Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang revel in the never-ending sacrifice of "The Wire!" John makes HBO jokes, Cameron praises Cardassian covert naming conventions, Bobi TA's Garak's storytelling class, and Rob criticizes Garak's spycraft. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Marcy drops in to surprise Bobi's twin, Drift, to discuss cool uncles, bad dads, and water balloons with "Firstborn!" Picard whips up some biometic gel, Geordie gets out-negotiated, and Alexander gets some Skittles. Meanwhile, Cameron travels through time to take a business class, Rob sells Kevin Smith some shirts, Bobi lets Rob get the...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang wonder what it's like to live in paradise as they discuss "The Maquis pt 2!" Sisko laughs at his own joke, Dukat gets his groove back and Quark knows how to handle Lady Spock. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! John C Meyers joins the gang to pow-wow (we're so sorry) about "Journey's End! Beverly snores, Geordie draws bad boobs, and Picard gets some stank put on him. Meanwhile Cameron find a sacred soda, Rob's parents visit him in a vision, Bobi asks for a biodome, John C Meyers is the only one that makes sense, and John T Bolds has no anc...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang try not to sabotage the podcast while discussing DS9's The Maquis pt 1! John goes missing, Rob roots for a war criminal, Bobi sees cuckolding and Cam MAY consider DS9 a monumental failure. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Micah steps out of his lab and into the zoo as we discuss "Genesis!" Picard is super bored, Troi has a portable bath tub, and Riker grows a shoulder pad. Meanwhile Cameron perfects his Picard, Bobi thinks skin is gross, Rob chimes in, Micah has the Powerglove, and John has flashlight notes. All this plus a rousing game of The Essentials. Enga...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang reunite to fulfill their promise to discuss "Blood Oath!!" Bobi enjoys Klingon Golden Girl, Rob is bored, Cameron wants more heart eating, and John will not stand for chef smearing. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang is joined by Treks and the Cities' Alice Wetterlund to see "Eye of the Beholder" through each other's eyes. Riker has a rough week, Bev gives ballet lessons, and Tasha stars in a binge-worthy show! Meanwhile Cameron eats his cables, Rob angers Carrie Brownstein, Bobi is the most metal, Alice has to sign in to her phaser, an...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang begin a beautiful friendship with "Profit and Loss!" Cameron relates with Quark, Rob pads a bit, John designs a half-breed, and Bobi gets shot! Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Max visits the gang as we noodle out the meaning behind "Masks!" Riker sculpts a Trombone, Picard asks for some prompts, and Data gets encased in foam. Meanwhile, Cameron shares his Ben Stein impression, Max does his Dorn impression, Bobi gives her transporter impression, John puts on his best Eve 6 impression, and Rob is just impressed. Enga...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang arrives to discuss "Playing God" before Rob has his pants on. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Audrey joins the gang as we try to remember how we felt about "Thine Own Self!" Worf smolders, Troi's reunion is too long, and Data gets dials. Meanwhile Cameron's Google is too white, Rob disappoints Weird Al, Bobi infects the crew, Audrey names an alien, and John schools us on Sim City. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang solves the mystery of "Shadowplay!" We discuss intense kissing, first jobs, Odo's lovelife, and shout out It's Got Star Trek!! Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Jesse Bailey joins us to gossip about the episode which spawned a whole series, "Lower Decks!" Worf makes a bad Bajoran, Riker emulates The Breakfast Club, and Data trains a Roomba. Meanwhile, Cameron is -usually- a total coward, Rob puts make-up on a puppy, Bobi is a tornado storm of hot goss, Jesse traumatizes Picard, and John reveals his n...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang go into the hot box to discuss DS9's "Paradise!" Rob gets greasy, John drives us off a cliff, Bobi is worried about her electronic 'devices,' and Cameron goes on a cinematic journey. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Jessi from Crusher Convo joins us as we light a candle for "Sub Rosa!" Troi puts on her business hair, Data describes Beverly's "down there," and Ronin causes global warming. Meanwhile Rob steals everyone's jokes, Cameron gives out an award for costuming, Bobi comes up with "Orgazmo," Jessi walks into Christina A...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang can't stop talking, shouting, and exclaiming about "Whispers!" We learn about new (to us) food, update the cave count, read O'Brien's sexy letters, and wonder when a conspiracy becomes just common knowledge. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch Hear John talk more about this episode on the Duras Sister's podcast...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! John C Meyers joins us as we round the bases of "Homeward!" Worf is raised by Madonna, Beverly fondles her moss, and Geordie plays Ed Harris. Meanwhile, Cameron keeps it in the family, Rob gets kimchee'd, Bobi hides a body, John C Meyers has a gift for the Borg, and John T Bolds finds out sponsor! Engage! Hear more from John C Meyers on...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang gets feverish over "Armageddon Game!" John has notes for the alien terrorists, Bobi has scores for the hair stylists, Cameron has seduction advice for Julian, and Rob reviews security procedures. Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Happy Picard Day!! Todd of Computer Resume podcast can attest that we go off the rails while discussing "The Pegasus!" Data plays to the camera, Riker experiments in college, and Picard eats his feelings. Meanwhile Cameron gets panic sweats, Rob has a hard out, Bobi apologizes to John's girlfriend, Todd gets a wink, and John turns in his...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang go gooey for DS9's The Alternate! John respects the game, Rob gets an inconvenient nose bleed, Bobi wonders about Odo spunk, and Cameron looks forward to a Star Trek theme park. Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Abby Sommer from First Flight Podcast joins us as we realize there's not a single universe where we didn't enjoy "Parallels!" Worf joins a gymnastics team, Data shops at Goodwill, and Crusher gets a day off. Meanwhile, Cameron dates his co-hosts, Rob wishes Data had a sex tape, Bobi wants Worf's hair, Abby receives the cast of...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang face off to discuss DS9's "Rivals!" John gives Cameron Directions, Cameron steals Chris Sarandon from Rob, Rob sweats on Bobi, and Bobi buys blankets with John. Plus, we discover that Prince Humperdink never watched Ninja Turtles! Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Joined by Flippe Kikee, the gang cannot stay mum about "Inheritance!" Data goes pale, Picard carves his initials in a planet, and Troi is boring. Meanwhile Cameron puts up a new poster in his room, Rob goes incognito, Bobi recasts a character, John cleans his grandma's attic, and Flippe gets creeped out. Engage! Follow Flippe on Twitter...

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang takes refuge in talking about DS9's "Sanctuary." We visit Twin Peaks, listen to Kenny G, get emotional, and sync up our Stardates. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch