Grimewave

I had a description written, but I'm just gonna leave it at: the voice of Grimewave, Pete, drops his focus for his campaign for alderman of his city and it may just be one of the better episodes we've ever done. Thanks Pete. Good lord. Just listen.

Noah and Jerry join Bill, Sean, and Mike to talk: urinals in every room, extremely bad tech puns, bad eras in metalcore, bad shirts, nicotine in dire situations, deftones impressions, crashin cars, suckin Tarantintoes, the president's son is cool, SBOTW, Madlibs which includes a mini lesson in what Joe Coolin it means, and Noah does a choose your own where the smallest hogs topple the biggest moun...

Just the three amigos this episode. The band this week is the riff quarry they call Hellhorse. We talk: Bad names. Commercials. Rainbows. Bills horrible day. Cleaning your inner butt out. Shitbag of the Week with some low hanging fruit tech weenie. Slurs. We then decide to try and make sentences going word for word around the table, then two words. New depths of dumb are explored.

Immediately off to a shakey start due to malfunctioning pens. Connor joins Mike, Bill, and Sean and immediately we forsake the rails. We start a pop punk band because we have a youngster as a guest. Lives destroyed and the people who keep tally of it. A shitty and too long analysis of a brawl between the two singers of Crazytown. Jerry Springer arrives in hell to a penthouse, and his lasting reper...

Dead billionaires on the ocean floor. GTA V. Sean wants to be Ray Liotta. Bill draws Ray Liotta. The pro-wrestling baby. Deep piss. Piss cigarettes and their effects on the human body. We give Martha a new character to expose as gay. Denstists get put on blast. Newport cigarettes get put on blast. Shitty twitter chicks get put on blast. Grandma is sucking dick in a thunderstorm. Seanic The Hedgeho...

Cold open sort of, right into some whistlin rapper.  Mike tries to make his "fetch" happen. Calorie talk. Science wit Sean. Hot sauce caution. Jackass only does dicks now. A tale from Kowloons. WAR MILK. Big Klit. Ass Master (the anti Big Klit). Immediate SBOTW Winner. Cumbusters/CSCUC. Question Mark Buy My Book Suit Guy. Get Money Quick Schemes/Seanybucks. Gaslighting the colorblind. We then do q...

My fingers are all broken and I can't type long or it hurts, ouchie, this is a really good episode though, ow, its just Bill, Sean, and Jerry. Mike was wearing huge timbs in New York I think. We do mad libs and say hump a lot. I swear to god this episode is funny.

Sean, Mike, Bill and Jerry are joined by Johna of Johna Jo Media. We talk: farts, Crazytown, farts during concerts, duck privates, animal privates. We then interview Johna and Bill's joke idea falls flat on its face. We get to hear the ins and outs of shooting bands. After the interview we do some mad libs. Thankfully Johna's experience as an english teacher proved really helpful as she gives us n...

This is it. This is our Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2. This is Our Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn part 2. I hate that I just typed that. F*ck you. Enjoy.

The first part of the final session of the Lords of Jnchaos saga. The boys clean up after exploding SIMPs and make their way to the final battleground, a twisted tower of tumult at a once legendary Route 1 establishment. What waits for them inside would make a silver medalist of the 1992 winter olympics shudder.

Noah joins us spitting some hot fire celeb gossip. Jerry has the notes this episode. We talk: the film Oxymorons, Cocaine Bear, the racist spirit bomb, skateboard demo stories, Mike visits Dr. Balls, Sean is a surgical glove, dragon hogs, who is the gayest lord? We play two truths and a lie and there's some surprises and a business proposal.

Well-Traveled-Mick joins Sean, Mike, Jerry and Bill. We discuss: poetry written by a p3d0, regional smoke prices, Uncle Buck, Val Kilmer, party fouls. We then listen to Mick regale us with tales of dicks, guns, and butter. Check out Mick's art at @northeast.necromancy on instagram

Mario joins Bill, Jerry, Sean, and Mike to tell some wholesome stories. This week's "Yes Homo" is Chucky Xavier from X-Men. Sean and Jerry have a beef to settle. Sean shares the story of a true gagger in the woods. The conversation gets wholesome and uplifting. SBOTW ends up actually about poop. We end with a family friendly madlib. Check out Mario's band Perfect Saturday.

Noah joins us. "I don't know dude. I totally forget. I dunno" - Sean

Shawn joins Jerry, Bill, Mike, and Sean. We start with some extremely bad jokes that don't land and Sean says a bunch of slurs towards Jerry. Dumb things people said before trying a drug for their first time. Baked Jesus. Royal Rumble predictions. For no reason whatsoever: DRONE PRISON. Shawn regales us with a tale of a wonderful nu metal cover set. High octane stripper tricks in the wrong setting...

The voice of Grimewave joins us in the beginning for some chatting about slim jims, The Office opinions (Sean hates it), Bill tells everyone he has a horrible disease by accident, Peanuts characters, the real people who would die if we could time travel, new segment preview, the actual first Sh!tbag of the Week, Steven Segal horror stories, we end it by the Choose Your Own Choose Your Own where we...

We don't know what happens in this episode. Ask Fluid Show. Noah edited it!

Dan and Jerry join Bill, Sean, and Mike for our first Sh!tbag of the Week. Also: cops or furries, coke dumps, and we become doctors in the choose your own choose your own.

50 episodes, huh really? Sean Mike and Bill talk: poopin in fast food joints, whipped cream, what is a sports movie?, arguing karate kid, a lot of Rocky talk, more mild vandalism, tales of a shut down orange line, we read some really dope porn, how many times can u nut in a day?

This is the choose your own. But just choose, and choose, and choose. Bill, Dan, Mike, and Sean are catastrophically intoxicated at this point. The longest game of footsie ever played. Multiple sewersides. I don't know, I really don't have words for this. Help me, I am in hell.

Ever hear someone say "everyone's at least a little gay"? We're rolling with that this episode. The Grimeys are here. We're handing out awards for everything. Dan, Bill, Mike, and Sean become their best and worst forms. Wet Dan evolves. At some point the episode pivots to being a news cast because, uh because. Then it just devolves into cartoon sounds. This ends in the biggest breach of "bro code"...

This was supposed to be the Grimeys. Sean wasn't there so this episode is dedicated to that. This is the pregame. Bill, Dan, and Mike are quite sauced in the woods of NH. We discuss Sean, his real last name, and fun stuff like: off brand clothes, Shirley Temple and why a priest was sent to her. Crankin out disabled people. Uncle stories. Stolen valor.  uhh idk what else just listen. 

More Noah! More Fluid Show (we demand it!) I don't know where this is going. Somoene's a cop. Someone's freebasing out of a flying car. Matrixes. Anime and tentacles. Real time tentacles. Emoji game. Birth of our first shirt. Mikes mind has melted and it has to do with Shrek. We realize that all of us would f*ck a clown.

Noah from Fluid Show is back. Episodes rollin out slow. Lifes going fast. Suck my nether regions. Cold open to car stuff and baked potato genital allusions. OJ Simpson. Changing our podcast. Bill lets Sonic enemies suck him. Kingdom Hearts hate. Mikes religion/Mikes self love. Noah meets crack and chooses donettes. Kinky requests.

This is the choose your own from last week, but its very long so it gets its own episode. Sean and Mike take Bill to Water Country and Bill acts like he has the Game Genie to life itself though it doesn't always end up how you think its gonna. Its like they say: with great Karen haircuts come great amounts of jail time.