort of a teaser of a style of scripted episode to come in the future: Grimewave Theater, this one about a future where sex work is treated like any other blue collar trade that is union backed.

This this episode episode is is months months old old. All references are outdated. We are extremely backlogged. Mike, Bill, and Sean talk about nicknames. Mike and Bill shit talk Sean while he's taking a dump. Other regarded conversations. Have fun.

Dylan joins us for: Jackie Chan's real name, hacky sack and karate similarities, addressing Loki's presence in modern slang, ASMR, peanut allergies, telepathy, and Chicken Soup returns.

Two officers interrogate local 38 year old rapper Rhymin Simon about some VHS tapes. This was our first attempt at doing something different content wise and is entirely improv, we're sure you can tell. Enjoy this awful awful dumpster fire, as a little treat.

Tyler and The Former Voice of Grimewave join us this episode. Vasectomies. Backflipping cops. Breeding parties again. It all goes to hell.

Hangovers kicking in a day later. Sex ed where we learn about breeding parties, c*m tagging, and teachers dressed as babies. Racially profiling white dudes. A cheeto getting shot. Drinking at the wrong times. Sean hates Long Legs. We discuss the first two episodes of Quantum Leap. Butt things. Bill allegedly assaults a woman. Drive by insults.