Goop Yourself

We're talking SQIRLgate, Goop's defund the police pivot, early birds, night owls, finding flow, philosophical data mining, salad for dinner, creamy cashew dressing, unemployment bonus juicers, Motown morning routines, oak table graters and beauty box donations. Links discussed on the pod: There's No I In Jam - Eater.com Joe Rosenthal's Instagram The Deep For Our Magic Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...

This week we talk the Glee curse, candle vloggers, egg freezings, Gwyneth's summer recs, roast chicken, green globetrotting, herbal gynecology, no makeup makeup, Cooking Light recipes, ergonomics, ear seeds and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth interviews the Surgeon General, Breast Implant Illness makes its debut onto the speculative but promising stage, Megan gets personal, goop plans the most stressful 4th of July party ever, and we talk white t-shirts, French face massages and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss the return of Alison Roman and do a short Politics Corner before getting to the week's newsletters, which include articles about Flint's water crisis, another no recipe meal plan, a tool to make your eyelids less droopy, more composting info, Jean's senior moment, meditative coloring books, influencer gifts and forming good habits. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa...

Gwyneth takes four walks per day, Moses makes his Tonight Show debut, and the newsletter covers everything you'd always wanted to know about bowel movements. We also talk wine subscriptions, beeswax sunscreen, a three day repeat detox, W*ll C*ole's Hebrew prayers, $450 Birkenstocks, a summer reading list and more.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We dive into the turmoil at Bon Appetit and other cultural gatekeepers, and how it both relates to and distracts from the bigger conversations about systemic racism. Are similar dynamics taking place at Goop? Probably. We also talk electromagnetic radiation, CSAs, fancy lip balm, the new Dave Chappelle special, deleting Instagram, triphala supplements and scatalogical Father's Day presents. Hosted...

We're putting Gwyneth talk on hold to hear from Goop Yourself listener Aziza @aziza.calvarese  and her husband Joe @jvc302.  Aziza and Joe share their thoughts on the murder of George Floyd, Black PTSD and trauma, police violence, systemic racism, educational inequality, and their experience as an interracial couple in America. Resources: Explained: Racial Wealth Gap https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

This week we talk conspiracies, dream interpretation, Jailbird cake, book clubs, bikini waxing, UTIs and Transcendental Meditation. https://minnesotafreedomfund.org/donate https://www.gofundme.com/f/peoples-city-council-ticket-fund https://bailproject.org/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bryan gets a Fitbit, Aggie gets her teeth pulled, Elise shills for Avocado mattresses, we discuss another ginned up media person controversy, Dr. Hyman briefly tricks Bryan, the Goop staffers fantasize about vacation, and we talk muscle relaxers, journaling and the unkillable donabes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We go over all the Alison Roman / Chrissy Teigen drama before launching into the newsletters. There's cookbooks, couples therapy, charities, Topanga fantasies and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk cutting board meals, multiple journals, produce longevity, GP's food photography, inspirational face cream, princess approved etiquette, Jean's anti-retinol activism, social work KonMari and a book club update.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aggie asks Gerda and receives answers, Bryan blows his Trumpbucks on heirloom grains from South Carolina, GP interviews a queen of cultural appropriation, and the newsletters talk boredom, schedules, $800 hydroponic herb gardens, French makeup remover and bamboo composters.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apple and GP collaborate, Jean exfoliates, Jennifer Freed talks faith, Megan learns the 5 archetypes and we all can't wait to make a low sugar breakfast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apple trolls her mom, Death writes a note to Elise, Goop's travel section turns on the TV, Bryan spends too much money on groceries, Aggie spends too much money on Sephora and we all do a lot of yoga. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Goop discovers our super secret yoga guru, Bryan tries Blue Apron (non-Seamus edition) and Gwyneth and friends create an only slightly cringe inspirational Covid video. We also talk slouchy cardigans, Ursa Major vs. Cetafil, veggie packed pasta, crystal packed water bottles and the joys of dental care. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk Zoom makeup tips, beans and greens recipes, Gwyneth and Brad's couples counseling, fungus documentaries, Seamus getting comfortable in front of the camera, Megan's cold showers, Gerda's magnesium habit and Goop's pivot to hard science in the face of a catastrophe. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aggie and Bryan successfully recorded a Skype episode, can you believe it?! We recount our week in quarantine before discussing a little Gwyneth news and gossip. The newsletters are chock full of advice, some practical, some questionable. We talk self tanner, probiotics, cauliflower bechamel, virologists, glowy super gel and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aggie and Bryan come to you (separately) to discuss how we and all the Goop girls are dealing with the craziness. Elise talks to a REAL DOCTOR, plus streaming workouts, finger nail celery cleanses, expensive sweatpants, pantry staple recipes and lots and lots of Goop Glow. Stay safe everybody! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we discuss Corona hoarding, GP and co wearing our very own Goop Girls shirt and all the crazy stuff in this week's newsletters. We cover two sad dinner parties, Seamus's mocktails, ski cream, Marianne's soothing videos, Rihanna vs. Kate Hudson and more.  Buy the shirt EVERYONE is talking about today!  https://teespring.com/stores/goop-yourself   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...

This week we talk Goop products launching in Sephora stores, a latte with the world's most expensive spice, a Burgundian river barge, the new Beverly Hills Gucci restaurant, a pill to cut sugar cravings and the truth about income satiation. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss GP's chic coronavirus mask selfie and a hard hitting Netflix interview by her best friend/assistant Kevin. The newsletters touch on toxic mold, numerology, mindful eating, body butter and Goop's doomed Mediterranean cruise. Buy all Goop Yourself merch at  https://teespring.com/stores/goop-yourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We get into a new Dr. J*n vs. Goop controversy, a makeup free dinner party and wade into the Jameela Jamil fracas. In the newsletters we talk Goop's collaboration between Seamus and Blue Apron, Gerda's soups for flus, disapproving dead mothers, money dates, leggings sales, Goop's Youtube channel and Bryan's new scent. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we discuss Gwyneth's appearance on Ellen and Aggie's skiing adventure. We also talk Jean's new Vitamin C powder, the top 5 most masculine crystals, scammer art dealers, GP's interview with Julia Louis-Dreyfus, anxiety reducers, the return of the donabe, and a very powerful anti-consumerism Thing I Would Buy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aggie and Bryan discuss the best, worst and craziest from Netflix's iconic "docuseries" The Goop Lab. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're recording this episode mere hours after Netflix's Goop show drops, so we'll give you our first thoughts - full review coming next week! We finally drink some G.Tox Detoxifying Powder thanks to a very generous listener. We also talk reverse aging, sexy lingerie, transforming negativity, the joy of missing out and drugs! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.