Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Friday The 13th Part 7: The New Blood.  This movie is fucked up, but after the last one, they had to do something. Haha, there is some fun stuff in here, but not as much as I'd like.

Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E04 (We're in the Money).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Murder Mystery.  Not a great movie, but it was a hell of a better than most of the shit that he has put out in the last decade.  A bit of a waste on the concept, but still funny at times.

Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E03 (Wanted: Dead or Alive).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lego Marvel Super Heroes - Guardians of the Galaxy: The Thanos Threat.  Yeah this fucking happened.

Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E02 (Lies).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tremors.  Kevin Bacon has a big cock and isn't afraid to use it when it's time to dance! So dance fucker dance!

Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E01(Baby Come Back).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Babysitter.  This movie is about a little pussy boy who has a hot baby sitter because he is a little bitch.  He gets bullied and Bella Thorne is in here and the baby sitter might blow this kid so keep watching and shit.  Also, it turns out they are making a fucking sequel!?!

Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E26 (Having My Baby).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Constantine: City Of Demons.  In this movie, Constantine gets shot, stabbed, punched and tends to fail quite a bit... fuck it, Constantine!  It's a lot like the comic and pretty good so watch it and read it and send me brownies!

Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E25 (Shake, Rattle & Roll).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Bright.  This movie is a fairly average movie that just came out at some point on Netflix.  There are Lions and Bears and Orcs or some shit.     fml son.

Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E24 (Like an Old Time Movie).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Final Destination.  This movie is about a dude that freaks the fuck out and pisses off death.  That is just the beginning and shit goes fucking nuts! Tony Todd bitches!

Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E23 (Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby, Standing in the Shadow?).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Teen Titans GO! to the Movies.  This movie is what the Suicide Squad could have been if it were animated and good! haha

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E22 (Don't Be Afraid of the Dark).  

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Underworld: Awakening. In this movie Kate Beckinsale is wearing tight black clothing again and ready to fuck you or kill you because... Michael!  New hybrids!?!?! fml.

   Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E21 (Funeral for a Friend).    

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hardcore Henry.  This movie is about a man named Hardcore Henry and he will still fuck you up and spit you out!  

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E20 (Torn Between Two Lovers).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Steve Jobs.  This movie is about a guy named Steve Jobs and ffs he will fuck you up and your wife too if you don't buy his products.  Michael motha fucking Fassbender and his big dick are ready to fuck!   Show Note:  I was extremely tired and didn't even say half the thoughts that I have about this movie.  Lameo, but I may do a redux of this episodes and...

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E19 (Superstition).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lego Marvel Super Heroes - Black Panther: Trouble in Wakanda.  Yeah this fucking happened again!  Who the fuck names these damn movies?!?!