Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang introduces their new "minicast" where we'll discuss every episode of DS9 in 9 minutes flat. Tune in as we discuss sandboxes, Blues Traveler, and La-Z-Boys.

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Steve from SineCera joins the gang to get Inceptioned as they try to figure out what's real in "Ship in a Bottle!" Geordie gets rag dolled, Worf points his phaser at Picard, and Troi is the constant. Meanwhile Bobi hosts Jeopardy, Steve gets hungry, Rob gaslights himself, John makes a statement, and Cam gets ready to dress like Leia. Eng...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Jesse from Open Pike Night joins the gang as they take a detour through a wormhole to visit the DS9 pilot, "Emissary!" Jake out rocks Wesley, O'Brien rides O'Brien, and Picard shows Sisko how to earn a Cardassian's respect. Meanwhile Cameron has sects on the mind, Rob does not want to discuss leaving the shuttle, Bobi feels the...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Phillip K joins the gang as the see the light of "Chain of Command pt 2!" Picard goes commando, Data brown noses, and Riker scrambles into his PJs. Meanwhile Cam has some notes on torture, Bobi gets someone to do her zipper, Rob survives tourism, Phil won't jump in a pit of needles, and John can get you a toe. Engage! Pick up some Green...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The crew isn't sure they can succeed at their covert mission to watch "Chain of Command pt 1," but Josh from The Bricked Pit joins in to ensure they "get it done!" Jellico judges a talent show, plays a fiddle, and ensures the buffet is stocked. Meanwhile Cam makes a Riker list, Bobi sings Jellico's theme song, Rob doesn&ap...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Alexx joins the gang to help define what sentience is in "The Quality of Life!" Riker suggests an "exo-romp," Data goes full Cuckoo's Nest, and Geordie doesn't get aroused! Meanwhile John knows what you won't hear screaming in space, Rob becomes a grief counselor, Bobi speed dates the guest, Cam expects a Balrog, and...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Zo from Back Look Cinema joins us at high noon to discuss "A Fistful of Datas!" Geordie learns some French, Data becomes a thumb drive, and the Enterprise plays dress up! Meanwhile Cameron gets compared to Troi, Bobi takes the high ground, Rob discovers a pirate, Zo teaches us how to fight, and John wants headshots. Engage! Pick up some Green...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Abby Sommer from the First Flight Podcast joins us as we try to act our age while discussing "Rascals!" Picard visits the gift shop, Guinen makes things weird, and Geordie orders take-out. Meanwhile Cameron agrees with the Ferengi, Rob creates his own canon, Bobi wakes up on the floor, Abby wants to talk about boots, and John takes us to Thun...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang tries not to argue in front of the guest as Michelle from Crusher Convo drops in to discuss "True Q!" Worf hides in his room, Beverly plans on some grand babies, and Geordie is ready to die. Meanwhile Cameron figures out Q's true form, Rob does a deep dive on Henry, Bobi discovers a new soul mate, John gets his first celebrity c...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! John C Meyers joins the gang to discuss android poetry, computer designed tables, and a lot of unhinged tangents with "Schisms!" Riker sings some Wham!, Worf asks for the Rachel, and Beverly gives Riker some cocaine. Meanwhile, Rob writes a book, Cam knows what his Christmas present is, John Meyers gets type cast, Bobi has some notes for Jigs...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Josh Alder joins the gang to talk signal degradation, nostalgia, and corpse handling with "Relics!" Worf becomes a beast, Picard a nobleman, and Data the TOS computer. Meanwhile Cameron gets judged by Franklin, Bobi makes out with Scotty, Rob promotes his controversial Dyson Sphere theory, John "puts it in there," and Josh gets drun...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Chris Khatami joins the gang to wallow in our toxic emotions as we watch "Man of the People." Bev wants a burrito, Picard goes full Road House, and Deanna robs her mother's closet. Meanwhile, Rob does some research, Cameron has a room full of college students, Bobi creates a visual, Chris gets poisoned, and John puts Janeway to rest. Plu...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang are joined by Jesse Blanchard to discuss puppets, phobias, and lukewarm water in "Realm of Fear!" Worf gets gummed, O'Brien gets his liquor license, and Barclay moves back in with mom. Meanwhile Rob rides a vibe, Bobi gets an ironic cancellation, Cameron names his band, John cuddles a tarantula, and Jesse doesn't want to pu...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Micah joins the gang to practice their Twains and blindly leap into Season 6 with "Time's Arrow II!" Troi embodies her mom, Beverly forgets to check the pants, and Geordie robs a bank. Meanwhile, Cameron peaks early, Bobi wants to throw trash in the streets, Rob catches the Zodiac Killer, John wants the middle episode, and Micah grows so...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Marcy joins the gang to celebrate 35 years of TNG and 5 years of Green Shirt as we answer listener's questions and recollect on our top 5 favorite memories! We have fun with homophones, discuss our mentors, and debate the best TNG episode to do a minute-by-minute podcast of. Marcy shows off her inner light, Rob removes his mask, Bobi names her mac...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Wes joins the gang as we lose our collective heads and focus on the wrong parts of "Time's Arrow I!" Picard finds a dirty sock, Data meets Trump, and Riker gets stink palmed. Meanwhile Cameron designs a new Halloween mask, Bobi hates inconvenient family deaths, Rob writes some new fan fic, Wes makes the best joke, and John passes his pop...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Marcy returns to showcase her flute skills, discuss soup, and sob like a beta cuck, with us all over "The Inner Light!" Riker ironweaves a trombone, Worf has a bad idea, and Picard finds a satellite baby. Meanwhile Marcy gets banned from doing closed captions, Cameron costs us a listener, John wonders about door opening technology, Rob tracks...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Patrick Irelan joins the gang for a joyous post mortem, with opinions as scattered as chroniton beams at a funeral, of "The Next Phase!" O'Brien is busy with Hugh Grant, Riker leaves trombones everywhere, and Worf is finally heeded! Meanwhile, Cameron pitches Season 4 of Lower Decks, Rob becomes a cat tree, Patrick's been head-canon...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Marcy returns to squeeze Hugh's cute widdle cheeks as we discuss friendship, loneliness, and who's the biggest dick in "I, Borg!" Beverly knits a sweater for the Borg, Riker and Troi have word sex, and Picard and Guinen trade ogles. Meanwhile Marcy wants to assimilate a rabbit, Cameron follows the rule of 7, Bobi is in on the joke,...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang disagree on ceramics, child actors, and decorative fruit as they try to imagine better versions of "Imaginary Friend!" Data finds his banter chip, Worf is good with kids, and Picard want to shoot on sight. Meanwhile Rob relates with Nurse Ogawa, Cameron relates with Dr. Crusher, Bobi creeps everyone out, and John dispenses some exper...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Scott and Cam from the Spyhards Podcast join us for some marriage counseling as we discuss "The Perfect Mate." Worf won't go near the cargo bay, Riker goes number three, and Picard engages in pillow talk. Meanwhile Rob learns about Dolphins, Cameron is relieved to find he's not racist, Bobi focuses on the head rub, and Scott and Cam...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Carolyn Main joins us as we free our spirits and bare our bits while discussing "Cost of Living!" Worf fights Xenu, Troi teaches her mom how to print a pdf, and Riker has his own butt file. Meanwhile, Cam wants to lick a face, Rob walks out on The Notebook, Bobi plans her first cosplay, John buys the laugh, and Carolyn leads us all to a simul...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang takes a trip to Earth to visit Ramon and discuss the truth of "The First Duty!" Wesley gets ghosted, Picard hides a body, and Worf torpedoes the evidence. Meanwhile Cameron learns Tom Paris is not He-Man, Rob says something cool, Bobi enjoys tequila for breakfast, Ramon distresses his dog, and John invokes Starship Troopers. All this...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Shawn Allred joins the gang to relive all their favorite moments from "Cause and Effect!" Data perfects his smack talk, Riker has a foot console, and Picard gets a booty call. Rob forgets which Bluth he is, Shawn remodels his college without telling anyone, Cameron gives a speech with the wrong tone, John tells a joke for an audience of one,...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Doctor of human sexuality, Helen Shepard joins the gang to solve gender and discuss sexual organs with "The Outcast." Geordie asserts his masculinity, Rikers sets a mouse trap, and Worf gets a whooping. Meanwhile Cameron receives "The Talk," Bobi sees genitalia everywhere, Rob becomes a pronoun, and Helen believes in hand and mouth...