Goop Yourself

Aggie and Bryan go to the vaults and unlock a Patreon episode, where we recap the inaugural In Goop Health Virtual Summit.   Go to patreon.com/goopyourself to hear more bonus content.   Happy New Year!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To hear the full episode, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourself   We review the Goop-sceptical limited series J*nsplaining (now streaming on Amazon Prime) and break down Dr. G's long running feud with Marianne, now featuring Bette Midler!     Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Goop debuts a lip balm and a pair of wildly inappropriate gift boxes. We also discuss Hanukkah dinners, winter archetypes, canned cocktails, cashmere socks and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk reducing waste, the myth of "self care," the diabolical Oura Ring, clean mascara, refillable body wash, and more - plus reviews of Goop Fair Trade Specialty Coffee and GOOPGENES Nourishing Repair Body Butter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we review Goop's Thanksgiving herby roast chicken, break down Glenn Close's bitter tirade, congratulate Megan on her big news, discuss Bon Appetit's latest recipe catastrophe, preview Jenna Lyons' reality show and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth's childhood home is on the market, Isabella Rossellini's daughter moves to the country, and we're all switching out turkey for chicken this year. We also talk skin microbiomes, Gerda's pelvic floor advice, third gen nepotism, Anthropologie, clothing ruts, Staub tea kettles, The Crown and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth drives to WeHo, Goop is (probably) not in financial trouble, and everyone's planning their fabulous Zoomsgivings. We also talk about the world's douchiest private island, the youngest looking 50-year-old, vegan cheese, Mormon Housewives, submitting to Marianne's version of Jesus, comfort food, $50 shampoo and GP's new morning routine. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa...

Aggie and Bryan dissect the best, worst and most ridiculous gifts in goop's epic 2020 holiday guide. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To hear the full episode, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourself   Aggie and Bryan discuss the disappointingly unspooky 1998 mother-in-law from hell thriller starring GP, Jessica Lange and Johnathon Schaech.   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Goop's sticking its fingers into lots of new pies, including the world of high end coffee and even higher end mattresses. We also talk Madame Ovary drama, sex with Shakespeare, Gwyneth's cannabis drink investment, the world's longest morning routine, election season astrology, 75-year-old French girls and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Goop London closes, Bon Appetit video relaunches, and we talk vegan cheese, Vascepa, Theragun, Wim Hof, marriage problems, subscription services and more!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk pelvic clocks, non-alcoholic booze, food sovereignty, Elise's mom, celery juice, Kate Hudson, acupuncture and more!   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Elise Loehnen is stepping down as Chief Content Officer and we're not sure how to feel. Goop shares a prestigious award with everybody's favorite antibody cocktail company, Regeneron. We also talk fall fashion, Nick Hornby, Butyrate supplements, Gita robots, homemade sushi, loungewear overload and more!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To hear the full episode, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourself Aggie and Bryan recap (most of) the seminars, workouts and Q&As from the In Goop Health At Home Summit. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth goes nude on her 48th birthday, GoopGenes body butter is here, a Goop linked doctor is selling fake COVID cures, Aggie's an empath and Bryan ate too much Cheesecake Factory. We also talk Goop's top 10 products, Noom, Jean's blowout guide, brow oil, Masterclass and more!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth hawks a Botox alternative on Drew Barrymore's show, Bryan and Aggie watch movies on basic cable, and rich people are begging you to vote! We also talk ergonomic chairs, healthy packaged food, humane spices, chickpea pasta, Megan's first misstep, and a trio of American literary giants (James Baldwin, Bret Easton Ellis and Mariah Carey). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inform...

We talk Zoom dates, vitamin protocols, apples, non-toxic pans, non-toxic pants, depressing books, crystal heating pads, distance learning privilege, dry brushing, exfoliators, distraction and more!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss a crazy Gwyneth rumor, a feud with Samantha Bee, a double dose of Gerda, defending soy, goop's employee discount, expensive rings, boring science, a missing necklace, Jean's exquisite prose, cooking for the unhoused, electric bikes, vibrating gold and more!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To hear the full episode, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourself Aggie and Bryan review the Goop approved, Katie Holmes starring cinematic event The Secret: Dare To Dream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk Gwyneth's at home hits, French girl mixed messages, Demi's daughter's latest venture, violence against Native women, designer highlighter, weighted blankets, napa cabbages and the return of the JADE EGG! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk carrot juice, Nice White Parents, cachaça, self electrocution, summer picnics, Prolon fasts, Ulla Johnson, Katie Holmes and kale popsicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aggie's taking her dermatological health into her own hands, Bryan has rediscovered the concept of reading, and someone very special is ALLEGEDLY working at Sag Harbor Goop MRKT. How's your summer going? We also talk jewelry splurges, CSAs, Weight Watchers, $100 goop deals, canned cocktails, Arizona road trips, heart rate anxiety, broccoli oil serums, seltzer machines, vegan comfort food and more!...

GP pens a Vogue essay, Bon Appetit burns to the ground, Elise wears Patagonia, a septuagenarian does the splits, Aggie gets her buckthorn oil and Bryan has a sugar-free white chocolate chip mishap. We also talk gold necklaces, $200 juicers, anxiety diets, acupuncture, High School Genes, Keurig cocktails, Leah McSweeney, Sonage face cream and more!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i...

Big news! Gwyneth launches GOOPGENES All-In-One Nourishing Face Cream, Apple gets a summer job, Aggie goes to the woods, Bryan hits 12,000 steps and we talk Cat Marnell, Housewives, Beyoncé and Taylor. The newsletters are all about hypocritical body positivity, needlessly complicated summer cocktails, narcissistic voting websites, obnoxious diffusers, gorgeous mesh tea bags, premade sauces and mor...

This week we talk old man MDMA stories, self tanner, clean closets, Jean's beautiful mind, surfin' NYC, the joy of walking, composting confusion, art knowledge, $70 per day Sakara, Aggie's eggs and Bryan's sexy Goop dream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.