Green Blooded Bastard
Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs E...
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Jul 5, 2026
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Episodes
Green Blooded Bastard - Left Behind (2000) 08.12.2019 1:37:40
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Left Behind (2000). Fuck it let's watch this shit you bastards! It's actually a pretty fun movie and very similar to the book. The film has made some smart edits. I'm currently reading the series because fuck it! haha
I Am, Therefore I Watch ALF - S4E16 (True Colors) 03.12.2019 22:00
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch ALF! This episode is for S4E16 (True Colors).
Green Blooded Bastard - Phantasm 01.12.2019 1:28:00
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Phantasm. This movie is somewhat classic in that it kicked sci-fi/horror off into a new and strange direction. I'm pretty sure I was unconscious for most of this movie.
I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S4E15 (Love on the Rocks) 26.11.2019 21:45
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S4E15 (Love on the Rocks).
Green Blooded Bastard - Varsity Blues 24.11.2019 1:42:20
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Varsity Blues. Football, Dawson, Fatfuck, Amy Smart, Paul Walker(aka Crash & Burn) and Jon Voight... Fuck yeah to the 1990s!
I Am, Therefore I Watch ALF - S04E14 (Make 'Em Laugh) 19.11.2019 23:58
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E14 (Make 'Em Laugh).
Green Blooded Bastard - Tremors 4: The Legend Begins 17.11.2019 1:39:16
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tremors 4: The Legend Begins. Kevin Bacon is not in this one. Not sure who is... Michael Gross is back in the wild west bitches!
I Am, Therefore I Watch ALF - S04E13 (It's My Party) 12.11.2019 22:08
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E13 (It's My Party).
Green Blooded Bastard - The Sixth Sense 10.11.2019 1:43:14
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Sixth Sense. The Happening is about grass and trees fist fucking us in the only way they know-how and this is not that, but it's The Sixth Sense! She and Him run through the woods and remember why they like fucking each other or something.
I Am, Therefore I Watch ALF - S04E12 (Fever) 05.11.2019 22:06
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E12 (Fever).
Green Blooded Bastard - Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle 03.11.2019 1:50:49
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle. In this movie, The Rock runs around rage kicking ass and looking for BJs at every turn while wearing a fucking lion's head like a fucking hat... jk! This movie is fucking off the gd hook son!
I Am, Therefore I Watch ALF - S04E11 (Happy Together) 29.10.2019 21:57
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E11 (Happy Together).
Green Blooded Bastard - Insidious 27.10.2019 1:39:49
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Insidious. In this movie, Insidious is a smooth-talking computer demon from gothic somewhere or fuck where they not only blow whistles but also blow minds and kill stuff or something! fml.
I Am, Therefore I Watch ALF - S04E10 (Break Up to Make Up) 22.10.2019 20:29
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E10 (Break Up to Make Up).
Green Blooded Bastard - Tremors 3: Back To Perfection 20.10.2019 1:40:22
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tremors 3: Back To Perfection. Kevin Bacon is not in this one. Not sure who is... Michael Gross bitches!
I Am, Therefore I Watch ALF - S04E09 (Live and Let Die) 15.10.2019 21:48
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E09 (Live and Let Die).
Green Blooded Bastard - Knight Rider 2000 13.10.2019 1:35:39
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Knight Rider 2000. This movie is another backdoor pilot that has some no titty action that was made to make some money for assholes!. America fuck yeah!
I Am, Therefore I Watch ALF - S04E08 (The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face) 08.10.2019 21:49
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E08 (The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face).
Green Blooded Bastard - Death Of A Cheerleader 06.10.2019 1:32:00
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Death Of A Cheerleader. Not a great movie, but it sure is hell is better than that shitty Transformers movie with Marky Mark FFS!
I Am, Therefore I Watch ALF - S04E07 (He Ain't Heavy, He's Willie's Brother) 01.10.2019 22:29
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E07 (He Ain't Heavy, He's Willie's Brother).
Green Blooded Bastard - Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone 29.09.2019 2:24:57
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone. In this movie, there are 9000 wizards and they are crazy fast and can do magic as nobody knows! Jk, but there is Harry Potter and he doesn't fuck around because he is the son Alfred or some shit!?!
I Am, Therefore I Watch ALF - S04E06 (Hooked on a Feeling) 24.09.2019 22:37
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E06 (Hooked on a Feeling).
Green Blooded Bastard - It (2017) 22.09.2019 2:11:03
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches It (2017). This movie is about an extra-dimensional spider alien creature thingy based on the awesome book! This first part stuff is pretty solid and holds up ok so I figured I'd say shit about it and sound stupid and shit.
I Am, Therefore I Watch ALF - S04E05 (Mind Games) 17.09.2019 22:44
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E05 (Mind Games).
Green Blooded Bastard- Tremors 2: Aftershocks 15.09.2019 1:37:22
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tremors 2: Aftershocks. Kevin Bacon still has a big cock but isn't in this fucking movie!
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