Goop Yourself

We talk Goop's big WWD award, Buzzfeed's dissection of GP's reactionary politics, former Gwyneth profiler Taffy Brodesser-Akner's new TV show, how the NYTimes strike affected Bryan's cooking routine, Agnes's trip to a Sherman Oaks psychic, anger management meditations, holiday hors d'oeuvres, the meaning of "clean", Goop's favorite 2022 books, Gwyneth's half-hearted paean to Beantown, white Zimbab...

We recap our favorite Thanksgiving dishes, discuss the new Sight and Sound movie poll and question the ethics of Gawker's potential Apple Martin college doxxing before diving into the newsletters. Plus, cyber Monday sales, dopamine fasting, protein smoothies, leftover waffles, Sicilian panettones and more! To hear the full ep, allez à patreon.com/goopyourself , 23 quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles...

GP (and Cameron D) return in front of the camera for Goop's annual Christmas commercial. Agnes and Bryan discuss their problematic recent media diets (Chappelle's Show, David Sedaris, a late period Woody Allen double feature) and prepare for their various Thanksgiving endeavors. Plus, breathwork books and Dutch ovens on sale, a Parade Magazine paleo pumpkin pie, Goop Kitchen's lackluster holiday s...

GP goes on a "girls trip" to Nashville, Dr. J*n mourns the end of Twitter and Gerda demystifies nightshades. Plus, Gwyneth's talk show sales strategy, a cutting board pop-up in Brentwood, the pesto of the 2010s, Rick Caruso's (fingers crossed) political demise and more! For the full ep (and much more Goop Yourself content) head on down to patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...

GP takes a quick trip to Paris before dropping the early awaited 2022 Goop Gift Guide, but is there trouble in paradise? The trusted and prestigious investigative journal Radar Online thinks so. We break down the guides, picking our favorite gifts for lovers, children, travelers, cooks, hosts and ourselves. Plus, further damning evidence in the Case of the Counterfeit Adjacent, new hope for SIBO s...

We discuss GP's continued support of Rick Caruso and other conservative, pro-business candidates in the upcoming election. We also talk Tàr, the Goop Gift Guide preview, smokable herbs, the state of protein bars and more! For the full ep, provide $5 of socialist mutual aid to patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss the fascinating Jorts the Cat Instacart ableism Twitter debate, Bryan goes over his bountiful Goop haul and reviews the famous 5 STAR NYTimes chicken and mushroom recipe, and we relive a few of our bad Patreon reviews before diving into the newsletters. This week we meet Bizarro J*n G*nter, a curly-haired MD who appreciates integrative medicine and believes in wellness, discover NEEM, a...

We do a deep dive into Bon Appetit's food diary of a chronically ill aspiring cookbook writer, discuss Gwyneth's latest Thursday newsletter recs, drool over Goop's insane hotel picks, confess to some past and future impulse buys, recap the week in G*nter rants and more! To hear the full ep, become a subscriber at patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Daily Mail recaps Goop At Sea, Gwyneth takes control of the Thursday newsletter, Jennifer Freed breaks down the elements, and Caitlin (surprise!) does nothing. We also talk edging for everybody, La Pigalle's best croissant and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The nation celebrates one blonde cinematic icon while tearing down another. Agnes and Bryan posit what it would be like covering Marilyn Monroe's lifestyle newsletter back in the day. We go G*nter H*ntin' to get to the bottom of the truly baffling and elusive "Adjacent." Plus, looking back at the two original Goop recipes, Goop Kitchen's new fall menu, aging into GoopGenes, natural anti-inflammato...

It's a week of milestones as Gwyneth kicks and stretches her way to a half-century on Earth, and Agnes and Bryan return to the scene of many painful memories, Trader Joe's. We discuss a truly wild photo (quickly removed from Instagram) of a naked woman with a rocket ship shooting out of her vagina, apple and grain guides, Meghan Markle's favorite makeup, Erica Chidi's Maldives vacation, Jennifer F...

Melissa Urban lunches with Elise in Brentwood before cavorting with GP at Will Cole's book party. What does it all mean? The Financial Times publishes a longform Goop profile that asks the important questions. Bryan tackles Caitlin's Turkey Pot Pie and fights with Agnes about food storage. We also discuss reiki orgasms, protein packed meals, bargain body wash, Sweetgreen dupes, grain-free stuffing...

Goop gets slammed for its alleged anti-MSG bias, Dr. J*n celebrates being an empty nester with a tagine, Caitlin goes on yet another vacation without giving us a new recipe, and Agnes reverses her stance on eye cream. We also discuss Peruvian vacations, turkey shepherd's pie, our disparate grocery shopping strategies, Jessica Seinfeld's comedian husband, $500 "joy sessions", liver detox, rain-scen...

We review Goop Kitchen's new (healthy???) pizza and pasta concept, discuss the ongoing saga of reluctant body positivity influencer Blogilates, and dissect Gwyneth's paen to turning 50. Plus, Bryan's tennis obsession, Apple's Amagansett rager, Caitlin's veggie burger recipes, lunar sexual energy, at-home laser treatments and more! To hear the full ep, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted o...

WhiteSugarRebel, Lena Wilson, Bobby Parrish, Assistant Leilani, Jennifer Freed and Dawson Church PhD. These are the sick souls taking up valuable mental space in Agnes and Bryan's mind this week. We give you the full rundown as Gwyneth camps out in the Hamptons teaching Moses how to drive. Plus, facial cleanser, tapping therapy, support languages, a Goop Kitchen brownie hack and more! Hosted on Ac...

We welcome Dr. Agnes Adjacent himself (Brian Thompson) on the pod to talk about his Whole 30 journey. We also discuss deranged Youtube channel FlavCity, Gwyneth's big Shark Tank announcement, affordable clean drugstore beauty, a new Ayurveda book, paella parties, chef Kim Floresca's top 5 reasons she loves her own restaurant and more! To listen to the whole Pepperoni Potts you gotta ante up at pat...

We go over every menu item on the new Goop Superfina menu and discuss the Daily Harvest food poisoning fiasco. Plus, Gen Z food trends, finding the perfect denim shorts, Gwyneth's home spa and (alleged) excessive water use, the decriminalization of psychedelics, urban clam bakes, Susan Powter's Twitter account and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth travels to Boston as we all wait breathlessly for the launch of Goop Superfina. Agnes is over the Whole 30 hump, while poor Melissa Urban wrecks her elbow and shills for bug oil manufacturers Zero Acre Farms. Bryan makes a delicious two-ingredient pizza and gets swindled by DoorDash live on air. We also talk mass shootings, new TV, Lockheed Martin, adult sleepovers, self-tanners, microdosi...

Gwyneth goes of a full on media blitz for the launch of GOOPGLOW Dark Spot Exfoliating Sleep Milk, hitting up both the zoomers (Hailey Bieber) and the boomers (The Today Show) to peddle her wares. She immediately makes things awkward, joking that she f*cked Hailey's dad in a bathroom 32 years ago, stepping into an unnecessary defense of nepotism, and visiting the Ground Zero of Smoresburn-gate, th...

We talk Whole30, TikTok's Pink Sauce fiasco, Bryan and Agnes's embarrassing political pasts, Gwyneth's Montecito home furnishings, Goop At Sea's itinerary and special guests, Thrive Market and Whole Foods buys, homemade grain-free granola, free hotel shampoo hauls, $12 GOOPGLOW microderm exfoliator dupes and more! For the full ep (and dozens more), go to patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. S...

We patiently wait for Agnes's COVID results as we discuss her trip to our nation's capital, Bryan's Polanski-esque ant problem, more details about the Goop Store s'mores explosion, seed oil sensitivity postcards, in home herb gardens, G*nt*r's Fl**v*gs sponsorship, anniversary presents, Italian luxury serving platters, expensive bath towels and more! Please excuse Bryan's audio. Apparently he was...

We present a few theories about the mysterious candle explosion that left two men burned in Goop's Sag Harbor store last week. Bryan recovers from COVID and releases his blood work results. J*n G*nt*r gets into yet another fight, this time on TikTok. Elise makes a new alliance with one of GP's competitors in the wellness space and then promptly gets thrown off a horse. Plus, summer recipes, expens...

Bryan's still recovering from his Daily Harvest poisoning driving to Lake Tahoe, so we're unlocking last week's Patreon ep for the hoi polloi. Enjoy and happy summer! xo Agnes's big celebrity sighting, Gwyneth's "interview" with the original Brad, Goop Kitchen's summer menu, Goop at Sea's itinerary, a mineral vs. chemical timeloop, Juneteenth miso Bloody Marys, does Nerd Alert cure long COVID? and...

Agnes's big celebrity sighting, Gwyneth's "interview" with the original Brad, Goop Kitchen's summer menu, Goop at Sea's itinerary, a mineral vs. chemical timeloop, Juneteenth miso Bloody Marys, does Nerd Alert cure long COVID? and more! To hear the rest, become a Goopaholic over at patreon.com/goopyourself . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gerda, in a landmark "Supported By Science" ruling, comes down in favor of seed oils. Goop, possibly plagued by dwindling revenue, announces Morning Routine value packs and an MLM-adjacent referral program. Gwyneth pens an article for The Wirecutter while Dr. J** G***** has another Twitter meltdown. Plus, Goop Kitchen's summer menu tease, self-diagnosed autism, The Staircase finale, LA election re...