Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S01E1 (A.L.F.).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Dreams In The Witch House (Masters of Horror S01 E02).  I'm gonna watch all the mini films in this whole series and this is the 2nd episode!

Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch ALF!  This episode is for S01E0 (Original Unaired Pilot).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Pet Sematary Two.  This movie is about a fucking zombie cop that goes crazy and gets his rape on... I'm looking at you Clancy Brown.  Anyways the kid from Terminator 2 is in this bitch and Anthony Edwards!  Stephen Fucking King bitches. ;)      

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Dirty Laundry (A Punisher Short Film).  A little teaser bitches of the Thomas Jane film.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed. This movie is not as good as the previous one and that's saying a lot mother fuckers.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Passengers.  Stylized sci-Fi horrorishness in outer space with a dash of star power thrown in for a flawed, but decent enough film.  

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hellbound: Hellraiser ll.  A dude got his face ripped off and said Jesus wept!  Now it takes place like hours after the first one and is kinda boring, but still decent just bad pacing.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fast & Furious 6.  This sweet and sour film is about tanks with a small chip in and blowing shit up, but at new extremes.  Letty is back and there are some pretty cool formula one cars in this bitch.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fast Five "mid-credit scene".  This secret scene is where a franchise alum comes back to tell us Letty is still alive.  What?

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Flashdance.  Kevin Bacon is not in this 1980's dance film!  Some tits and welding.  Fun Fun Fun!!!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Rings.  This movie is about a dude that is too cool for school and then does some shit and watches a damn VHS movie and well fucking man don't you know he's fucked.  This is another let down sequel and yeah fucking kill me.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas.  Fuck it let's watch this Christmas shit you bastards!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches X-Men Origins: Wolverine.  Wow this one is garbage!  I'd seriously rather watch that purple dick looking X-Men film than this and that was pretty shit.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Life.  This movie is about some space junkies that find some LIFE in out there space and it kills them and everything else in it's way and then lands on the Earth.  It should have been a fucking Venom prequel, but what the fuck do I know?

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Incident On And Off A Mountain Road (Masters of Horror S01 E01).  I'm gonna watch all the mini films in this whole series.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tom And Jerry Meet Sherlock Holmes.  This movie is about a guy named Tom And Jerry that somehow saves the day with little help from Sherlock Holmes.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fast Five.  This sweet film is when a franchise rebounds and builds on the last few films and rises to a new extreme.  The fucking ROCK runs through a window and fight VIN and they steal a fucking safe with 100 Million Dollars inside it and yeah FAST FUCKING FIVE!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me.  In this movie it's more of the same shit from the first one, but only slightly funnier and mainly more meh.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Resident Evil: The Final Chapter.  Sci-Fi horror at it's worst! hahaha This movie is a shitty, but fitting end to a franchise that started out well enough and slowly slid to shit.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hellboy: Blood And Iron. A decent animated film based on the classic comic character that is a hell spawn that should be bent on world destruction, but doesn't feel like it. He also like kittens and beer. It's a kinda bad movie, but eh give it a shot.

Hey dudes this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST:TNG S2E1 - The Child.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Cell.  This movie is a strange fucking movie with a cool idea and some great imagery and good performances.  That being said... yeah man.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Disturbing Behavior.  This movie is about cyclops and that girl from Batman Begins that got recast and nick stahl. 

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Friday The 13th Part 2.  This movie is a quickly done sequel that was just made to get a quick buck!  Boring, but a chick pisses her pants so that's pretty fun! haha