Green Blooded Bastard
Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs E...
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Jul 5, 2026
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Episodes
Green Blooded Bastard - Another Me 11.12.2023 1:18:01
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Another Me. This movie is what you thought it would be, haha! Fuck Joffrey Jonas!
Green Blooded Bastard - A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors 04.12.2023 1:33:55
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors. This movie is fucking tits! Love it, Live it and Balls Deep Bitches!
Green Blooded Bastard - Venom 26.11.2023 1:38:43
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Venom. Tom Hardy was like hey Topher hold my beer son and jumped into the lobster tank! OH HELL YEAH SON!
Green Blooded Bastard - Some Kind Of Wonderful 19.11.2023 1:33:51
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Some Kind Of Wonderful. It's a gender bender Pretty in Pink that is ready for you to give it a shot!
Green Blooded Bastard - The Most Dangerous Game 12.11.2023 1:03:10
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Most Dangerous Game. Yeah, it's the film that possibly inspired the Zodiac Killer so give it a look son. It's decent for being an older film.
Green Blooded Bastard - Halloween Kills 05.11.2023 1:42:07
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Halloween Kills. Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been waiting for sucka! This movie is fucking and I'l eventually record the other episodes of this trilogy later haha!
Green Blooded Bastard - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) 29.10.2023 1:28:52
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990). So it begins!
Green Blooded Bastard - Terrifier 2 22.10.2023 2:11:49
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Terrifier 2. There is a clown man that is making bad shit happen in this damn film because of reasons and stuff.
Green Blooded Bastard - Hot Shots! Part Deux 15.10.2023 1:24:46
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hot Shots! Part Deux. Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been waiting again for sucka! Stop your grinning and drop your linen! Sheen went balls deep again with this one son!
Green Blooded Bastard - Mission To Mars 08.10.2023 1:46:47
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Mission To Mars. We got another amusment ride movie for you guys and gals! strap in or strap on!
Green Blooded Bastard - The Dark Knight Rises 01.10.2023 2:37:31
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Dark Knight. Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been creaming for! Stop you're grinning and drop your linen! Marvel went balls deep with this one son!
Green Blooded Bastard - Hot Shots! 24.09.2023 1:20:44
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hot Shots! Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been waiting for sucka! Stop youre grinning and drop your linen! Charlie went balls deep with this one son!
Green Blooded Bastard - The Ring 17.09.2023 1:47:49
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Ring. This movie is about a chick that is too cool for school and then watches a damn VHS movie and well fucking man don't you know she's fucked. This film is fucking epic and still holds up!
Green Blooded Bastard - Enola Holmes 10.09.2023 1:57:50
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Enola Holmes. Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been waiting for p33ps! Stop you're grinning and drop your linen! Marvel went balls deep with this one son!
Green Blooded Bastard - R.I.P.D. 03.09.2023 1:28:35
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches R.I.P.D. This movie is about a guy named Deadpool who gets killed by Kevin Bacon. He's got a hot girlfriend, and a grumpy friend named chode. Whatever.
Green Blooded Bastard - Batman: The Long Halloween, Part Two 27.08.2023 1:25:09
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman: The Long Halloween, Part Two. This movie is part 2. Read the comic if you enjoyed this because it's excellent.
Green Blooded Bastard - War 20.08.2023 1:38:19
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches War. Jet Li fucks Jason Statham in the ass as they go to WAR!
Green Blooded Bastard - The Cave (2005) 13.08.2023 1:32:56
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Cave (2005)! This movie is about some wannabe dinks that find underground scary evolved monster things!
Green Blooded Bastard - Aquaman 06.08.2023 2:12:27
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Aquaman. Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been waiting for suckas! Stop your grinning and drop your linen! DC went balls deep with this one son!
Green Blooded Bastard - Batman: Soul Of The Dragon 30.07.2023 1:21:10
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman: Soul Of The Dragon. This is a movie wherein a black batman little shit kicks fast and makes friends with a ninja chick and Asian Jim Carrey fist fucks!
Green Blooded Bastard - Riddick 23.07.2023 1:55:30
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Riddick! This movie is about a donkey dicked bastard that will fuck your butt to save the world because of silver eyes in space dudes!
Green Blooded Bastard - The Crying Game 16.07.2023 1:48:47
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Crying Game! Beware dicks!
Green Blooded Bastard - Ghost Ship 09.07.2023 1:27:05
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ghost Ship. There is a demon that is making bad shit happen on this ship because of reasons and stuff.
Green Blooded Bastard - Blue Velvet 02.07.2023 2:00:09
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Blue Velvet? David Fucking Lynch and a gd monkey watch Blue Velvet in the multiverse!
Green Blooded Bastard - Rise of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie 25.06.2023 1:17:21
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Rise of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie! Time Travel Fun Time yet again, again with Turtles!
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