Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Code 8.  This movie is really good and a lot of fun, but my podcast is dog shit!  Some dudes with x-men like powers are fucking shit up!

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: The Miniseries Part 2.  This is the second part of a miniseries that revitalized sci-fi and storytelling and turned a cult classic television show into a classic.  This is a repost of a prior episode of the main feed, but the start of a new series Fat Apollo Is Life where I watch Battlestar Galactica.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Happy Death Day 2U.  This movie is fun, the girl has the look and she's an absolute delight in this film.  She steals the movie away from the Asian dude and runs!

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: The Miniseries Part 1.  This is the first part of a miniseries that revitalized sci-fi and storytelling and turned a cult classic television show into a classic.  This is a repost of a prior episode of the main feed, but the start of a new series Fat Apollo Is Life where I watch Battlestar Galactica.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Freshman Fall. Freshman Fall  tells the story of Melissa Connell ( Candace Cameron Bure ), a  college   freshman  anxious to fit in with the popular crowd. After arriving, she is invited to a party by a guy, Scott Baker ( Mark-Paul Gosselaar ), with her roommates Jordan McCann ( Jenna Von Oy ) and Kellie Salter ( Nikki Cox ), and attracts the attention o...

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Resident Evil: Extinction.  This movie attempts to push the story of humanity's extinction to another level while some survivors are hanging out in the desert. 

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jumanji: The Next Level.  In this movie, The Rock runs around rage kicking ass, but this time it's Danny DeVito inside him for a while and there's flying horses and shit.   

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches In Defense Of A Married Man.  So a guy cheats on his wife, gets set up for murder, and then gets cleared by his wife because she's a lawyer and there are lots of people that you'll recognize. Hellz yeah!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hulk: Where Monsters Dwell.  In this movie, Hulk & Doctor Strange are heroes and they are fighting Monsters on Rob Zombie's Halloween. I'm not going to lie... I passed out a few times during this film and obviously didn't turn the sound off because I was very tired and frankly don't remember what happened during this film.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets.  In this movie, there are 9000 wizards and they are crazy fast and can do magic as nobody knows!  Jk, but there is Harry Potter and he doesn't fuck around because there's a large ass snake and it is looking to kill p33ps

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Green Blooded Bastard - Jason X.  This movie is epic, it's also a bit of fresh air too. Balls deep in space bitches!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Happy Death Day.  This movie is fun, the girl has the look and it's also a bit of fresh air too for the horror genre. Balls deep bitches!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches LEGO Jurassic World: The Indominus Escape.  This movie is a fun enough and well-made film that kind of skirts the real film's story but changes it up for kids.  The jokes were funny, but too many hot dogs.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Eyes Wide Shut.  This movie is about a guy named Tommy and he is a doctor and he has a hot wife and feels titties every day and everything is great until it's not.  EYES... WIDE... Shut!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Velvet Buzzsaw.  This movie is fun... really fucking fun, but it's over so suck it, bitches! HAHAHA

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Room.  This movie is some depressing shit, but still pretty great.  Give it a watch.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010).  This movie is boring, but after New NIghtmare, they had to do something!  Too bad it was a shoddy remake of the original.  They had a chance to do some cool ass shit, but fuck it! 

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Victim of Beauty.  The recounting of a terrible crime that wracked a family and galvanized police in South Carolina in the 1980s.  Jeri Fucking Ryan is in this!     ALSO KNOWN AS - Nightmare in Columbia County & Victim of Beauty: The Dawn Smith Story

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lego Scooby-Doo! Haunted Hollywood.  This movie is fun enough and well-made film.  The jokes were funny, but I had no idea what was going on for most of it! hahaha

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches What Did Jack Do?  David fucking Lynch and a gd monkey!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Backdraft 2.  This movie spawned a sequel like 25 years later that nobody needed or wanted haha!  Frankly, even though this is low budget and all that crap it actually works a bit better than the original story-wise.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday.  This movie is strange, but after the last one, it's also a bit of fresh air too. Balls deep in bitches!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Left Behind: World at War.  Fuck it let's watch this shit you bastards!  It's actually worse than the book, also very similar to the book.  The film has made some strange changes, but it is still in the same vein of the book and makes a bit more sense.  I'm currently reading the series because fuck it! haha

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST:ENT S4E6 - The Augments (3/3).  

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Teen Titans Go! Vs. Teen Titans.  This movie is strange, but fun and has a pretty good story for a "kids" movie.  Give it a shot.