Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

This week is another exciting chapter of pain; S01E05 (Requiem for a Superhero)!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Eraser. This is a perfectly excellent generic action film that ERASES YOU! Haha, get it?!

This week is another exciting chapter of pain; The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E04 (I'm Looking Through You)!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Night Of The Living Dead. This film is a classic and epic and has nothing to do with Rob Zombie! Oh, HELL YEAH!

This week is another exciting chapter of pain; The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E03 (Neverending Battle)!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Back to the Future Part 2! Time Travel Fun Time squared!

The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E02 (Strange Visitor)!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Iron Man. The movie that started it all it's not the first Marvel film that I've recorded for, but this will start the main series recording for the most part. Whip them tiddies out!   Tony Fucking Stark!

This artifact is a pdf compiling a single poem made from several blackout pieces I made during lunch at work. Ben Shapiro is a little coward twat so please feel free to share this all around the airwaves. 

This is the first episode of my new podcast, The Bastard V Lois & Clark! This will be released weekly, but there will be a gap between seasons as I record them in my free time. So with that, let's feel the pain together!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Prophecy 3: The Ascent.  This movie is going off the fucking rails and not in a good way, FFS!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman: The Long Halloween, Part One.  This movie is a relatively faithful adaptation of the comic arc. Read the comic if you enjoyed this because it's excellent.

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast, The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST: ENT S04E22 These Are the Voyages...!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes Of Grindelwald.  This movie is about an alleged bad dude, but what did he do? Why is he bad?

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Incredible Hulk.  This movie is the next shitty one, but this time actually from Marvel. It's not that bad but could have easily been better without trying too hard.

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast, The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST: TNG S07E12 The Pegasus!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Evil Dead 2.  Ash is back at that damned cabin in this movie, and shit hits the fan! I also just bought the video game that just came out.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Social Network.  Zucky has a small cock and isn't afraid to use it because he's the fucking CEO bitch!

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast, The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST: TOS S01E10 The Corbomite Maneuver!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman And Harley Quinn.  In this movie, Batman gets to fight side by side with the Harley Quinn suckas!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lords Of Salem.  This film took years from my life, but it's still better than most of Rob Zombie's life. HA!

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast, The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST: TOS S01E22 Space Seed!  

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Dark Knight. This is the movie where Bale pulled his batcock out and slapped Joker in his face with his rhubarb!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hellraiser: Inferno. Uncle Keith from One Tree Hill plays a cop in this shit show of a movie that feels like Se7en got ass raped by a David Lynch impersonater.

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast, The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST: TOS S01E12 The Menagerie Part 2!