Goop Yourself

We go over all the latest Gwyneth news including some shade from Martha Stewart, early reviews of Netflix's The Goop Lab and all the stupid candle kerfuffle. The newsletters this week cover an autoimmune guru, one pot Seamus recipes, deep breathing techniques, burning your trauma, cleaning out your closet, an Eckhart Tolle interview, Bryan's goop gift reviews and much more!  Hosted on Acast. See a...

This week we talk Netflix's "The Goop Lab" trailer, Gwyneth's Golden Globes gown, the Goop at Sea cruise news, Marianne's exit from the 2020 race, the annual Goop detoxes, the G.Tox Detoxifying Superpowder and much more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We round up all the year end Goop news including 70% off sale codes, Kate Hudson's new vodka line (and podcast), sulfite allergies, cozy skin detoxes, eco-friendly Rothschilds, salt pros and cons, and previews of Aggie and Bryan's New Years resolutions.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk Gwyneth's scandalous stocking stuffer, a Palm Beach guide, cheap bidets, Seamus's airplane snacks, an Elise doppelgänger, foam rollers (AGAIN!), and the new Todd Haynes movie about Teflon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk about our Thanksgivings (and Bryan's trip to the San Francisco Goop store) before breaking down J** G*****'s latest Twitter controversy. From the newsletters, we discuss makeup that's actually makeup, a uniform that's not a uniform, depressing astrology, Big Bear pluses and minuses, the Falchuk plan for world peace, Jean's pick for the best present in the world and a Goop sale update.   Ho...

This week we check in with Gwyneth, Marianne and Dr J*n before getting into the news. We talk in-flight essentials, endocrine disruptors, vitamin D, gut supporters, Activia, color science, eyelash curlers and ephedrine. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aggie and Bryan review all the expensive depravity in this year's Goop Gift Guide. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Gwyneth responds to Wesley Morris's NYTimes essay about her, Bryan saves his laptop and Aggie signs up for bootcamp. In the newsletters we talk foundation shade-matching, Kennedy granddaughter environmental activism, Gerda's new obsession with essential oils, an unneeded Aspen guide, goop's tragic Activia partnership, Seamus's keto snack tips, an afternoon skin routine and a brand new li...

The pod is up late because Bryan spilled water on his laptop - but after 24 hours of towel drying, hair drying, and hanging it upside down - it seems to be good as new? We talk air quality, Gossip Cop, Goop's new science team, liquid mascara, the Sunday blues, hating makeup, East Bay erasure and private equity wives. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk wellness gaslighting, goop's top 10 bestsellers, Montecito, Jean's Swiss spa journey, GP modeling fall fashion, Seamus's questionably cleaned up recipes, new LA restaurants and Dr. Junger's possible ties to Satanism! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk Gwyneth's "Women In Hollywood" speech, Aggie and Bryan's various ailments and some hot new recipes before getting into the newsletters. This week Goop covers vegetarian one-pot dishes, an  anti-inflammation elimination diet by You Know Who, the benefits of elderberry, a truly crazy sweater, $145 anti-pollution drops, new makeup brushes and the return of the travel agent. Hosted on Acast. S...

We discuss Aggie's DC travels, Bryan's gradual vegetarianism and Gwyneth's topless Elle shoot before getting into all the week's newsletters. We cover Megan's Jamaican vacation, Gerta's dietary fat advise, Cotswalds house porn, gluten-free heartburn meds, cozy slippers and the continuing GoopGenes catastrophe. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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This week we talk about Wesley Morris's fantastic Gwyneth Paltrow essay in The New York Times, GP's Kimmel appearance and Goop's big Hawaiian travel guide. We also talk body oil, Peruvian chicken, past lives and sex astrology! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We celebrate GP's 47th birthday by speculating about The Politician, discussing her controversial Emmy's walk and diving into some recently unearthed JLo shade. We also cover Tata Harper's appearance on The Beauty Closet, Goopfellas circling the drain, a NYC travel guide, faux grunge wear, eco-friendly beds for kids, goop's East Coast hovel and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...

This week we talk about the WeWork scandal (starring GP's cousin), if goop will survive the Socialist revolution and which gluten-free pastas we would try! We also discuss a much improved travel guide, a French makeup artist's goop conversion, ecstatic practices, $200 per day pop-up gyms, Elise's past as an elite skier and if we have to give up cheese to save the world. Hosted on Acast. See acast....

We talk fake instagram nudes, Gwyneth's Weinstein heroism, Dr. J*n's mysterious book burning incident and Bryan's hatred for Queer Eye. Summer is over so the newsletters are back to three a week, and we talk Gundry, list making, Goop's bland travel coverage, the end of the French girl, Seamus's grain bowls and a very masculine body cream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information...

This week Aggie calls in from North Carolina, Gwyneth says goodbye to the Hamptons, Dr. J*n challenges Marianne to a debate and Bryan starts a very plausible Gerda conspiracy. We also talk Japanese breakfast, trampoline cardio, CoolSculpting, postpartum PTSD, organic tan infused cloths and diamonds for one. Next week Aggie's back in town so we promise a return to our normally flawless audio qualit...

Aggie calls in from Portland to talk Martha Stewart shade, Dr. J's one-star Amazon review, Marianne's last gasps and GP's convo with Michelle Pfeiffer. As always we discuss the newsletters, touching on Jean and Megan's interview with the RMS Beauty founder, Speculative but Promising herbal medicines, Gerda trapped in the office with a million unopened Nerd Alerts, Ali's $320 Olsen Twin Tees, an un...

We discuss Gwyneth's "controversial" book curator and Dr. Jen's amazing Mother Jones Profile before diving into the week's news. We cover anxiety cures, why The Goop 15 needs to go, sun dresses vs. jumpsuits, vegan salad dressings, voluntarily homeless MS survivors, the world's best plastic surgeon, and why Goop's Rolex ad should incite a Socialist revolution. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...

Enjoy a bonus ep of Aggie's new podcast The Experts where she and her co-host Irene Marquette become experts in whatever they want! This episode is the third in their Anna Nicole Smith series! Thank you for downloading xo Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We deal with some quick news items concerning GP's ski accident lawsuit and goop's new Nashville pop-up before getting into the newsletters. We discuss relaxing bath salts, seersucker bikinis, Medieval Tuscan spas, Elise's mean girl revenge, skinny tequila cocktails, mind/soul/spirit meditations, collagen misinformation, and why the Hamptons are terrible. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...

We recap a ton of GP and GP adjacent news and preview two new TV shows that will be duking it out this fall. Then it's on to the newsletters, where we discuss penis shock treatment, how to handle getting fired, Jean's Marie Antoinette moment, a climate change diet, fruit shaped bodies, and the world's most elaborate clambake.   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Marianne's campaign is in trouble after a rough Anderson Cooper interview, the goopf*llas talk k*totarian and IF, and Gwyneth is maybe in hiding? Who knows! The newsletters are back with talk about Italian hot weather fashion, $55 therapy cards, a spirit guide school, prescription Ketamine, genetic testing kits, Ursa Major facewipes, and #fempire neon signs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...

Megan and Jean have a new beauty podcast, and guess who's the first guest?!? We talk The Beauty Closet, a 1992 Marianne profile, a 2019 Dr. Jen profile, and the newsletters. We learn how to rediscover joy, what to pack in your beach bags, goop launches a new exfoliating mask, and why we should buy half a cabbage.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.