Green Blooded Bastard
Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs E...
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Jul 5, 2026
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Episodes
I Am, Therefore I Watch ALF - S03E18 (Standing in the Shadows of Love) 18.06.2019 22:31
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E18 (Standing in the Shadows of Love).
Green Blooded Bastard - Jeepers Creepers 16.06.2019 1:26:46
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jeepers Creepers. This is a movie wherein humans are in denial of the truth... that Jeepers Creepers is real and he'll fuck you up! Especially if you're a dude with your shirt off because the director is a creepy fucker. seriously look it up.
The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST:TNG S1E1 - Encounter At Farpoint: Parts 1 & 2 - A Star Trek Podcast 12.06.2019 1:31:31
Hey dudes this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:TNG S1E1 - Encounter At Farpoint: Parts 1 & 2
I Am, Therefore I Watch ALF - S03E17 (Running Scared) 11.06.2019 21:48
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E17 (Running Scared).
Green Blooded Bastard - Underworld: Rise Of The Lycans 09.06.2019 1:24:00
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Underworld: Rise Of The Lycans. In this movie Kate Beckinsale is not a smooth talking computer Death Dealer from gothic somewhere or fuck where they not only blow whistles, but also blow minds and kill werewolves part 2 with hybrids! fml.
I Am, Therefore I Watch ALF - S03E16 (Baby Love) 04.06.2019 22:52
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E16 (Baby Love).
Green Blooded Bastard - Chocolate (Masters Of Horror S1E5) 02.06.2019 1:00:07
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Chocolate (Masters Of Horror S1E5). I'm gonna watch all the mini films in this whole series and this is the 5th episode!
I Am, Therefore I Watch ALF - S03E15 (Suspicious Minds) 28.05.2019 22:32
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E15 (Suspicious Minds).
Green Blooded Bastard - Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves 26.05.2019 1:12:53
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves. In this film Rick Moranis still has a huge cock... a huge cock, but this time gets fucking shrunk!
I Am, Therefore I Watch ALF - S03E14 (Fight Back) 21.05.2019 21:55
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E14 (Fight Back).
Green Blooded Bastard - The Belko Experiment 19.05.2019 1:25:09
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Belko Experiment. This is a movie wherein humans are zinging one liners while fighting other to humans... some fucking fucked up shit happens or whatever the fuck in back water wherever the fuck!
I Am, Therefore I Watch ALF - S03E13 (Hide Away) 14.05.2019 21:45
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E13 (Hide Away).
Green Blooded Bastard - Bullet To The Head 12.05.2019 1:29:02
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Bullet To The Head. This is a movie where Stallone puts a bullet to your fucking head for an hour to fucking long long. Plus fucking Han.
I Am, Therefore I Watch ALF - S03E12 (Do You Believe in Magic?) 07.05.2019 21:44
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E12 (Do You Believe in Magic?).
Green Blooded Bastard - Predestination 05.05.2019 1:32:16
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Predestination. In this movie dude is a smooth talking time traveler who travels through time and mind fucks a dude that used to be a chick and gets him to go back in time and seduce his female self and makes a baby that is also him and the dude who is the time traveler is also the the baby/girl/dude/time traveler dude!
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S03E11 (Alone Again, Naturally) 30.04.2019 19:28
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E11 (Alone Again, Naturally).
Green Blooded Bastard - Underworld: Evolution 28.04.2019 1:39:16
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Underworld: Evolution. In this movie Kate Beckinsale is a smooth talking computer Death Dealer from gothic somewhere or fuck where they not only blow whistles, but also blow minds and kill werewolves part 2 with hybrids! fml.
The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST:DS9 S4E1&2 - The Way Of The Warrior: Parts 1 & 2 - A Star Trek Podcast 25.04.2019 1:33:55
Hey dudes this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:DS9 S4E1&2 - The Way Of The Warrior: Parts 1 & 2
I Am, Therefore I Watch ALF - S03E10 (My Back Pages) 23.04.2019 21:33
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E10 (My Back Pages).
Green Blooded Bastard - LEGO DC Super Heroes: Justice League - Attack Of The Legion Of Doom! 21.04.2019 1:16:03
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches LEGO DC Super Heroes: Justice League - Attack Of The Legion Of Doom! wherein Batman is still a dick, but there are bigger dicks abound. Something about rusted metal man!
I Am, Therefore I Watch ALF - S03E09 (Changes) 16.04.2019 21:41
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E09 (Changes).
Green Blooded Bastard - Avengers Grimm: Time Wars 14.04.2019 1:26:03
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Avengers Grimm: Time Wars. This movie is not that worse than the first one and that was a relatively bad movie, but the podcast is fucking worse! Sorry folks. Get your pills and booze and strap in for this pile of shit(the podcast)! I'm fairly certain that i passed out for 15 mins and have no idea what i was saying.
I Am, Therefore I Watch ALF - S03E08 (Turkey in the Straw Part 2) 09.04.2019 22:14
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E08 (Turkey in the Straw Part 2).
Green Blooded Bastard - Batman (1966) 07.04.2019 1:45:30
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman (1966). This movie was a pilots of sorts for the show which for better or worse rand several seasons and has a huge fanbase. meh haha
I Am, Therefore I Watch ALF - S03E07 (Turkey in the Straw Part 1) 02.04.2019 21:19
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E07 (Turkey in the Straw Part 1).
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