Goop Yourself

Gwyneth's Kardashian candle collab, mashed cauliflower dreams, cop neighbors running for city council, digital KonMari, hummus on avocado toast, discontinued Tata Harper products, 4 1/2 inch cookie jars, Austin travel guides and more! For the full pooshilada, go to patreon.com/goopyourself and become a Goopaholic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

NOTE: We switched up our podcast host so you might need to delete and re-subscribe to Goop Yourself in order to get the new ep! Thank you for your patience!! We talk Goop's wildly inappropriate Father's Day gift guide, Agnes's COVID-addled CNN addiction, Bryan's magnesium glycinate evangelism, Goop Kitchen's vendetta against us, Cameron's canned wine, a $2250 flannel shirt, Goop's disappointing su...

We talk Prolon weight loss, sober partying, quitting Trader Joe's cold turkey, Apple's sweet 18th, homemade baby formula recipes, Tinx's soft cancellation, music festival memories, Silverlake's goop approved non-alcoholic liquor store, Erewhon free samples, summer wedding looks, jewelry store sponsored walking tours, The Polo Bar vs. The Polo Lounge, anti-Palestinian dairy companies, golden lattés...

In the aftermath of Diapér-gate we discuss why GP's sophisticated satire goes over normies' heads. Agnes recounts her Prolon week, and Bryan suffers the wrath of G*nter reply-gals after Dr. J*n threatens to dox someone for calling her a libtard. We also talk blood sugar's relationship to anxiety, clean summer scents, BA alum Rick Martinez's regional Mexican cookbook, the NFT collapse and more! Hos...

Influencer morning routines, bean deep dives, wedding gift guides, conditioner queries, homogenic vacation spots — plus Bryan and Agnes's Met Gala and True Crime TV roundups.   For the full ep, go to https://www.patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss Dr. J*n G*nt*r's latest Twitter freakout, review the offerings from Goop Rotisserie and slonk some Carnivore influencer lunches. Plus, medical gaslighting, Mother's Day Brunch ideas, Melissa Hartwig Urban's self-help pivot, skin slugging and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth takes out her quill and ink to pen an all new This & That featuring grain-free granola, cauliflower pasta, TV recs and boring business books. Bryan catches up on WeCrashed, Agnes orders real, honest-to-goodness Prolon, and G*nter goes after the parasite cleanse crazies. Plus, Goop's new multi-vitamin, another voyage on the SS Goop Cruise, Gerda's health scare, Caitlin teaches us about kniv...

We discuss Anne Hathaway's portrayal of Rebecca Paltrow in WeCrashed, J*n G*nter's pro-child slavery shocker, productive food journals, Esther Perel's new board game, natural deodorants, Goop's spring recipe roundup and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bryan delves deep into the fight rupturing the anti-seed oil community, Agnes perfects her Fauxlon regimen, we review Goop's arroz con pollo and J*n G*nter's "better than Keller's" lentils, talk about the Mother's Day Guide and more!   To listen to the whole seed-oil free enchilada, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bryan ponders the correlation between seed oil disrespect and right wing politics, Agnes still can't stop thinking about the Oscars, Dr. J*n asks twitter if she can pull off K-Stew's shorts, and Dr. W*ll C*le invents a new thing to worry about: histamine intolerance. Plus, Kate Hudson makes smoothies, Vintner's Daughter goes large, stiff joints get shocked, smoothie cleanses take over social media...

Controversial former Goop COO Elise Loehnen goes nuclear on Instagram, spring fashion archetypes, personalized Goop shopping lists, NorCal scented body wash, protein-style turkey burgers and more!   To listen to the whole episode, pony up a little cash on Patreon . xoxo   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth hosts a fundraiser for Rick Caruso, the pro-business, pro-cop, anti-choice mall magnate who's running for mayor of LA. We also discuss the launch of Goop Rotisserie, a scammy skin quiz, long COVID treatments, fireplace candles, viral salads and more!   For 40% off your first Thrive Market order, click here Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

During the recording Bryan gets a special delivery from Thrive Market, so we do a little unboxing. We also talk the seven types of rest, Erewhon's viral smoothie, Goop's new Moonjuice killer toner, a metabolism boosting reminder and more!  To get 40% off your first Thrive Market order, click this link!  And to hear the full episode (and dozens more) click this other link! Hosted on Acast. See acas...

Babies turned weed impresarios, foods for brain fog, Goop Kitchen's two new concepts, GP's convo with Billy Porter, affordable clay masks, Goop's silence on seed oils, tuning forks, menstrual cramps and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Goopy Long Covid cures, seed oil questions, the underreported Belcampo Meat scandal, Jungian dream analysis, olive oil shots and more!   For the full ep (and 54 other exclusive episodes), go to patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

GOOPGENES ends retinol, Alison Roman redefines the rutabega, Bryan and Agnes warn against seed oils: plus UV opiates, Christmas insomnia cures, oat foam, the turmeric paradox (inflammatory or anti-inflammatory), bone-in chicken thighs, Tracy Anderson's big jug of broccoli soup and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth shills for UberEats, Bryan lowers his cholesterol, Agnes succumbs to detox fever — plus ethical tourism, shearling Birkenstocks, Valentine's pizza dough and more!   To hear the full episode (and every single one of our bonus eps), join our PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth opens the doors of her Montecito manse to the pages of Architectural Digest and nabs a collaboration with the good people of Monogram. We also talk Che in LA, the grated egg TikTok trend, Valentine's shipping woes, the temptations of Prolon, counterfeit conceptual sculptures and $62,000 indoor hammocks.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk Gwyneth's NFTs, Omicron facts, Will Cole's liver, Jimmy Fallon's Hollywood cabal, shampoo pump replacements, detox fried chicken, V Day gift guides, And Just Like That and more!   To hear the full episode, join our Patreon , which is way cheaper than ProLon.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk about the launch of GOOPGLOW Cloudberry Exfoliating Jelly Cleanser, the Keep Your Hands Off My Vagina candle, 30 second detoxes, DKNY leisure ware, Gerda's immunity soups, Goop's continuing shipping woes, non-dairy milk makers and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To hear the full episode, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourself    We're reviewing all the new offerings off the Goop Kitchen winter menu! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Goop Detox is here and we're not doing it, but we're talking about it anyway. Plus, Andrea Long Chu's disembowelment of Hana Yanagihara, Gerda's views on IF, smoothie city and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Goop came out with its annual detox but nobody can get it. Goop Kitchen released its winter menu. Amanda Chantal Bacon gets roasted by Business Insider. Alison Roman joins CNN. Plus, Jennifer Freed's 2022 astrological predictions, Jean's new bath oil, And Just Like That vs. Emily in Paris and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk GP's Crypto flop, And Just Like That ep 3, Alison Roman's New Yorker profile, the return of Elise (to our nightmares), sex toys for penis havers, Megan's Ridgewood rec, a new scalp detox, Agnes' manifestation journey and more!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth makes a comedy video, Goop launches hand creme, G*nter takes a bath, Gerda bakes with rye — plus, discounted face oil, shampoo waiting lists and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.