Green Blooded Bastard

Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

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The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs E...

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Green Blooded Bastard - A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge 18.06.2023 1:23:37

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge. This movie is reverse-lit af son! So double get them knives out!

Green Blooded Bastard - Universal Soldier: Day Of Reckoning 11.06.2023 1:47:27

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Universal Soldier: Day Of Reckoning. In this movie, the old guns barely show up to kick some ass in front of the young guns!

Green Blooded Bastard - Cruising 04.06.2023 1:38:41

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Cruising. An epic fucking film that has many problems, but you should give it a chance you leather boys and girls.

Green Blooded Bastard - Buffy The Vampire Slayer 28.05.2023 1:21:57

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Buffy The Vampire Slayer. A pretty fun movie and it sure is better than that shitty Transformers movie with Marky Mark FFS! Give it a watch son.

Green Blooded Bastard - The Butterfly Effect 21.05.2023 1:49:36

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Butterfly Effect! This movie has a star ASSHAT KUSHNER, but it's also pretty good for being an average film, but there's not enough nudity for my refined taste!

Green Blooded Bastard - Hostel 14.05.2023 1:30:33

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hostel. Shit's fucked up son!

Green Blooded Bastard - Eraserhead 07.05.2023 1:27:47

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Eraserhead. David fucking Lynch and a gd monster baby!

Green Blooded Bastard - Timecrimes 30.04.2023 1:30:08

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Timecrimes. In this movie, a dude is an unwitting time traveler who travels through time and mind fucks a dude, fist fucks a chick, and does time travel savage shit! Pretty solid film.

Green Blooded Bastard - Working Girls 23.04.2023 1:31:27

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Working Girls. A pretty good movie and it sure is better than that shitty Transformers movie with Marky Mark FFS! Give it a watch son.

Green Blooded Bastard - Bram Stoker's Dracula 16.04.2023 2:02:01

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Bram Stoker's Dracula. This movie is dope AF, and is a solid film.

Green Blooded Bastard - Reign Of The Supermen 09.04.2023 1:24:24

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Reign Of The Supermen. In this movie, Supermen do super things until Superman cums home to whip out his dick and save the day!

Green Blooded Bastard - Sonic The Hedgehog 02.04.2023 1:33:57

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Sonic The Hedgehog. This is a movie wherein a blue little shit runs fast and makes friends with Cyclops and Jim Carrey fist fucks!

Green Blooded Bastard - Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) 26.03.2023 1:14:50

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022). This movie is semi-dope as hell and Leatherface is old, but will cut you up, son!

Green Blooded Bastard - The Death Of Superman 19.03.2023 1:17:59

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Death Of Superman. In this movie, Superman must die because James Gunn hates him.

Green Blooded Bastard - A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984) 12.03.2023 1:30:08

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984). This movie is lit af son! get them knives out!

Green Blooded Bastard - The Town That Dreaded Sundown (2014 05.03.2023 1:21:43

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Town that Dreaded Sundown (2014). This movie is dope af, and Sack Head will fuck you up again, son!

Green Blooded Bastard - Wonder Woman 26.02.2023 2:11:29

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Wonder Woman. In this movie, Wonder Woman gets to fight her literal Gods and metaphorical ones.

The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E21 (The House of Luthor) - Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman Episode Commentaries 24.02.2023 47:10

This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S01E21 (The House of Luthor).

Green Blooded Bastard - Spiral 19.02.2023 1:28:14

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Spiral. This movie is a somewhat reboot/ sequel/ prequel... aka more shit. This movie is a fucking waste of everyone's time and talent in it.

The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E20 (Barbarians at the Planet) - Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman Episode Commentaries 17.02.2023 46:49

This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S01E20 (Barbarians at the Planet).

Green Blooded Bastard - Ocean's Thirteen 12.02.2023 1:57:45

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ocean's Thirteen. This film is fucking dope Donkey Kong+ 1 cock, if you know what I'm saying, but with the baby godfather, if you really know what I'm saying!!

The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E19 (Fly Hard) - Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman Episode Commentaries 10.02.2023 46:23

This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S01E19 (Fly Hard).

Green Blooded Bastard - F9 (aka F9: The Fast Saga or Fast & Furious 9) 05.02.2023 2:12:24

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches F9 (aka F9: The Fast Saga or Fast & Furious 9). They fly into outer space!

The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E18 (Vatman) - Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman Episode Commentaries 03.02.2023 47:05

This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S01E18 (Vatman).

Green Blooded Bastard - 10,000 B.C. 29.01.2023 1:38:44

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches 10,000 B.C. In this movie, the dude with a big dick gets shot, stabbed, and punched, and his honey-hole lady friend gets abducted! It's much insanity watching this movie sober, so don't risk it!