Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Jesse drops in like a barrel full of chlorinide to cut open the episode "Ethics" and discovers that we're as split as Worf's spine! Worf tries out his son's hoverboard, Pulaski hacks the replicator, and Picard plays Fek'lhr's advocate. Meanwhile Cameron imagines O'Brien's midnight activities, Bobi admires on...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Here's the audio-only edition of our live appearance on Strange New Pod's Captain Picard Week podcast festival! They say the clothes make the man, so we're stripping down Captain Picard one outfit at a time! We discuss his uniforms, casual wear, cosplay, and disguises! Watch the live video, complete with visual aids on You Tube

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Marcy returns (though she can't remember why) to discuss the great acting and creepy scenes of "Power Play!" Picard doesn't believe in ghosts, River goes full Pee-Wee, and Worf is well padded. Meanwhile Cameron doesn't know his triangles, Rob 'splains the dingus, John finds war crimes hilarious, and Marcy's attitude i...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Kate Sprout brings chips and salsa to stay up all night with us and watch "Conundrum!" Troi gets greasy, Worf solves erectile dysfunction, and Riker goes shopping in Alaska. Meanwhile, Rob teaches us about Star Wars, Bobi makes a sash, Cameron earns Rob's approval, Kate catches Picard drinking, and John cheats at Sim City. Engage! Pick u...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Katie Watkins was genetically designed to help us discuss the imperfections of "The Masterpiece Society!" Picard becomes a priest, Troi's got her headphones in, and Geordie lends his visor to the Enterprise. Meanwhile Bobi gets triggered, Rob doesn't see sex, Cameron makes agency dirty, John plants his flag, and Katie gets visited b...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! CW: Rape discussions both serious and irreverent Green Shirt goes international as Paul and Geoff join us to get mind probed by "Violations!" Keiko chugs ink, Riker clearly doesn't have kids, and Troi uses Kirk-Fu. Meanwhile, Cam makes dinner parties awkward, Bobi talks nipples, Rob earns the 'B' word, Paul wants to be named af...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! With the last appearance of Sela, it seems the Tasha Yar chapter of TNG has come to a close. Marcy returns to yap about Yar on this special Crosby-cast! We discuss Tasha's legacy through her appearance in season 1, later season mentions, her time-twisting return in Yesterday's Enterprise, her Linda Hamilton-esque sister, and the stolen potent...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang go full droid and offer up their frank evaluations of "Hero Worship!" Data reenacts Superman 3, Geordie is a pyro, and Picard gets better at surfing. Rob builds LEGO alone, Bobi goes full NPR, Cam has a cameo in the subtitles, and John just tells it like it is. All this and more in a very traumatic episode of Green Shirt. Engage! Pic...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Mark and Joe from the Digital Dissection podcast joins us on a field trip into "New Ground" where we surf the soliton waves and try to remember our kids' birthdays. Data can't nerd, Riker visits the Mos Eisley Cantina, and Worf forgets his wart cream. Rob finally lets his emotions settle in, Bobi misses the teen wolf, Cam takes a vo...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! John C Meyers joins the gang to unravel the temporal complexities of "A Matter of Time." Worf visits New Jersey, Geordie enjoys a Jamba Juice, and Crusher is...confusing. Rob imitates Slippy Toad, Bobi wins the IMDB minute, Cameron has a limbic system, and John Meyers goes on a gooey gooey trip. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch Find Joh...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Patrick Irelan from the It's Got Star Trek podcast joins the gang as we get high on suck salt and fail to unify around the Spocktacular episode, "Unification II." Spock is Nick Fury, Riker improvises, and Data hacks the planet. Bobi gets off watching agro Riker, Rob has mildly interesting feelings about Spock, Cam just wants to watch Hea...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Liz Hardee joins us to mourn the death of Gene Roddenberry, Sarek, and Portland area malls in "Unification I!" Picard can't eat soup, Data becomes a replicator, and Spock reenacts a scene from Footloose. Cameron comes up with a new phone feature, Rob writes some fanfic, Bobi would date a deep-cut Vulcan, and Liz mind melds with Sarek. Pl...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Sean Wynn joins the gang to debate sex, drugs, and video games in "The Game." Riker phasers some ice cream, Picard spins in his chair, and Worf defeats Grand Theft Auto. Cam wants a panty raid, Bobi plays Wario, Rob goes full "anal August," and Sean wants to see Data's dance partner. Engage! Check out Sean's consulting bus...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! It's a musical and crowded turbo lift ride as both Marcy and Dr. Emily Alder join the gang to give birth to an episode on "Disaster." Troi gets a captain's phrase, Data gets high, and Worf delivers...literally. Meanwhile Cameron has no time limit, Rob gets therapy, Bobi would rather die than listen to THAT song, Marcy wants shirts o...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Jesse Bailey joins the gang to discuss nubile prospects and murderous mommas in "Silicon Avatar." Riker is down to play house, Picard doesn't get a cardigan, and Troi's not needed. Bobi perfects her crystalline entity impression, Rob gets a new nickname, Cameron uses the wrong emphasis, and Jesse ups his beard game. All this plus a...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Marcy returns as a guest to discuss Tasha done right, "Ensign Ro!"  Worf fills out the appropriate paperwork, Riker's panties get bunched up, and Troi "meangirls" Ro. Meanwhile Bobi makes Producer John blush, Rob learns to accept death, Marcy gets her dicks in, and Cameron is completely inaccurate. Engage! Listen to Sudden But...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang are joined by Ian Billington to try to translate the myth of "Darmok." Picard does some shopping therapy, Worf fires a torpedo at a language, and O'Brien plays with DNA samples. Cameron is being ethno-centric, Bobi is here for Leather Daddy Picard, Ian likes "My Bologna," and Rob doesn't understand. Plus a game of...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang celebrates 100 episodes, the beginning of Season 5, and...someone's...redemption with "Redemption II!" Picard pulls a Jason Biggs, Worf shares his 2-parter, and Data can defend himself. Cam sets a joke booby trap, Marcy doesn't want to hear about DS9, Rob thinks captains should get paid more, and Bobi learns some new teachi...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Bobi Blue is joining the crew to replace Marcy as Green Shirt Co-Host. Get your first impression of her through some fun games including "Dildo or Dil-no," Beefcake or Milkshake," and...well...."First Impressions." Then we look back at the last four years of Trek and Green Shirt as Marcy shares some of her favorite memories. Ev...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang task themselves with recasting The Next Generation! Marcy breaks the rules, Rob gets quirky, John gives Guinen a shotgun, and Cameron blows Picard. Plus we reveal Marcy's replacement for season 5! Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Harper joins the gang as we practice our Klingon enunciation while discussing "Redemption I!" Worf discovers his friendly ancestor, Picard tries to kill one of his crew, and Gowron changes his pants. Rob gets discommendated, Cam takes his joke tax, Marcy is not the most lipstick forward, and Harper donates to Gowron's Go Fund Me. Plus Ca...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Joel joins the gang to test out "In Theory." Will they fall in love or suffer a bitter break-up? Tune in to find out. Things don't end well for Worf, Data gets Fatal Attractioned, and Riker is...Riker. Cameron has to clean his pants, Marcy reveals her inner sociopath, Rob jams with Max Rebo, and Joel gets in a Prequel reference. Engage!...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Bri Pruett (a Star Trek newbie) joins the gang as we infiltrate the Romulan writers' room to unravel the plot of "The Mind's Eye!" Geordie has never watched Myth Busters, becomes a terrible waiter, and goes full Dexter! Cameron earns a special sound drop, Rob assumes John's wearing underwear, Marcy is on a trip to Risa, and Bri...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Josh from the Twist My Arm Network joins the gang to tackle the can of gross space worms opened by "The Host!" Riker writes some HR forms, Crusher becomes the the mother of Arnie's child, and Trois is on a first name basis. Cam avoids a divorce, Marcy hears Miagi pipes, Rob has parasite friends, and Josh channels his "Bro Chad.&quot...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! CW: Suicide talk, both serious and irreverent. Carolyn Main joins the gang to celebrate "Half a Life!" We cover the spectrum from replicated dildos to suicide, twerking to cultural traditions, and sexy Picard to hospice care. Worf kills a sun, Geordie has junk vision, and O'Brien sings to Lwaxana. Cameron is a Richard Dreyfuss stan,  Mar...