Green Blooded Bastard
Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs E...
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Jul 5, 2026
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Episodes
Green Blooded Bastard - Star Wars: The Clone Wars 04.05.2018 1:35:45
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Star Wars: The Clone Wars. This one is pretty boring because Skyguy and shit.
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S01E11 (On the Road Again) 01.05.2018 21:58
Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E11 (On the Road Again).
Green Blooded Bastard - All The Right Moves 29.04.2018 1:28:42
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches All The Right Moves. Football, Coach, Tom Cruise, Tits, Lea Thompson, Steel Mills... Fuck yeah to the 1980s!
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S01E10 (Baby, You Can Drive My Car) 24.04.2018 21:49
Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E10 (Baby, You Can Drive My Car).
Green Blooded Bastard - Furious 7 22.04.2018 2:08:25
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Furious 7. In this film shit just got fucking real! Han is fucking killed, The Rock gets his balls handed to him and Jason Statham is a fucking beast! Daddy's gotta go to work.
Green Blooded Bastard - Fast & Furious 6 "mid-credit scene" 19.04.2018 3:01
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fast & Furious 6 "mid-credit scene". This secret scene is where we find out the Han's death in the 3 film wasn't an accident and that makes it slightly less tragic to me, but we gotta keep pumping out those sequels bro! This tells us Jason Statham is a bad ass fucker and here to stay son.
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S01E9 (Jump) 17.04.2018 22:02
Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E9 (Jump).
Green Blooded Bastard - Fifty Shades Darker 15.04.2018 1:52:36
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fifty Shades Darker. This movie is full of useless people being useless fuckers that piss me off and don't deserve to be alive. This podcast is awful and fuck you part 2.
Green Blooded Bastard - Friday The 13th Part 3. 13.04.2018 1:34:03
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Friday The 13th Part 3. This movie is another quickly done sequel that was made to get 3D back into cinemas and also to make another quick buck! I actually found myself enjoying this one more than I remember plus he gets the mask ffs!
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S01E8 (Don't it Make My Brown Eyes Blue?) 10.04.2018 21:01
Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E8 (Don't it Make My Brown Eyes Blue?).
Green Blooded Bastard - Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls 08.04.2018 1:27:50
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. There is still silly hair cuts, and more batshit insanity. Please don't listen to this.
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S01E7 (Help Me, Rhonda) 03.04.2018 21:43
Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E7 (Help Me, Rhonda).
Green Blooded Bastard - Suicide Squad 01.04.2018 1:54:43
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Suicide Squad. This movie is a hot mess of garbage that wastes so much talent here. Ugh
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S01E6 (For Your Eyes Only) 27.03.2018 20:38
Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E6 (For Your Eyes Only).
Green Blooded Bastard - Lethal Weapon 3 (Director's Cut) 25.03.2018 1:59:56
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lethal Weapon 3 (Director's Cut). This movie is about a guy named Lethal Weapon and he will still fuck you up and your wife too. Danny motha fucking Glover mother fucker and now Joe (big dick) Pesci are back and kicking ass and shit!
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S01E5 (Keepin' the Faith) 20.03.2018 21:29
Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E5 (Keepin' the Faith).
Green Blooded Bastard - Jigsaw 18.03.2018 1:26:05
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jigsaw. This movie is a somewhat reboot/ sequel/ prequel... aka shit. This movie is probably the worst of the bunch, but I'd have to rewatch that 3D one and that wont happen so fuck it.
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S01E4 (Pennsylvania 6-5000) 13.03.2018 21:12
Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E4 (Pennsylvania 6-5000).
Green Blooded Bastard - The Andromeda Strain: The Miniseries Part 2 11.03.2018 1:25:51
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Andromeda Strain: The Miniseries Part 2. This miniseries tries to revamp and reinterpret a classic sci-fi book/movie with a few twists.
The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST:VOY S6 E1 - Equinox: Part 2 - A Star Trek Podcast 07.03.2018 44:06
Hey dudes here is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:VOY S6 E1 - Equinox: Part 2.
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S01E3 (Looking for Lucky) 06.03.2018 21:38
Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E3 (Looking for Lucky).
Green Blooded Bastard - The Andromeda Strain: The Miniseries Part 1 04.03.2018 1:29:58
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Andromeda Strain: The Miniseries Part 1. This miniseries tries to revamp and reinterpret a classic sci-fi book/movie with a few twists.
The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST:VOY S5 E25 - Equinox: Part 1 - A Star Trek Podcast 28.02.2018 46:59
Hey dudes here is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:VOY S5 E25 - Equinox: Part 1.
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S01E2 (Strangers in the Night) 27.02.2018 22:37
Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E2 (Strangers in the Night).
Green Blooded Bastard - Con Air 25.02.2018 1:52:32
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Con Air. This movie is about a plane named Con Air and it will still fuck you up and spit you out!
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