Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST:ENT S4E5 - Cold Station 12 (2/3).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.  This movie is fun(ish), but should have been the original sequel to Jurassic Park!  Enjoy the lava son.

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST:ENT S4E4 - Borderland (1/3).  

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Resident Evil: Apocalypse.  Sci-Fi horror/ Comedy that is fun and unicorns! This movie is different, but still has a bit of the first one and shows where the franchise will go at the same time.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Backdraft.  This movie spawned a sequel like 25 years later that nobody needed or wanted haha!  

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Deep Blue Sea (TV EDIT).  Sharks will cut your face son, but this time it's in a bonus episode where I did a horrible tv edit ver.

Hey, ALFheads, this is another episode of my new side podcast, I Am, Therefore I Watch ALF! This episode is for Project: ALF.     This is the final episode of this series, thank you.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Bumblebee.  This is a movie wherein a robot learns to live again and a young woman learns to love again.  A big knucklehead wrestler tries his best not to shit the bed.

Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch ALF! This episode is for S4E24 (Consider Me Gone).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Underworld: Endless War. In this movie, Kate Beckinsale(possibly) is a smooth-talking computer Death Dealer from gothic somewhere or fuck where they not only blow whistles but also blow minds and kill werewolves part 2 with hybrids! fml.   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKz-GdsSEqw

Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch ALF! This episode is for S4E23 (I Gotta Be Me).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Righteous Kill.  This movie is bad, but after the last one, they had to do something. Haha, there is really nothing worth watching this for.   I just copied this from a Friday the 13th podcast.

Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch ALF! This episode is for S4E22 (Hungry Like the Wolf).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tremors: A Cold Day In Hell.  Kevin Bacon is still not in this one either, but fuck it who cares!  Michael Gross is back with his huge cock and now he's got a fucking son?!?!?! Fuck yeah!

Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch ALF! This episode is for S4E21 (Stayin' Alive).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Left Behind 2: Tribulation Force.  Fuck it let's watch this shit you bastards!  It's actually worse than the book, also very similar to the book.  The film has made some dumb edits.  I'm currently reading the series because fuck it! haha   currently onto book 5! hahaha

Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch ALF! This episode is for S4E20 (Mr. Sandman).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Austin Powers in Goldmember.  In this movie, it's even more of the same shit from the first one, but now with a useless singer chick.

Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch ALF! This episode is for S4E19 (When I'm 64).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Underworld: Blood Wars. In this movie, Kate Beckinsale is wearing tight black clothing again and ready to fuck you or kill you because... Michael!  New hybrids!?!?! fml.

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST:TOS S3E15 - Let That Be Your Last Battlefield.

Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch ALF! This episode is for S4E18 (The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tremors 5: Bloodlines.  Kevin Bacon is not in this one either, but fuck it who cares!  Michael Gross is back with his huge cock and now he's got a fucking son?!?!?! Fuck yeah!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Friday The 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan.  This movie is bad, but after the last one, they had to do something. Haha, there is really nothing worth watching this for.

Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch ALF! This episode is for S4E17 (Gimme That Old Time Religion).