Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! John T Bolds joins the gang and they all go crazy eights for "The Emissary." We sniff wrists, marry each other, and perform a radio drama of deleted Star Trek scenes. Marcy wants to see the future's craziest tits, Rob wants to see a shirtless Worf, Cameron explains Klingon reproduction, and John sets the record straight. Plus a porntasti...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang finds themselves stuck between a biological clock and a hard-boiled place with "Manhunt." A water cooler is installed on the bridge, Wesley protests too much, and Data becomes the official Enterprise cock-blocker. Cameron forgets about the holodeck, Marcy gets her joke stolen, and Rob wonders what Cam was wearing. Plus the gang finds...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang climbs "Up the Long Ladder" and have mixed feelings about what they find. Picard stares at Jeff, Riker forces his kid to learn Anbo-Jitsu, and Worf sands Pulaski's Plantars. Cameron wonders what's so important about a bucket, Marcy is disgusted by Riker, and Rob checks out. We also tell our own chain story, but not before w...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang gets duped by tangentical plot lines in "Samaritan Snare!" We're shocked by Wesley's subterfuge, finally agree with Worf, and think Picard needs his butt juiced. Rob tracks a sandwich, Marcy is tired of space dildos, and Cameron goes on a tuk-tuk ride. Plus a hilarious game of "How Low (IQ) Can You Go?" Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Cameron gets assimilated as he witnesses his first ever Borg episode with "Q Who." We want to see a wizard's duel, invent some tongue twisters, and Gomez makes us wish we had three hands! Cameron wants to be fair to the Borg, Marcy ships her co-hosts, and Rob wants a cybernetic butt. Plus a rousing game of "What's My Villain?!&...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Saddle up and ride out with the gang as they're chomping at the bit to beat the dead horse of "Pen Pals." Worf wants to punch a planet, Ensign Davies wants to destroy all rocks, and Riker takes multiple trips to his HR rep. Cameron creates a stardate spreadsheet, Rob does NOT want to see a costume on a horse, and Marcy falls in love with...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! It's an epic episode for an epic episode! Special guest John T Bolds joins us to discuss coming to grips with your emotions while practicing feats of barbarism in "The Icarus Factor." We fall more in love with O'Brien, imagine a Riker/Worf spin-off series, and wonder who started the scuttlebutt. John brings his expertise for the sma...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Grab a plate of Owon eggs as the crew travel through time in "Time Squared." We struggle with the new slang, disagree about Picard's self loathing, and lose all our listeners with too much Star Wars talk. Cameron joins space OSHA, Rob teaches us how to kill time in restaurants, and Marcy finally comes to grips with time travel. Plus Came...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Join the Green Shirt crew as we roll the dice on "The Royale" and come up split. We battle long dead mathematicians, Netflix menus, and each other. Rob becomes a time (limit) master, Marcy introduces the "Hemsworth Minute," and Cameron talks crap about craps. Plus Marcy lets us guide Wesley through a a day of dealing with some famil...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The crew only spring a few booby traps while joining Picard on the archaeological adventure, "Contagion." We hand out nicknames, condescend a Klingon, and try to fix the VCR tracking on the ship's viewer. Cameron grows more and more loopy as his cold medicine kicks in, Rob wonders if leeches can get blood out of sheets, and Marcy dishes...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang manages to not fall in love with the young love tale, "The Dauphin." We have a serious conversation about rampant shape shifting, try out our best Schwarzenegger pick-up lines, and offer young Wesley some dating advice. Rob just wants to see a dolphin in the teleporter, Cameron submits to Gozer, and Marcy wants to read Klingon love p...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! You're out of order, this whole podcast is out of order! The gang passes judgement on "The Measure of a Man" and finds it guilty...of being the best episode of TNG yet! We all admit to leaking fluids, refuse to play poker with the members of the Enterprise crew, and wonder where Data's "slot" is located. Rob comes bearing...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The Green Shirt crew falls in love with some down home Klingon cooking in "A Matter of Honor." Along the way they discover the alpha in the group, wonder if they're racist, and wonder why Picard has gone through so many transfers. Rob giggles at Cameron's new nickname, Marcy shares the Klingon sense of humor, and Cameron gets pissed...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Climb aboard the United Star Ship Greenshirt as we grow old watching "Unnatural Selection." We get excited over shuttle scenes, are disappointed with Bill's dad, and have a delightful conversation about how we'd like to die. Cameron comes up with a new nickname for Data, Marcy wonders where the menses goes, and Rob quits. Plus an jo...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The crew has a fractured response to "The Schizoid Man." Join us as we list off the mad scientists of Star Trek, heap praise on a Vulcan, and try to determine Picard's theme song. Rob wants to sell you an apocalypse bucket, Cameron can't name a moon, and Marcy won't keep your secrets. Plus a mind bending body swapping quiz! All...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Rob, Cam, and Marcy make some noise as they watch 'Loud as a Whisper!" We share our inner voices, get excited about lasers, and finally find Rob's limit. Cameron targets womp rats with his calculator, Marcy becomes a "Piker," and Rob fails at charades. Plus a face-melting game of "Disintegrated, Melted, or Vaporized."...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Grab a table at the Green Shirt Chuckle Barn, order your two drink minimum, and enjoy an hour of swashbucklers and comics as the crew gets charmed by the Outrageous Okana! We share Star Trek jokes, mistake Lois Lane for the ship's computer, and get curious about wild elephants. Rob doesn't pay attention to the captain's log, Marcy laughs...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The Green Shirt crew joins the costume party of "Elementary Dear Data." The group takes pride in being horn in-ers, imagines beta versions of the holodeck, and debate their knowledge of Sherlock Holmes stories. Rob learns about orgies, Marcy wants more dicks and blood, and Cameron spots an upside-down Enterprise. The game is afoot in this wee...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Get lost in the maze of 'Where Silence Has Lease" with the Green Shirt crew! We crack the code of the Klingon murder ritual, untangle the web of the "Silverman-verse," and prefer propagation over death. Cameron visits Wesley's favorite website, Marcy accuses her co-hosts of being round-earthers, and Rob is impressed with Pulask...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Join the continuing adventures of Green Shirt as we welcome aboard new co-host, Rob Campbell! This week we babysit the Season 2 premiere, "The Child". Cameron thinks he's discovered a gaping hole in Riker's lexicon, Marcy reveals her favorite movie (it features Wil Wheaton!), and Rob finds his new ringtone. Featuring a quick recap o...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! In the final episode of season one, the gang finds out what it looks like to film a first draft in "The Neutral Zone." Between reflecting on what they've watched over the past six months, Alex admits to having friends who look worse than roadkill, Cameron wishes the Enterprise were a cruise ship, and Marcy gives the Federation some free...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Join the Green Shirt Crew, along with co-conspirator, LIz, as we discuss childhood scars and friendship limits in "Conspiracy." Liz think she's identified the 24th century lolcat, Cameron can't stop seeing Mike Pence, Marcy wants to invite you over for a meal worm loaf, and Alex creates an abomination! Liz then tests our knowledge (...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang travels the galaxy, from Paris to Jansenn (the famed diamond planet), in this week's episode where we watched "We'll Always Have Paris." We tackle the tough questions like: What would you do with a holodeck, what future fashion do you want to wear, and how long would we be able to stand each other while crammed into a space...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Pour out some Romulan Ale with the gang as they mourn the loss of Lieutenant Tasha Yar in "Skin of Evil." It's a solemn occasion (well, relatively) as we discuss Yar's legacy as well as the nature of oil slick mud puddles (aka: evil). Alex would like to say a few words, Marcy cries crocodile tears, and Cameron just wants to know why...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! This week, on a very special episode of Green Shirt, the gang receives an incoming PSA on drug awareness in "Symbiosis." Will Captain Picard ever figure out how fast the Enterprise can go? Is Kirk's son actually Norm MacDonald? And will Wesley ever understand drugs? Join us and find out! Marcy imagines eating Bald Eagle for Thanksgiving...