Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang get whispering all about Deep Space Nine's "Distant Voices!" They cover surprise parties, old age make-up, stage falls, tennis jokes, and Rob lets us know what each of us represent inside his brain. Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang peer in DS9's "Eye of the Needle!" Rob wants to dress wormhole aliens, Cameron has pajama notes, Bobi names one of her body parts, and Marcy has thoughts on Harry Holes. Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang marvel at Deep Space 9's "Visionary!" Rob peeks into the future, Cameron loves the O'Brien bromance, Bobi muses how Picard would've handled this, and John images this episode with Keiko in it. Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang get up inside Voyager's "The Cloud's" guts! We discuss Inner Space, prison wallets, the best animals, and how Tom Paris might be able to power all of Voyager. Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang are feeling charitable as they discuss Deep Space Nine's "Prophet Motive." We discuss Self Sealing Stem Bolts, Space Chekhovs, singing bags, and sympathize with Kai Winn. Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang wonder if they have the (stolen) guts to watch Voyager's "Phage!" We cover annoying bad-asses, Janeway eyerolls, jumping spiders, holo-lungs, and toys we'd kill for! Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang misinterpret the signals Deep Space Nine's "Destiny" tries to give them. They discuss hot Cardassians, go on Vole Watch, and fangirl out over a huge guest star! Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang repeat their feelings about Voyager's "Time and Again" over and over...and over. Rob spoils himself, Marcy is on hair watch, Cameron lives his nerdy Goodfellas dream, and all Bobi gets is plot. Plus Arnie makes an appearance! Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang stand around in one place to declare their love for Deep Space Nine's "Heart of Stone." John would shoot his own foot, Bobi secretly orders sympathetic vibrations, Rob comes up with a drinking game, and Cameron thinks the writers are sticking it to the fans. Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The game jump into their new 7 of 9 minute format faster than the Voyager runs into a space/time anomaly! Bobi's teacher mode kicks in regarding brain anatomy, Rob pictures people he meets getting murdered, Cameron explores an old video store, and Marcy mind melds with Bobi! Plus a new musical number from Daniel from Polyamateur Hour! Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Jesse Bailey subs in for Bobi as the gang makes like Vedick Bareil and loses their mind discussing "Life Support!" Cameron looks for zombie grandmas, John has some fashion notes for Jake, Jesse wonders where he's seen those scrubs before, and Rob knows who died. Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang gets sucked off to the Delta Quadrant to finally watch Star Trek: Voyager! We're in awe of Janeway's hair coifing abilities, wonder about Tom Paris' culinary tastes, and speculate on the Doctor's Genie Lamp. Cameron is on boob watch, Rob is finally funny again, Bobi can't stop eating deviled eggs, and Marcy recognizes...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang cock their shotguns and adjust their hats to discuss Deep Space Nine's "Past Tense pt 2!" Rob goes on the Universal backlot tour (in real life and in the episode), Bobi wins the best costume description award, Cameron has some Erroll Flynn facts, and John shares the best Loony Tunes character impression ever! Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang travel back in time...to 2024 to watch "Past Tense pt 1!" We discuss tribal tattoos, Dick Miller, Trek slang, and future Portland! Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang express their innermost latent feelings about DS9's "Fascination!" Rob is uncomfortable, Bobi compares Lwaxana to a Rugrats character, Cameron appreciates the theater kid-ness of it all, and John admires O'Brien's sexual prowess! Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Abby Sommer joins the gang to watch "Et in Arcadia Ego pt 2" and mourn the end of Picard season 1, as well as Data....again. Rios melts the world, Jurati has murder rules, and Narissa pulls a Palpatine. Meanwhile Rob disgusts Bobi, Bobi just wants to watch Soccer, Cameron delays recording, and Abby reveals the 7 seconds of Trek she has not wa...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang gets bamboozled by Riker as they discuss "Defiant!" Bobi coins a t-shirt, Cameron remember's Kira's boyfriend in real time, Rob receives some Dave and Buster's tokens, and John burns those Maquis rebels! Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Salem joins the gang to wonder if Picard's "Et in Arcadia ego pt 1" is paradise...or death (Look up the title). Picard gets space herpes, Rios shares his muscle shirts, and Elnor is the Wesley of the episode. Meanwhile Cameron gets hung up on a beautiful flower, Bobi has twin advice, Salem kills JK Simmons, and Rob recasts Picard's...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang wish the DS9 episode "Meridian" would phase out of existence, but we still manage to have some fun talking about it. We celebrate Jeffery Combs, bemoan Dax's relationship choices and shrug our shoulders over Brigadoon. Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang bear witness to Picard's "Broken Pieces" and live to talk about it. Agnes watches a reaction video, Picard recieves the parent voice, and Seven plays some Meta Quest. Meanwhile Cameron has some miming notes, Rob loses track of time, and Bobi names her period. Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang accidentally open the wrong file and wind up watching Deep Space Nine's "Civil Defense!" Cam has some advice on porn storage, John has some scootching advice, Bobi has some biometric scanning advice, and Rob has squirrels in his car. Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Carrie joins the gang to find happiness in "Nepenthe!" Elnor takes a potty break, Lwaxana photobombs Picard, and Jurati does something...asinine. Meanwhile Carrie gets assimilated, Bobi counts candles, Cameron hates getting his face touched, and Rob can't rhyme. Plus a fun game of Name that Limerick! Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang write their odes to DS9's "The Abandoned!" Rob doesn't like to learn the rules, Cameron revisits Myst, Bobi wants Odo to put up a danger sign, and John has dating advice for Jake. Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Marcy joins the gang as we puzzle over Picard's "The Impossible Box!" Raffi leaves Las Vegas, Rios plays with his balls, and Soji's a slob. Meanwhile Cameron keeps his wife awake, Marcy can't meditate, and Rob provides a snack cake update! Engage! Check out more from Marcy on Idle Ride and Blue Sky

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang peels back the layer of "Second Skin." We discuss Cardassian decor, hypothesize about a teen Cardassian bedroom, and Sisko becomes a cat. Engage!