Green Blooded Bastard

Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

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The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs E...

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The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E17 (The Rival) - Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman Episode Commentaries 27.01.2023 46:31

This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S01E17 (The Rival).

Green Blooded Bastard - Murder by Natural Causes 22.01.2023 1:55:49

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Murder by Natural Causes. In this movie, the dude with a big dick gets shot, stabbed, and punched, and his honey-hole lady friend is behind it all!

The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E16 (The Founding) - Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman Episode Commentaries 20.01.2023 46:55

This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S01E16 (The Founding).

Green Blooded Bastard - Snake Eyes 15.01.2023 1:35:06

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Snake Eyes. In this film, Snake Eyes has to kick some Cobra ass in Atlantic City!

Green Blooded Bastard - The Town that Dreaded Sundown (1977) 13.01.2023 1:28:24

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Town that Dreaded Sundown (1977). This movie is dope af, and Sack Head will fuck you up, son!

The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E15 (Ides of Metropolis) - Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman Episode Commentaries 13.01.2023 46:47

This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S01E15 (Ides of Metropolis).

Green Blooded Bastard - Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets Of Dumbledore 08.01.2023 2:14:27

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets Of Dumbledore. This movie is about an angry fucker trying to steal an election with dead animals and crazy Ezra Millers! Better than the last one, but still a shit show.

The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E14 (Illusions of Grandeur) - Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman Episode Commentaries 06.01.2023 46:22

This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S01E14 (Illusions of Grandeur).

Green Blooded Bastard - Candyman (2021) 01.01.2023 1:27:24

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Candyman (2021). This movie is pretty dope, too, and could have been a little better, but still a solid film. Be his victim!?

The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E13 (Witness) - Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman Episode Commentaries 30.12.2022 45:58

This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S01E13 (Witness).

Green Blooded Bastard - The Avengers 25.12.2022 2:16:05

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Avengers. This movie is the movie that made 1000 fanboys cum in their pants. Shit gets real.

The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E12 (All Shook Up) - Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman Episode Commentaries 23.12.2022 47:01

This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S01E12 (All Shook Up).

Green Blooded Bastard - Kung Fury 18.12.2022 31:39

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Kung Fury. This movie is like if baby Jesus got a blow job from a kung fu master and shit this movie out.

The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E11 (Honeymoon in Metropolis) - Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman Episode Commentaries 16.12.2022 47:02

This week is another exciting chapter of pain; S01E11 (Honeymoon in Metropolis).

Green Blooded Bastard - Old 11.12.2022 1:42:30

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Old. Old is about beaches and magnets fist fucking us in the only way they know how... Old!

The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E10 (Pheromone, My Lovely) - Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman Episode Commentaries 09.12.2022 47:10

This week is another exciting chapter of pain; S01E10 (Pheromone, My Lovely).

Green Blooded Bastard - The Butterfly Effect 2 04.12.2022 1:22:10

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Butterfly Effect 2! This movie doesn't star ASSHAT KUSHNER, so that's a bonus, but it's also pretty good for being a shitty sequel to an average film, but there's not enough nudity for my refined taste!

The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E09 (The Man of Steel Bars) - Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman Episode Commentaries 02.12.2022 47:04

This week is another exciting chapter of pain; S01E09 (The Man of Steel Bars).

Green Blooded Bastard - The Ruins 27.11.2022 1:25:56

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Ruins. Some chumps go looking for other chumps in an old Mexican(possibly) temple, and some killer weeds are trying to kill people or some shit!?

The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E08 (The Green, Green Glow of Home) - Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman Episode Commentaries 25.11.2022 46:44

This week is another exciting chapter of pain; S01E08 (The Green, Green Glow of Home).

Green Blooded Bastard - Back to the Future Part 3 20.11.2022 1:51:48

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Back to the Future Part 3! Time Travel Fun Time yet again, again.

The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E07 (Smart Kids) - Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman Episode Commentaries 18.11.2022 46:53

This week is another exciting chapter of pain; S01E07 (Smart Kids).

Green Blooded Bastard - Captain America: The First Avenger 13.11.2022 1:55:46

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Captain America: The First Avenger. In this movie, Captain America whips his dick out and beats Tommy Lee Jones in the face with it, so that's a thing. Also, fuck nazis and fuck RED SKULL!

The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E06 (I've Got Crush on You) - Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman Episode Commentaries 11.11.2022 47:11

This week is another exciting chapter of pain; S01E06 (I've Got Crush on You)!

Green Blooded Bastard - Thor 06.11.2022 1:48:44

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Thor. In this movie, Thor tries to ride a large dog and has a sexy time with Natalie Portman. Plus, there is a magic hammer and a killer robot thing!