Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Patrick Irelan joins the gang to yowl and hiss about "Inheritance!" Data thinks Geordie's a cat, Worf has some secret intel, and Picard expresses everything with a look. Meanwhile, Cameron's knees hurt, Rob can get us some debris, Patrick saves the planet, and John can't use a lightsaber. PLUS a high speed round of "Fast C...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang look into their feeling about "Second Sight!" Cameron gets screenwriting advice, Rob transforms into a robot, Bobi is preoccupied with size, and John thought Randy Quaid guest starred in this episode. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch  

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Ashlyn from the Duras Sister's Podcast joins the gang in Long Island to discuss what episodes of TNG they would have liked to have seen season long arcs of.  Data turns into a car, Geordie wants to remain a horrible troll creature, and Picard crushes a young Romulan boy's dreams. Meanwhile Rob fingerprints Armus, Cameron wants David Cronenber...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang flashback to watching "Necessary Evil!" Rob gets charmed by Quark, John is terrified of Rom, Odo climb's Cam's ladder, and Bobi appreciates all the sick burns. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch  

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Michelle joins us around the campfire to open up about "Attached!" Crusher has some hot goss, Worf gets fired, and Picard listens to his Shakespeare podcast. Meanwhile, Cameron forgets women have nipples, Bobi discovers her favorite soup, Rob wants more cakes, Michelle hulks out, and John falls asleep. All this plus a round of Conspiracy Quiz...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang put their latinum where their mouth is when praising "Rules of Acquisition!" We practice our Nagus impressions, describe the alien of the week's wardrobes, and celebrate boob reveals while also bemoaning the patriarchy. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch  

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang is joined by Shelley McLendon to explore our mommy issues as well as "Dark Page." Picard is good at Snooping, Riker is dumbfounded, and Data uses ChatGPT. Meanwhile, Cameron gets religious, Rob reveals his biggest fandom, Bobi is not anti-woohoo, and Shelley has some ethical questions. Engage! Visit Shelley on Instagram And check out...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang doesn't need any assistance discussing "Melora!" We discuss Bashir's audacity, flirting, bathing habits, and vocal exclamations! Plus underboob, chicken ladies, and Klingon restaurants! Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Jenn from My Streaming Bubble joins us to psychoanalyze "Phantasms!" Geordie leaves the parking break on, Picard becomes a cat person, and Troi talks directly to Marcy. Meanwhile, John has advice for Spike Lee, Jen stares at her cat, Rob receives a sick burn, and Cameron won't say no to confetti. Engage! Follow Jenn on Twitter Check out...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang read from their meticulously kept notes for "Cardassians!" John and Cam are on fashion watch, Bobi handles philosophy talk, and Rob tracks down recipes. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Josh from The Bricked Pit joins us to avoid the banana peels and plot holes of "Gambit pt 2!" Picard goes full WWF, Data changes the wallpaper, and the Enterprise gets in a slap fight. Meanwhile Cameron turns into Bobi, Rob shares his search history, Bobi wants to know more about squirting DNA, John times Picard's reaction speed, and Jos...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang gets up into the guts of "Invasive Procedures!" Cameron keeps his marriage from falling apart, Rob doesn't drink the Kool-Aid, John tracks O'Brien's family tree, and Bobi wonders what to do with Quark. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Elle helps the gang hand out nicknames to the mercenary crew in "Gambit pt 1!" Troi wears a smock, Riker is always ready for bed, and Picard loses his loofah. Meanwhile, Cameron still can't pronounce Saavik, Rob recasts Batman, Bobi wants more cleavage, Elle has an existential crisis, and John stays up late! Engage! Follow Elle on Twitte...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang hunkers down to discuss DS9's "The Siege! Rob brings the fun facts, John gets Shakespearean, Bobi sees Julian sparkle, and Cam wants just one more part!! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Newman from the Movies 4 Dayz podcast joins us to jack into and probe "Interface!" Crusher calls the kids in for dinner, Geordie talks too loud, and Riker welcomes a new member of the Dead Moms Club. Meanwhile Cameron's had a busy decade, Rob gets put in the book, Newman endangers his marriage, Bobi learns some musical theater, and Produ...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang go round and round about how good "The Circle" is! John pinpoints Winn's specific type of evil, Bobi goes straight THERE, Rob thinks about Paul Rudd, and Cameron counts rats. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang engages in some international diplomacy as Captain Idol joins them from across the pond to discuss "Liasons!" Troi gets a cavity, Picard goes unzipped, and Worf pulls a Roadhouse! Meanwhile Cameron threatens to quit Star Trek, Rob thinks chocolate tastes like vomit, Bobi knows what Klingons won't do, John squirts blood, and Capt...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang return to the promenade with the season 2 premiere, "Homecoming!" We wonder how to use sex appeal, identify the DS9 Log Lady, and realize this episode is NOT a screwball comedy. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Julian Brown from Strange New Pod joins the gang to discuss "Descent pt 2!" Riker nearly gets spit on, Lore chews his toenail, and Crusher finds her beach. Meanwhile Cameron puts a pin in children, Rob names his Gerbil, Bobi attends the theater, Julian shops at IKEA, and John chooses Schneider. Engage! Listen to Julian on Strange New Pod Pick...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang gets schooled by the explosive season 1 finale, "In the Hands of the Prophets." Cameron starts going to church, Rob tracks the food, Bobi has some notes for Keiko, and John watches In the Line of Fire. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang sing the praises of "Duet" as we discuss filing systems, disease names, work banter, and of course, Holocaust jokes. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang hit the stage to discuss "Dramatis Personae!" We discuss space meth, wonder how much scenery got chewed, and are thankful for Quark in a neck brace. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang don their ambassadorial attire to take a tour of "The Forsaken!" Cam gushes about L'Waxana, Rob can't get enough of Odo's pail, John relates with O'Brien's computer problems, and Bobi does some piggybacking. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Wynde Priddy joins the gang to dive deep and mine our feelings on "Descent pt 1!"  Picard flagellates, Troi says murder is okay, and Data gives a Borg boobies. Meanwhile Cameron acts like a teenage girl, Rob doesn't feel anger, Wynde stares blankly, and John likes it dark. Engage! Listen to Wynde's work on The Greatest Trek and The...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang's imagination runs rampant as they discuss "If Wishes Were Horses!" We wonder about the longevity of Rumpelstiltskin, baseball body types, and real dark turns. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch