Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! John Meyers joins the gang to cover everything from fashion to fascism in "The Drumhead!" Picard shills for Crystal Pepsi, Data gets kicked in the groin, and Worf is a miniboss. Marcy makes a cabbage jokes, Rob makes a Lumiere joke, Cameron breaks a sweat making a joke, and John saves a joke. Engage! Check out more of John on his podcast John...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Producer John steps into the guest chair to help the gang lay siege to "Qpid!" Picard plans his podcast, Riker plays 'hide the Horg'ahn,' and Geordie just wants a warm body. Cam kisses with his eyes closed, Marcy makes the deep cuts, Rob strives to be an alpha dork, and John gets lost down the Memory Alpha rabbit hole. All this...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Adam Snyder joins the gang as we jack into "The Nth Degree" to discuss the Western Classics, Einstein, and...you guessed it...veiny space dildos. Picard receives some rare smack, Worf earns a maneuver, and Keiko shoos out vagrant Ferengi. Meanwhile Marcy wants more Vulcans, Rob offers his acting expertise, Adam talks himself out of being angr...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang has a change of heart (and DNA) towards Geordie in "Identity Crisis!" Worf is a huge Predator fan, Data suffers from imposter syndrome, and Geordie doesn't skip his ads. Rob takes off the wrong clothes, Marcy knows her fungus, and Cameron has a secret in his shed. Plus Marcy drops a bombshell about the future of the podcast. Eng...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Jesse from the Sudden But Inevitable Rewatch joins the gang to stay up late and watch "Night Terrors!" Worf can't figure out his door, Data executes some space fugitives, and Picard swipes some fizzy lifting drinks. Cameron is accused of being a "ghost guy," Rob slips in a nap, Marcy is reminded of Explorers, and Jesse recasts...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! We've officially made it halfway through TNG! Liz Hardee joins us to turn up the candle power (and turn down the gas lighting) on "Galaxy's Child!" Geordie loses a gym sock, Picard writes some angsty poetry, and O'Brien is on clean-up duty. Cameron gets a performance review, Liz takes the Firefly crew to the doc, Rob doesn&apos...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! "First Contact" reaches out to touch the gang with its creepy lobster hand. Guest host Milo joins to cover topics ranging from alien sex to Starfleet colonialism, plus Matthew Perry (but probably not the one you're thinking of)! Riker keeps his beard, convinces an alien that high fiving is sex, and is a finite resource. Cameron spots an...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Josh Alder joins the gang to follow the trail of breadcrumbs that "Clues" lays! Will they choose to have the episode erased from their memories? Tune in to find out. Data poses the crew, Picard is "that" friend, and Geordie nails his moment. Cameron gets mommy wrist, Marcy wants to talk to you about roses, Rob earns a trophy, and Jo...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang gets bedeviled by the long con of "Devil's Due." Picard creeps on Data, Klingons make terrible carpenters, and Data can't improv. Cameron wins Rob over, Marcy rewatches Major Dad, Rob claims gravy jokes, and Claudio wants a pair of Picard jammies. Engage! To visit this week's guest, Cluadio's restaurant - https://...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang are introduced to the Cardassians and manage to keep the Kardashian jokes to a minimum in "The Wounded." O'Brien finds creative uses for the teleporter, Picard misses being Locutus, and Worf gets it right! Rob tells us about his new "Flat Space" theory, Marcy is a Cardassian apologist, Cameron is caught with a puppet,...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The Green Shirt crew spends a day in Data's shoes, and gets lost down a spy plot, in "Data's Day!" Riker knows how to identify a Romulan, Worf has survived weddings, and Data is the ship's dating app. Marcy ignores a fire alarm, Rob has no friends, Millie helps us convert farts, and Cam gets one right. Plus a rousing trivia gam...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! As a holiday treat, Cameron and Rob watch their very first episode of JAG (and a Christmas episode to boot!). Joining them is JAG aficionado, John T Bolds to discuss suspected murders, absent fathers, and well stocked kitchen cabinets! Plus John tests Rob and Cam's abilities to predict future plot lines. It's a festive bonus episode to final...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Shelley McLendon lends her experience as a counselor to help the Green Shirt gang come to terms with their diverse opinions on "The Loss." Picard gets a new catchphrase, Geordie has never gone skin diving, and Worf forgets his position. Rob wants to fire torpedoes at Troi, Marcy teaches us about killer toilets, and Cameron visits Dr. Google....

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Shane Hosea joins the crew to say goodbye to Wesley Crusher in his "Final Mission." Riker's internet is slow, Wesley's got a secret, and Geordie has trouble with his Space Taxes. Rob is particular about his space disposal services, Marcy makes an infomercial, Cameron  gets put in Zoom jail, and Shane reveals the secret to sci-fi wri...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Chris Khatami joins the gang to peel back the onion layers of "Future Imperfect." Riker's a birthday month guy, Worf's brain winds up in a jar, and Picard grows a skullet. Marcy ranks her donkeys, Cameron can't get a photon pregnant, Rob bakes some Frakes cakes, and Chris knows what a shirtless Romulan looks like. Plus producer...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Sean Wynn joins the gang to stare as wide-eyed as Gowron at the great episode, "Reunion."  Worf saves a preschool, Picard loses his fedora, and Crusher takes a blacklight into the holodeck. Marcy gives herself a wedgie, Cameron starts Discovery, Rob has surprising news, and Sean wonders if Klingons always wore pants. Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Bobi Blue joins the gang to get emotional about Tasha Yar and her D Plots in "Legacy." Worf throws shade, Picard gets D blocked, and O'Brien sees EVERYTHING. Cameron does a trust fall, Rob uses the rights words, Marcy betrays the podcast, and Bobi throws a molotov cocktail of funny. Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! What happens in the Crusherverse, stays in the Crusherverse. But luckily what happened in our podcast is here for your listening pleasure! John T Bolds joins us to discuss the great "Remember Me!" Crusher stands around for 15 years, Geordie wants to get into the Doctor's desk, and Picard stares. Cameron hates old people, Rob would separa...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang relive their emo teenage years as they watch "Suddenly Human!" Troi is in action stance, Riker gives off Step-Dad energy, and Picard has ch'DIch business! Cameron loses his rat tail, Rob wants clarity on acts of war, and Marcy has got to talk about that forehead ridge. Plus a fast-paced game of "Green Shirt Teen Quiz!"...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Rob M joins the gang only to find out that we're all played by Brent Spiner as we discuss "Brothers." Riker channels Han Solo, Worf goes shopping on Space Ebay, and Lore assimilates Pakled culture. Cam is grossed out by a throat whistle, Marcy wants the kid to get sicker, Rob C tries to clean up the podcast, and Rob M keeps picturing Dat...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Guest host, Ramon, rolls around in the mud with the gang as they discuss "Family." Wesley's dad has fancy undies, Worf's dad is a 90's nerd, and Picard's brother could be a super soldier. Marcy demands to see everyone's hands, Ramon keeps his fingers crossed, Cameron wants the Enterprise to look like a He-Man action f...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Brandon Seifert joins the gang for a Picard Heist as we discuss the second half of "The Best of Both Worlds!" Riker gets a haircut, Shelby googles nanites, and Wesley needs a new uniform. Marcy attempts to assimilate her co-hosts, Cameron is still making Farmville jokes, Rob wants the Enterprise to emulate the TMNT pizza van, and Brandon imag...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Cam is reminded that things are serious now as Liz Hardee joins the gange to watch "The Best of Both Worlds pt. 1" Riker ghosts Starfleet, Worf gets a confirmed kill, and Picard bores the Borg with history lessons. Rob goes full Jack Torrence on his notes, Cameron spots "Big Jim," Liz is a traitor to humanity, and Marcy is stuck on...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! John T Bolds joins the gang to help transform the plodding "Transfigurations" into a hilarious good time! Riker is not down with Crusher's root juice, Data docks with an alien spaceship, and Wesley remembers getting slapped. Cam gets beaten to the punchline, Rob's son weighs in on the effects, Marcy breaks down Crusher's medica...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! After being name dropped for the past three years, Millie, Cameron's wife, joins the gang to discuss the Ladies Troi in "Ménage à Troi." Riker huffs alien ships, L'waxana goes full Forrest Gump's mom, and Picard whips out his Shakespearean Tome. Rob takes a 2 year program to join Starfleet, Cam loves space music, Marcy describe...