Goop Yourself

We're back for a pre-Thanksgiving catch up! RIP Megan and Jean, hello profitability? GP smooches Timmy in a new Safdie movie, Molly does mayo, Goop launches an uninspired gift guide, a Hollywood assistant spends over $700 per week on food, and much much more!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the end of an era. After 8 years, Bryan and Agnes consciously uncouple (for now) from the Goopiverse. We talk Gundry's smoking advice, Deer Park theatre, Purely Elizabeth, Father's Day enneagrams and penis pumps, weekday paleo lobster salad, and more!! Keep in touch on Instagram @goopyourself and don't unsubscribe from the feed, we'll be back on mic sporadically. All Patreon subscriptions are...

We dive into the homoerotic je ne sais quoi of Brendan and Cookie from @santacruzmedicinals before a little recap on the recent goings on of Tier One goddesses J*n G*nter, M*lly B*z, El*se L**hn*n, and J*ss*ca S**nf*ld. Life & Style and In Touch have rival Gwyneth gossip, and Bon Appetit profiles an unemployed Buffalonian who loves Russian Drinking Butter and physical therapy. In the newslette...

Gwyneth shoots a Target commercial, welcomes Posh on the Goop pod, and hosts an "intimate" Montecito dinner with Oprah. M*lly B*z realizes her dream of starring in a Times Square billboard before all of it is ripped away. G*nter flies to Boston to be on a popular podcast while another menopause book climbs the charts. Plus, microplastics in workout clothes, Hamilton-era zoodle salads, Cleo (not Ch...

Gwyneth lands the cover of (???) Cultured Magazine and interviews a Kardashian underwear entrepreneur at In Goop Health. A vegan restaurant scandal hits Echo Park, and Atwater Village's local shoppy-shop is in dire straits. Plus, Goop's Mother's Day Gift Guide, women's hair loss, Goop Kitchen's Earth Day special, high protein meals, Goop Beauty's Summertime Bronzing Gel, and more! Hosted on Acast....

Agnes and Bryan both discuss their newfound dietary restrictions, Gwyneth does a "This and That," and Goop releases THE LIST of Goopiest hotels in the world. We dissect a Bon Appetit article about the perceived decline of America's favorite fast-casual Mexican place, and Bryan reads a startling Instagram post from a struggling local businesswoman. Plus, life changing bread, unreliable vegan cookin...

Spring horoscopes, Goop sneakers, a life-changing bread, hydrating water-cream, Andrew Huberman, endoscopies and more! Plus, in this week’s Bon Appetit Receipt, a young pastor from Alabama whose husband has a terrible secret! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth launches her open eyed meditation app, Agnes has flight fright, and Bryan self-soothes with bland hippie food. Plus, how to break free from the stress cycle, cashew cream, turning tragedy into a skincare line, and $699 sauna blankets! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we discuss Gwyneth's ongoing relationship with Saudi Arabia as reported by the New York Post, follow up on last week's mystery Receipt-er, dive into all the Kate Middleton conspiracy theories, and have a difficult but necessary conversation about food influencer M*lly B*z. Plus, Goop's big WWD award, the environmental and nutritional benefits of different types of milk, fancy shower head...

Gwyneth spills her secrets to British Vogue, the New York Times investigates dark circles, Goop spends one (busy) day on the Upper West Side, and Dr. G*nt*r goes to bat for High Fructose Corn Syrup. Plus, Madame Web, sheet pan popcorn, the "classic shop" big lie, drugstore moisturizer and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth jets to Paris to watch the Armani couture show, Forbes calls all Americans nepo babies, Marianne flops in New Hampshire, a jet-setting TV producer writes The Receipt, and Goop releases its Valentine's gift guide. Plus, erotic temporal awareness, corn starch thickened mac and cheese, Oscar nom thoughts, Gwyneth's book recs and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio...

Gwyneth shares her Ins and Outs for 2024 at Brad's big Netflix premiere, Bryan and Agnes both read some questionable nutritional texts over the New Year, and we recap a double dose of Bon Appetit's The Receipt, starring an Asheville NPR reporter and a Washington D.C. pharmaceutical rep. We also discuss both of Goop's 2024 detoxes, a new multi-pronged hair routine, shower sex advice and more! Hoste...

The Daily Mail issues a dire warning about a certain Goop item, Variety reports that GP was paid over $1 million to go to Saudi Arabia, Ali Pew leaves the nest, and Goop Kitchen starts selling pumpkin spice bread in December. In the newsletters we get another perspective on the complicated blood diamond debate, a recap of Goop's sophisticated holiday party, Gwyneth's current favorite beauty produc...

We discuss the relative merits of Dunkin coffee, mushroom matcha, and Metamucil before digging deep into the latest newsletters. This week: a vintage Caitlin tragedy, a five step sigh, a bountiful In Goop Health gift basket, a trip to Provence and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss a Philly food scientist with parental boundary issues, The Cut's exhaustive (and exhausting?) Erewhon article and Gwyneth's controversial pic with Poosh CEO's little sister Kim Kardashian before diving into the newsletters. This week, Goop Rotisserie struggles to make a case for its existence, Jean does a roundup of all the new beauty treatments at the dermatologist, sex still hurts and...

We review a couple of good.clean.goop products and digest The Receipt before Gwyneth takes us on a tour of her Floridian villa. Plus, a sneak preview of the holiday gift guides, Goop Rotisserie's new spice rub, combatting mood swings by breathing and shaking, sweet potato breakfast flashbacks and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We celebrate Goop's big 15 with limited edition beauty products, Gwyneth's Vogue 73 Questions interview, a AMA Goop pod with a call from our favorite ex-Food Director, Dr. Gross's lip vibrator, a $2500 vase and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In person "In Goop Health" is back for the low low price of $1200, Gwyneth pens an ode to her own products, Bryan is diagnosed with "bulbous teeth", and Agnes suspects she has a touch of the long COVID. Plus, apology scripts, Gwyneth's taps another friend for political glory, Jean's New Mexico spa recommendation, Bon Appetit goes to Brown, the Shallow Hal body double spills tea, Dr. J*n tumbles of...

We recap the penultimate And Just Like That ep, Agnes packs up for NYC, and Bryan mourns losing Gwyneth's Airbnb contest. We also take an online goop drama quiz, discuss GP's misplaced nostalgia for recipes from 2017, and say enough with the detoxes. Plus, Goop shampoo, beard trimmers, pilates videos and more! We'll be taking the next couple of weeks off. See you soon!! Hosted on Acast. See acast....

Gwyneth goes full Willy Wonka, allowing the unwashed masses to spend a night in her Montecito guesthouse. (Just don't try to drink from the GoopGlow river.) Jean spreads some speculative but promising misinformation on the toxicity of chemical sunscreen, G-Label comes out with an awful drop waist shift dress, Megan goes surfing with octopuses, and we touch base on a pair of vintage Caitlin summer...

Agnes and Bryan are both on vacation this week, so we're unlocking a vintage Patreon ep from a simpler time, March 2023. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bryan gets sent to Siberia at a classic LA restaurant while Agnes argues that her favorite neighborhood bistro is destined to become a new LA classic. We discuss an extra goopy Bon App receipt and recap the increasingly deranged season of And Just Like That. Plus, Jennifer Freed ages gracefully, washable (thank God) sex pillows, summer cocktails, Ralph's sunscreen, Megan's mosquito wipes and more!...

Gwyneth posts a pic from Umbria and the sunscreen vigilantes are not having it, Bryan gets some good blood work news, and Agnes powers through 5-2 intermittent fasting and tries to gate keep Vidiots. Plus moon rituals, beach reads, chayote squash, $2700 face zappers, jerk paste and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth jets off to Milan with Moses while the girls at Goop HQ struggle to compile a list of vegan ice creams. They publish the morning routine of a (potentially deceased) British lord/celebrity facialist. Agnes explains the cottage cheese mukbang videos going around, and Bryan recommends a new brand of hummus. Plus And Just Like That, Madonna, The Other Two , meditation youtube videos, the WHO's...

Gwyneth themed drag nights, Graza Olive Oil's big endorsement, Bryan's traditional summer solstice recipe, hormones causing blindness, Cameron's 25 ingredient salad recipe, wine country weekends, Father's Day tragedies (both submarine and rotisserie chicken related) and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.