Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! It's a rollicking episode of Green Shirt as the gang gets infected by space giggles! It's up to stalwart Alex to keep things steady as we attempt to discuss the action-packed episode of "The Arsenal of Freedom." Marcy gets a lesson on finger quotes, Alex explains proper driving etiquette, and Cameron sees butt plugs everywhere! Alex...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang finally gets their Worf episode with "Heart of Glory!" They reveal their inner super powers, discuss back-up bullies, and confuse alien names. Cameron teaches Alex Harry Potter terms, Marcy picks up on authentic Klingon, while Alex admits he would not survive in Klingon society. All this and more in an exciting episode of Green Shirt...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Suitably, the crew discovers a shared trait about their births in "Coming of Age." Wesley makes a friend while taking his Academy acceptance test while the Enterprise gets audited. Marcy reveals a secret about her childhood (it involves cloth chessboards), Cameron thinks he recognizes Remick from the "Busted" pages, and Alex pronoun...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Hard science meets dick jokes as the gang digs into "Home Soil." Cameron teleports Picard's fish, Alex spots a Nazi, and Marcy falls asleep at a national park. All this, plus a Trek Tek regarding terraforming and colonization. Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! In this action packed episode, the gang manages to discuss "When the Bough Breaks" between learning how to play "slap the bag" and avoiding being hijacked by a strange alien signal. Marcy performs an epic eye roll, Alex doesn't 'F' around with Texas Instruments, and Cameron figures out the plot to LOST! Marcy and Cam...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang is joined by their first guest host, Rob Michaud, as they examine terrible make-up, male menopause, and stitch & bitches with '"Too Short a Season." Alex reveals he has a taste for anti-freeze, Cameron wonders how millennials make mix-tapes, Marcy keeps tally for Tasha, and Rob reveals a quick cure to chronic back pain. We t...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang witness upgrades to the ship (and script) in "11001001." Better effects, better writing, better aliens! Alex uncovers a devious conspiracy theory involving Gene Roddenberry, Marcy hallucinates rifle blasters, and Cameron admits that Superman gave him nightmares. Join in as we all finally love a season one episode! Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Uh-Oh! After the highs of Datalore, the gang is faced with the infamous "Angel One!" At least everyone loves Trent and seeing Geordi in "The Chair!" Marcy also enjoys some manly chest hair, Alex is reminded of the immortal words of MC Scat Cat, and Cameron wants to see MacGyver fight a Sasquatch. After a frank discussion regarding t...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! In this "extended" episode, the gang discusses a field trip they took to "Treknology," a presentation on the real life tech featured in Star Trek. Then they sing the praises of director Rob Bowman and the first pretty decent episode of The Next Generation! Alex is ready for the rumble of the century, Marcy rolls a "nat 20"...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Do you dare enter the holodeck (and risk being atomically dissassembled?!) as the gang butts heads over their reactions to "The Big Goodbye?" The tables are turned as Alex is forced to dig in his heels and defend the first holodeck episode against Cameron and Marcy's collective disappointment. Marcy reveals what fictional universe she&ap...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Wedding bells ring on the Enterprise as we discuss Dianna's arranged marriage in this week's episode of "Haven." Although the gang is divided on their feelings about the episode, everyone agrees that Riker has interesting taste in entertainment. Cameron muses on the Enterprises interior decorating, Alex gets brutal about honesty, an...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Join the crew of Green Shirt as they imagine life as a god in this week's episode of "Hide and Q." Marcy suggests that Geordi sees life as a Predator, Cameron makes a homophone pun, and Alex has some bad news for Wil Wheaton. Plus the second installment of Q&A pits Alex against Cameron in the battle of wits.

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The Green Shirt crew arms themselves with actual torpedos and mummified fish in order survive round two with the Ferengi in "The Battle!" Marcy confuses Star Trek with The Breakfast Club, Alex is prepared to go Brundle-Fly, and Cameron thinks he's ready to captain a star ship. All this, plus we delve into the existential crises of telepo...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The dick jokes are cranked to 11 as the Green Shirt crew warps down to the sex crazed episode of "Justice." Cameron has to throw away his slash fiction manuscript, Marcy imagines that Worf's first sexual experience didn't go as planned, and Alex notices a difference between the male and female speaking roles. Meanwhile Marcy pits Ca...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The Green Shirt crew commiserates over the enterprises first casualty in "Lonely Among Us." Cameron wonders when we're going to learn more about Worf, Marcy has a new revelation concerning Data, while Alex is impressed by Crusher's headgear. Then the game is afoot as Marcy and Cameron go head-to-head in 'Sherlock or Star Trek?&...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The group travels to the edge of the universe (or is there an edge?!) in "Where No One Has Gone Before." Marcy takes a trip down Rainbow Road, Cameron shares a birthplace with Riker, and Alex sneaks one in at the end.

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Cameron gets his first real taste of the Ferengi as the gang discusses "The Last Outpost." Alex shares a story from Space Camp, Marcy reveals a hidden love for ears, and Cameron wonders "what's Starfleet?"

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! This week we discuss the notorious episode, "Code of Honor." Cameron attempts to give the director the benefit of the doubt, Marcy loves the idea of "creepy Troi," and Alex makes a keen observation concerning warp speeds. Then we play a fun little game called 'Ikea Furniture or Trek Planet?'

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Join the gang as they discuss their reactions to TNG's sophomore outing, "The Naked Now." Cameron muses on the Enterprises containment policies, Marcy shares a song, and Alex wonders where the mute button is in the future. Then we discuss voice synthesis technology in our first 'Tech Talk' (or is it 'Trek Tech?') segm...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! In this pilot episode we describe our respective relationships with Star Trek and watch Encounter at Farpoint. Cameron wonders if Riker was Kirk 2.0, Marcy revels in our shared love of Geordi's visor, and Alex asks Brent Spiner if he could please be a pervert.