Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Ted joins the gang as they race against the clock to discuss "Timescape!" Riker presents himself, Worf has a day off, and Data is a loud breather. Meanwhile Cam is not a physicist, Rob wakes up form a nap, Bobi reveals her reason for being on the podcast, and Ted wants to know if he's wearing clothes. Engage! See if Ted's in any upc...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang moves forward talking about Star Trek: Deep Space Nine's "Progress!" They wonder what the exchange rate of latinum is, admire Klingon Sloth, and come up with a new band name. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang are joined by Ashlyn and Rhianna from The Duras Sisters Podcst join us to take a good long look at ourselves while discussing "Second Chances." Riker doesn't text Picard, Troi is a prankster, and Worf folds. Meanwhile, Rob doesn't like pajamas, Cam gets rated, Bobi gets a tattoo, Ashlyn has seen it all, Rhianna risks her li...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang sit criss-cross applesauce to listen to "The Storyteller." We discuss Bashir's awkwardness, Quark's charm, and Odo's bucket. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang fills their spiritual hole with "Rightful Heir!" They discuss their personal sacred texts, hand out Klingon merit badges, and discover Skeletor! Alexander skips school, Worf gets interrupted in the men's room, and Riker plays a flaming trombone. Meanwhile Rob gets in a shirt fight, Cam wasn't around 500 years ago, Bobi reve...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang takes shrooms with the Pope, break bad with Jonathan Banks, and ugly cry with Kira as they discuss "Battle Lines." Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Michelle from Crusher Convo joins us to get to the bottom of our last words as well s our browser histories in "Suspicions!" Beverly enacts an Eve 6 song, Picard plagiarizes himself, and Tasha rolls in her grave. Meanwhile, Rob is covered in wing sauce, Cam counts pomegranates, Bobi reveals her Bev impression, Michelle tracks the touching, an...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang wonder how much Odo weighs, wrestle with morality, and count the quarrelsome races in DS9's "Vortex." Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Paul joins us as we go mad for "Frame of Mind!" Deanna "Donald Ducks" it, Riker becomes Mr. Mistoffelees, and Picard starts a theater blog! Meanwhile Rob reveals his only skill, Cam forgets The Breakfast Club, Bobi speaks to God, John flashes back to his theater days, and Paul creates a spoon! Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang spends some inconceivable time with "The Nagus!" Cam celebrates the Rules of Acquisition, Bobi thinks about the implications of ear hair, John spots the D, and Rob recollects his time working with the grand Nagus himself! Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! HB Telling joins the crew as they run down their favorite parts of "The Chase!" Riker has a Tinder date, Worf misuses his knob, and Beverly joins the Nerd Squad. Meanwhile Cam goes on a job hunt, Rob wants shirtless fighting, Bobi wants us to look at Riker's crotch, HB reveals his favorite musical group, and John doesn't have a boii...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang work their way through the chaps of "Move Along Home!" Cameron practices giving "the talk," Bobi makes a lot of gems, Rob doesn't do Picard, and John plays game master. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Jessi from Crusher Convo and Marcy from Idle Ride join to make sweet music with the gang as they discuss "Lessons." Picard dates the cast of The Mummy, Troi hears The Naked Now, and Nella Darren cries blood. Meanwhile, Rob wants more paperwork in Trek, Cam does not have gutter brain, John makes a JAG reference, Bobi counts audience members, J...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang tries to figure out who's Voldemort in "The Passenger!" Cameron wants to visit the holosuits, Bobi learns a word, Rob has a 'ship, John thinks he's watching Strange New Worlds, and Jesse from Open Pike Night stops by to share his 13 seconds. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Jesse Bailey joins us to define "small talk" as we discuss Die Hard on the Enterprise with "Starship Mine!" Troi becomes a shool counselor, Picard loses Worf's pet, and Data remembers he's an android. Meanwhile Rob counts butt grooves, Bobi is pro-AI, Cam gets confused about horses, John won't forget Morshower, and Je...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! It's a Trill trial as the crew wonder what Odo could have transformed into, marvel at Julian's combat skills, and count the Daxes! Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Veronica Osorio injects the show with the culture we didn't know we were missing as we discuss "Birthright pt 2!" Picard feels the shtag, Geordie gets erased, and Worf goes full Bacon! Meanwhile Rob finds alien dog tasty, John stops kissing a girl, Cameron commits death by cheese, and Veronica feels the holy spirit! Engage! Pick up some...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The crew dig up some old friends from the past in "Q-Less!" We discuss gig-economy safety deposit boxes, violent captains, and nerdy seductions. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Alice Wetterlund joins us in the space mall to discuss our daddy issues with "Birthright pt 1!" Worf fanboys out, Data starts a fad, and Crusher listens to Joe Rogen. Meanwhile Rob makes a pickle glow, Cam figures out what's wrong with society, Bobi coins bone marrow, Alice creates a singularity...and a t-shirt, and John's TV is hau...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The crew hunt down "Captive Pursuit" and tell it what they think of it! We cover familiar faces, problematic Ferengi, and one of John's favorite scenes ever from DS9! Dabo! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! It's a wonderful pod as Ashley from Talking Trek Wars joins the gang to decide if we have any regrets after watching "Tapestry!" Picard spills meatballs on himself, Worf has a better life, and Q enjoys some Bok Choy. Meanwhile, John is controlled by magnets, Bobi researches Siracha, Ashley becomes a script doctor, and both Cameron and Ro...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The crew can't stop talking about "Babel!" We discuss bar stew, Odo's squeaky wheel, and Sisko freeze frames! Jump inside our wormhole! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Marcy returns to face off against the gang in a tense battle of wills as they discuss "Face of the Enemy!" Troi gets Weekend and Berniesed, Data plays with a spider, and Geordie has a Romulan counterpart. Meanwhile John leaves a Yelp review, Rob spots a bear, Bobi knows simians, Marcy tries not to be mean, and Cameron makes one person laugh....

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The crew comes together to discuss "A Man Alone!" We cover how to tell if an angry mob is good or bad, discuss how great Odo and Quark's relationship is, and hope to see more of Julian's blue balls! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Jenn from My Streaming Bubble joins the gang to help solve the mystery of the missing co-hosts while watching "Aquiel!" Worf makes a sailboat, Beverly gets licked, and Geordie is not very Reading Rainbow-y. Meanwhile Cam breaks the 5 minute rule, John has notes for Worf, and Jenn shares the Midwest Greeting. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt M...