Goop Yourself

Agnes moves to the Valley, Bryan finally gets into turmeric, and Goop is coasting on the fumes of their underwhelming gift guide. We talk cashmere shorts, Glennon Doyle, $1500 hotel rooms, Jessica Seinfeld, cookbook plagiarism, chicken (with mushrooms and/or dumplings) and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss the failure of Goop At Sea, The New Yorker's review of Sex, Love, and Goop and GP's Kimmel appearance. Plus vegetarian holiday recipes, Jean's $82 body wash, Sia's $2000 jacket, Megan's lentil soup, aspirational loungewear and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth poses in Gucci while we review the brand new 2021 Annual Goop Gift Guide. Plus, a directory of sexologists, vintage cakes, boyfriend breakfasts, marble body brushes, bunny butt plugs and more!   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, ONE OF US watched all six unsufferable hours of Sex, Love, and Goop. We discuss the couples, the therapists, and every mode and method of sexology burned into our corneas. Plus fall fashion, clean cookware, savory whipped cream, auto-astrology, kale teethers and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To hear the full episode, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourself    Bryan and Aggie drive to Santa Monica and review Goop Kitchen's new fall menu items, including the Fall Salmon Bowl, Miso Salmon Bento Box, and It's All Easy DIY Tacos. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Netflix goes Goop, Gwyneth goes to sleep, and Goddess Amina gets naked — plus kinky toys, bath salts, sneakers, cookbooks, carrot cake and more! Stay tuned for next week's episode when we'll give our full review of Sex, Love and Goop.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aggie and Bryan review the HungryRoot delivery service and GP responds to the scathing Business Insider profile — plus lube pods, rock chick routines, fall recipes, Kegel panties, Porsche sponsored astrology, biological aging tests, Malibu trails, saffron shakes and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Goop releases the trailer for their dirty Netflix show and Gwyneth launches pills to make you horny — plus fall archetypes, October beauty obsessions, Housewife crime, carrot soup, aloe vera and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss the Business Insider Goop exposé, Dr. G*nter's call to the Daily Mail, the Goop Cruise lineup, buying spices, post-pregnancy bodies, family baths, Supergoop (no relation), Infrared blankets, terrible instagram stories, sad seed bread and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To hear the full episode, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourself  Aggie and Bryan dive into a disease so crazy and controversial that even goop won't touch it with a ten foot pole. Is the epidemic of Morgellons a symptom of an uncaring, incurious medical establishment or a collective internet engineered psychosis? We watched the documentary Skin Deep: The Battle Over Morgellons, now streaming on Am...

Goop debuts a new hair serum, Gwyneth appears in North Carolina, Goop Kitchen launches its fall menu — plus weeknight pantry meals, In Goop Health's Porsche sponsorship, Linda Evangelista's CoolSculpt nightmare, bread makers, tinned fish and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth and Brad's Montecito "eco-mansion" is nearing completion, Elise is back with a new pod, Gerda does double duty — plus energy recipes, American Horror Story, back pain, raw spinach, foam rollers, medical grade bath salts and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth shows off her pups, the NYC Goop Lab reopens, passive aggressive sympathy gifts, child friendly vacations to Balmoral, chickpea-tempeh pizza, flared jeans, new candles, shiny hair and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk GP fashion flashbacks, sad snacks, "ethical" Capitalism, sleep wars, Tik Tok discharge, a microbiome superpowder review, TJ Maxx, veg sandos and more! FYI the audio is funky today. Sorry, we tried to smooth it out as best as possible. Namaste. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bryan reviews Goop's Metabolism Boosting Superpowder, Aggie prepares for wine country, Gwyneth's childhood home goes on the market, plus homemade ice cream, travel essentials, digestive enzymes, air pollution and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A guide to ripe fruit, supplement propaganda, a book on gaslighting and misogyny, blood sugar tips, vulva mirrors, cheap cruises, LoRo's lockdown Down Under and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bryan and Aggie return from their glamorous summer vacations and are shocked at how much the world has changed. We discuss Metabolism Super Powders, Goop White Claw, a summer sale come and gone, Goop Kitchen dressings and sauces, Gwyneth the Brontë superfan, 7-Keto DHEA and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Due to our jetsetting lifestyles we were unable to record a new episode this week. Here's an unlocked episode from our Patreon where Aggie and Bryan review GP's ghost kitchen restaurant concept in Santa Monica. We'll be back with brand new episodes next week! To unlock all our bonus eps, subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

GP renovation sagas, Aggie's 5 day (and counting) juice cleanse, Bryan's new stonk tip, DEET-free bug spray, grilling sauces, Pelvic Organ Prolapse, $300 Victorian parasols and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A couple's guide to vibrators, a cook's guide to hiking, summer scents, Gwyneth interviews Venus, Seamus's return, Omega 3s and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth holes up in Montecito as her SF store closes, Aggie raises the barre, next steps in Bryan's cholesterol battle - plus beach cooler packing tips, an alt-chip guide, the slow death of "eating clean," Emsculpt Neo zaps away the fat and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth gets wet, Goop pisses off San Francisco, Tata Harper's perfect face, body positive yoga, fungal probiotics, Cayucos vs Cambria, the mystery of Bitclout, RMS expansion, beach blankets, cucumber cocktails and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bryan's bus obsession, Aggie's sunscreen routine, Chrissy Teigan's banana bread, Apple's Letterboxd, Gerda's family feud, Jean & Megan's new BFFs, Goop's Head of Private Client Experience, antidepressant tinctures, greens recipes, Goop Kitchen's summer menu and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To hear the full episode, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourself Aggie and Bryan attempt to buy lunch for each other at Erewhon for less than $20. Can they do it? What did they buy? How did it taste?  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk toilet training, hormone imbalances, olive oil, addiction tips, Prolon 2.0, watermelon (or is it mango) margaritas, LED masks and more. Forgive us for the inconsistent audio quality - we forgot how to record in person! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.