Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches 21 Jump Street.  This movie is about a two fuckwad copper that can't shit standing up so they get sent back to school!   Well school is out for summer bitches!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Secret Life Of Pets.  In this movie the pets rise up and get into shenanigans and all is well just as the humans get home.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Guardians Of The Galaxy.  This movie is about a guy named Star Lord who had a above average cock, but nothing gaudy or whatev.  He meets up with some strange fucking p33ps and they fucking save the day.  Also Thanos and shit.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Major League.  This film is a comedic look at baseball and is funny.  haha

Hey dudes here is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for TOS S1E17 - The Galileo Seven.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman Unlimited: Mechs vs. Mutants.  In this movie the Batman and Robin 5.0 fight giant ass fucking villains like maniacs on meth!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Passion Of The Christ.  This movie is about a polite and friendly hippy that gets fucked up by some small cocked assholes!  

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Iron Man & Captain America: Heroes United.  In this movie Iron Man & Captain America are heroes and unite and fight the Red Skull and a bunch of uber men!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Problem Child.  This movie is about a little fucking prick kid that shows why children are bastards just like you and I!

Hey dudes this is the first episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST:VOY- Caretaker: Parts 1 & 2.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Friday The 13th.  This movie is a game changer of sorts that spawned a mega horror franchise! 

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Turbo-Charged Prelude for 2 Fast 2 Furious.  This mini movie is about some small dicked fuck heads that drive across country because that's what rebel outlaws do or someshit?

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lethal Weapon.  This movie is about a guy named Lethal Weapon and he will fuck you up son.  Danny fucking Glover mother fucker!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Devil's Rejects.  This film took the life out me literally.  I passed out at least 2 times while watching this fucking shit pants film.  I give up.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Planet Of The Apes (2001).  This movie is a remake of a classic film and beloved film franchise.  It's a fucked up bleh fest and shit. haha

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Olympus Has Fallen.  This movie is a pure fucking ass pounding in the name of freedom times 10! Ahaha this shit is dope and shit son.  Go watch this fucking movie!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Alien vs. Predator: Requiem.  Aliens + Predators + Requiem = this fucking movie.  kill me now please.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut.  There are 3 facts in life: big cocks are what women want, longer cocks are better and uncut ones make women feel like silver dollar pancakes!  I don't know what the fuck this means. haha

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches XXX!  This movie is about a donkey dicked bastard that will fuck your butt just to save the world!  He also does stunts and shit.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches House of 1,000 Corpses.  This film took years to come out and is probably one of the more watchable Rob Zombie films for me.  Still not great, but enjoyable for the retro horror feel before the hellbilly took over.  

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Night Before.  So I never even knew this movie existed until like 2 months ago.  I now watched it and enjoyed it well enough.  Go give it a look son.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches It (Part 2).  This movie is about a extra dimensional spider alien creature thingy based on the awesome book!  This miniseries two part movie stuff is pretty solid and holds up ok so i figured i'd post it before the new films start coming out.  thanks and enjoy it son!       this episode is not good.  sorry bro

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Saw: The Original Short Film.  This is the demo presentation piece filmed as a proof of concept to sell the script and get the first Saw film made.  It's not too shabby so give it some love.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches It (Part 1).  This movie is about a extra dimensional spider alien creature thingy based on the awesome book!  This miniseries two part movie stuff is pretty solid and holds up ok so i figured i'd post it before the new films start coming out.  thanks and enjoy it son!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches 2 Fast 2 Furious.  This movie is about some small dicked fuck heads that drive shit rice burners and think they are awesome, but this time they are working for the man and go undercover to fuck shit up son!