Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Mighty Ducks.  This is the movie that made Emilio Estevez fun and cool again and Hockey and shit!  Plus that dude from Dawson's Creek.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ducktales: The Movie Treasure Of The Lost Lamp.  Fuck it let's watch this shit!

Hey dudes here is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST:TOS Pilot - The Cage 

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Teen Wolf.  This movie is a quickly great fucking 80s movie about coming of age, underage drinking and basket ball!  Fuck yeah son.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Blair Witch.  This movie is about a guy named Blair and his sister is a Witch and none of that was true.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: Justice League vs. Bizarro League.  WTF?!?!  haha

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (Extended Edition).  This movie is about a guy named The Hobbit that somehow saves the day after bungling it up like a mother fucker!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Mortdecai.  This movie is about a guy named Mortdecai that somehow saves the day after bungling it up like a mother fucker!

Hey dudes here is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST:DS9 S1E3 - Past Prologue.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lethal Weapon 2 (Director's Cut).  This movie is about a guy named Lethal Weapon and he will still fuck you up and your wife too.  Danny motha fucking Glover mother fucker!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fast & Furious.  This shit film is about some jackwad that can't run for shit and has trouble pissing while standing up... YOU KNOW HIS NAME!  This is a fairly boring film that had a few big scenes that revived a franchise and lead to the best of the series... Fast Five.  

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Los Bandoleros.  This short film is about some jackwad that can't run for shit and has trouble pissing while standing up.  This is a prequel to Fast & Furious.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Battlestar Galactica: The Miniseries Part 2.  This is the second part of a miniseries that revitalized scifi and storytelling and turned a cult classic television show into a classic.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Battlestar Galactica: The Miniseries Part 1.  This is the first part of a miniseries that revitalized scifi and storytelling and turned a cult classic television show into a classic.

Hey dudes this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST:ENT  S1E - Broken Bow: Parts 1 & 2.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Bad Boys 2.  This is another movie about two cops that just happen to also be Bad Boys... again! 

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Wes Craven Presents: Dracula 2000.  This movie is about a guy named Dracula 2000 and it's fucking garbage! Seriously this movie sucks and isn't even fun.   ***NOTES*** the HBO app was working for shit again and kept buffering so by the time this episode is over it's probably about 20 secs out of sync.  i also feel like i might have passed out a few times...

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Transporter 2.  This is another movie about a guy named Transporter... um Frank Martin who drives cars and delivers shit unless you abduct the kid that he's supposed to be keeping safe... then watch yourself son.  British 'Murica and Matthew Modine!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The LEGO Batman Movie.  This movie is a surprisingly well made, nicely made film.  The jokes were a nice balance for all ages and fan types.  enjoy it my peeps.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Superman 3.  In this movie Blackman has to save Superman's ass from fake Lex's robot computer thingy!  It's a fun movie, but way too long.  

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Broken Arrow.  This movie is about a guy named Broken Arrow who meets up with some strange fucking dudes that steal some nukes and he fucking save the day.  

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift.  This movie is about some small dicked fuck head that crashes after a stupid race with the oldest brother from Home Improvement and has to go to Japan because that makes sense. Han dies... The End?

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Naked Gun: From The Files Of Police Squad.  This movie is about a large cocked fuckwad copper that is out of his mind and somehow still saves the day bitches!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them.  This movie is about a polite and friendly hippy that has lots of fucking critters in his suitcase and shit goes crazy.

Hey dudes here is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for TNG S1E24 - Conspiracy.