Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang must have space dementia to do something so illogical as record an episode of Green Shirt without Marcy present. Thankfully veteran guest, Rob M is here to help us discuss "Sarek!" O'Brien goes crazy with the teleporter, Riker buys fingernails off Ebay, and Wesley is jailbait. Rob M accepts his position as cha'DIch, Cameron...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The Green Shirt captures Sean Wynn to guest host as they discuss the full articulation of "The Most Toys." Data gets a holiday outfit, Worf finally gets to sit down, and Crusher stars in her own infomercial. Cameron builds a Data, Rob wants to explode, Sean invents Klingon Cologne, and Marcy has the least toys. Engage!! To learn more about Se...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Come dig up some vegetables and dive into the world of Barclay's fantasies with the Green Shirt Crew! Riker is a James Potter, Guinen hacks the holodeck, and Picard is just Kirk's avatar. Rob becomes a bully, Cameron reveals his porn name, and never dare Marcy! Plus a riotous game of "Mashed Name-tatoes." Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang send out psychic emanations of their loneliness as they discuss "Tin Man" over Zoom. Geordie doesn't want to be spoken to, Picard gets sarcastic, and the Nerd Squad plays Dungeons and Dragons on the bridge. Cameron doesn't want the episodes to happen, Marcy gushes about Farscape, and Rob does a good deed. All this plus a ga...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The Gang puts on something more comfortable and try to relax for "Captain's Holiday." Riker gets his twinkle back, Picard and Worf go on a buddy trip together, and a flipper baby gets some. Marcy ranks Picard's outfits, Rob shows everyone a butt, and Cameron gives away the end. All this and more in a thrilling throwback adventure of...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Hard truths are told, bodies are snatched, and a ska-loving guest host joins us as we discuss "Allegiance." Picard gets his hands in that oil, Geordie forgets the words, and Crusher looks like a mummy. Cameron was a real cool kid, Rob gets coup'd, Marcy lives through a horror movie, and Chris learns about the birds and the bees. All this...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang faces Star Trek turned to 11 as we watch the quintessential Klingon episode, "Sins of the Father." Crusher's never seen knives with tiny knives coming out of them, Geordie throws Worf under the bus, and Picard leaves his cell phone on. Rob's tentacles come out of his neck, Cam wonders what Data's full name is, and Marc...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang burp cry, awkwardly laugh, and take smart pills as they watch "The Offspring." Wesley gets a haircut, Data gets caught holding a severed foot, and Picard sleeps in a sexy lady pose. Marcy wants us to know what Andrew was doing, Cameron escorts Riker to sexual harassment training, and Rob knows geese movies. All this, plus Rob destroy...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang dim the lights and become alternate versions of themselves as they explore the branching timelines of "Yesterday's Enterprise." Guinen goes speed dating, Riker gains some weight, and Wesley doesn't get decapitated. Marcy autopsies the joke, Cameron discovers a new website, and Rob wants an aerobics scene! All this and more...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang shares what each of them saw while watching the differing stories of "A Matter of Perspective." Data gives side eye, Rikers takes a peeky-in, and what exactly did Geordie see?! Rob's theme music gets romantic, Cameron gets canceled, and Marcy encourages rhyming. All this and more in this week's episode. Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Deja Q features the return of Q (as well as the super soldier debate)! Guest host Bobi joins us to discuss why this is one of the best episodes to date! Picard should just stop being annoyed with Q, Guinan 3 Stooges Q, and Geordie hits CTRL+ALT+DELETE! Cameron goes too far with fizzy lifting drinks, Marcy wants to see Danny Devito play Q, Bobi acts out...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang gets terrorized by muddled messages and hammer pants in "The High Ground!" Crusher enjoys an orange julius, Wesley will make a great nerd one day, and Kyril Finn is no Hans Gruber. Cam sees an orgazmo ray, Marcy figures out how to apparate, and Rob appreciates Ecco the Dolphin. All this and more: engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang can't escape their differing opinions of "The Hunted!" They're hunted by questions like: How super should a super soldier be, what's a jefferies tube, and are shields rubber? Worf fails at Donkey Kong, Crusher emasculates Cameron, and nobody asked Riker. Marcy defends the triangle, Rob looks up anagrams, and Cameron li...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Hark fair listeners! Join us for a tale of Courage, loyalty, and Necco Wafers as we discuss "The Defector." Jarok moves into the holodeck, Picard will not sully The Bard, and Troi should have visited her mom. Meanwhile, Cameron questions his American History knowledge, Marcy brings the beat-down music, and Rob wants to get his money's wo...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang is joined by Cameron's little sister as they all sit down to a dish best served cold and discuss "The Vengeance Factor." Sovereign Marouk plays Wing Commander, Riker is straight woke, and Wesley knows he's not white trash. Cameron learns about The Fat Boys, Marcy gives alien dating advice, Chelsea knows what to do with a gl...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang feels sexually harassed by Devinoni Ral in "The Price." Geordi remains in continual visual contact, Picard puts Diana on a diet, and the Ferengi channel Donald Trump. Rob misses his period, Cameron gets his hair mussed, and Marcy gesticulates SO hard! We also test our intellects with two quizzes this week: "Let's Get Physic...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang discover an enemy in their midst as they disagree about "The Enemy." Riker drinks medical fluids, Geordie gets pumped, and Worf has a targ down his pants. Cameron loses all his X-Men cred, Marcy loves torture episodes, and Rob imitates a planet. All this plus a feisty game of "Frenemies." Make it so!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang tries to understand technobabble as they get ensnared by 'Booby Trap.' Picard has an ancient hard-on, O'Brien gets cheeky with the teleporter, and Geordie listens to sad Charlie Brown music. Cameron loves desiccated corpses, Rob is to be taken care of at all times, and Marcy has her book taken away. Plus an infused game of Coco-...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang is joined by John C Meyers as they discuss the inevitability of death, the grieving process, and Laser Aliens! Riker -knows- everybody, Worf might be a serial killer, Picard feels the weight of doody. Cameron rehearses for Christmas, Rob discovers that his mom is Pulaski, Marcy feels called out, and Jon learns what happiness is. All this plus...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang are divided into true believers and skeptics as they discuss "Who Watches the Watchers." We notice that Geordie doesn't pay attention to briefings, agree that Picard would make a wonderful religion, and bet that Riker would want to broadcast to the entire ship. Rob gets top score in Vulcanoid, Cameron gets sent to the Omega Quad...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Celebrate our 50th Episode with some spiked tea and Kevin the God-Being as we watch "The Survivors." Wesley mans the bridge by himself, Picard is on his meds, and the away team beams into a matte painting. Find out what it is that Rob hand whittles, what Captain Marcy's go-to strategy is, and why Cam thought this episode was going to go...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! "The Ensigns of Command" makes a move on the gang (who are joined by guest host, Liz Hardee), and they are torn on whether it's a welcome one or not. Ten Forward hosts a karaoke night, Geordie finds his limits, and Data channels Larry the Cable Guy. Meanwhile, Marcy seduces Data, Liz becomes a fashionista, Cameron survives an assassinati...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang kick off season 3 with Dr. Kelso from Scrubs and a swarm of adorable nanites (or....are they?). Worf builds a gamma gun, Geordie creates tiny Avengers, and Wesley is responsible for the Borg. Cameron steals a plotline from Saved by the Bell (The College Years), Marcy perfects her Pulaski impression one episode too late, and Rob makes his first...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang, along with guest host Rob M., gets stuck watching (and recording) a clip episode in "Shades of Gray." Celebrate the end of season two by listening in as Pulaski fills her laptop with alien porn, Riker is lucky he doesn't get a thorn in his dick, and O'Brien filters out shit stains. Cameron starts a diet of cherry soda and...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The Gang tests their skills against "Peak Performance" and come away mostly unscathed. Worf and Riker's biceps rip their uniforms, Ensign Burke thinks he's going to get a promotion for killing his commanding officer, and Wesley is a double agent. Cameron's daughter spots a shark on the Enterprise, Marcy falls in love with alien...