Green Blooded Bastard
Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs E...
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Jul 5, 2026
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Episodes
Green Blooded Bastard - The Naked Gun 2.5 The Smell Of Fear 02.06.2024 1:21:26
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Naked Gun 2.5 The Smell Of Fear. This movie is about a large cocked fuckwad copper that is out of his mind and somehow still saves the day and got better at being a copper.
Green Blooded Bastard - Injustice 26.05.2024 1:17:31
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Injustice. In this movie, Superman gets his feelings hurt and decides to lose his shit and bust his nut over everyone's face!
Green Blooded Bastard - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 19.05.2024 2:10:06
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Harry proves the Dark Lord is a bitch and learns to hate the color pink.
Green Blooded Bastard - They 12.05.2024 1:24:08
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches They. This film is just not that good, but fuck it that why I watch them for you!
Green Blooded Bastard - Joker 05.05.2024 1:56:55
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Joker. In this movie Baby Batman gets to be the butt of the Joke again.
Green Blooded Bastard - When A Stranger Calls (2006) 28.04.2024 1:24:40
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches When A Stranger Calls (2006). This movie is a remake that works well enough, but it kinda trips on its dick more than not.
Green Blooded Bastard - Hulk vs Wolverine 21.04.2024 35:21
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hulk vs Wolverine. This movie is semi-dope as hell, and the Canuck is pissed, but he will cut you up, son!
Green Blooded Bastard - Soldier 14.04.2024 1:30:27
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Soldier. SciFi fucking nonsense at it's 1990s excess!
Green Blooded Bastard - Cigarette Burns (Masters Of Horror S1E8) 07.04.2024 50:25
Green Blooded Bastard - Cigarette Burns (Masters Of Horror S1E8). I'm going to watch all the mini films in this whole series, and this is the eighth episode!
Green Blooded Bastard - Iron Man 3 01.04.2024 2:01:53
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Iron Man 3. Whip them tiddies out! Tony Fucking Stark!
Green Blooded Bastard - Texas Chainsaw 3D 24.03.2024 1:27:37
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Texas Chainsaw 3. This movie is semi-dope as hell, and Leatherface is in 3D, but it will cut you up, son!
Green Blooded Bastard - Deer Woman (Masters Of Horror S1E7) 17.03.2024 56:42
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Homecoming (Masters Of Horror S1E7). I'm gonna watch all the mini films in this whole series and this is the 7th episode!
Green Blooded Bastard - Don't Worry Darling 10.03.2024 1:56:43
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Don't Worry Darling. This movie is a wasted concept that is more boring than the behind-the-scenes drama. I'd say watch it once, but that's it! HAHA
Green Blooded Bastard - Iron Man 2 03.03.2024 1:58:11
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Iron Man 2. Let the good times rool and then whip them tiddies out!
Green Blooded Bastard - Scooby-Doo! And KISS: Rock and Roll Mystery 25.02.2024 1:16:37
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Scooby-Doo! And KISS: Rock and Roll Mystery. This movie is a fun and KISStastic film. Decent use of their music and some strange Jack Kirby inspired visuals.
Green Blooded Bastard - Silent House 18.02.2024 1:21:00
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Silent House. This movie is very fucking boring and uber lame, but at least it's not that fucking animated Mario film that I watched.
Green Blooded Bastard - Ocean's 8 11.02.2024 1:45:30
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ocean's 8. This film is about some women stealing shit because it's fucking fun and easy and why not mother fucker!
Green Blooded Bastard - Leatherface 04.02.2024 1:25:36
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Leatherface. This movie is fucking lame and is an unneeded origin for Leatherface. fuck it son!
Green Blooded Bastard - Homecoming (Masters Of Horror S1E6) 28.01.2024 58:32
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Homecoming (Masters Of Horror S1E6). I'm gonna watch all the mini films in this whole series and this is the 56th episode!
Green Blooded Bastard - Left Behind: Rise of the Antichrist 21.01.2024 1:53:13
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Left Behind: Rise of the Antichrist. Fuck it, so this is a sequel to that Nic Cage one, so I guess I'll have to go back and watch that one now, too, because I'm a goddamned completionist.
Green Blooded Bastard - I See You 15.01.2024 1:32:41
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches I See You. This movie is fucking boring and relatively lame, but at least it's not that fucking animated Mario film that I just watched.
Green Blooded Bastard - The Super Mario Bros. Movie 07.01.2024 1:25:21
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Super Mario Bros. Movie! This movie is fucking boring and relatively lame and I wish I would have fallen asleep during it. #tits #ass #mario #bigdick
Green Blooded Bastard - Spider-Man: No Way Home 31.12.2023 2:14:51
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Spider-Man: No Way Home. Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been waiting for p33ps! Stop your grinning and drop your linen! Marvel went balls deep with this one son!
Green Blooded Bastard - Lady Bird 24.12.2023 1:29:34
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lady Bird. It's a coming-of-age story about the titular Lady Bird and her coming of age.
Green Blooded Bastard - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze 18.12.2023 1:22:47
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze. So it continues!
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