Goonie’s World

It’s Queen Farin Bachknife-Orijiabi’s birthday, and among the guests attending the celebration at the royal palace in Highseat are an adventurer-turned-courtier named Nicholas Corso and a tiny, talkative thief from the future named Marm Goodwill. When the good queen is informed of a coup in the kingdom of Blackpool by the newcomer Lord Bane, she decides to strap on her old adventuring armor and ha...

On an autumn evening in Arkham, Massachusetts, wealthy socialite Margo Macey and newspaper reporter Rachael Hemmingway meet with Private Investigator Saul Moran at a diner, where he shares a secret he’s kept for nearly a year. A terrible affliction has been causing him to crave human flesh, and it’s getting worse. The three decide to drive out to the country, seeking the advice of a strange doctor...

With the Princess of Dumnonia rescued, Sir Lancelot and Sir Mador begin the long ride back with her (along with her mother) and almost immediately regret their decision. Although slaying the Avanc is the knights’ sworn mission, their greatest challenge might be in enduring Her Highness’ company. During their route, they stop and make camp in the wilderness, encountering a ferocious monster and an...

After their bloody confrontation with the Avanc, Lance and Mador seek out the assistance of the famous magician Merlin who transports them to the kingdom of Dumnonia, where a virtuous princess is said to live. Once there, the knights now face a giant problem.

In Arthurian Briton, the legendary Sir Lancelot du Lac and minor knight of the round table Sir Mador de La Porte receive a quest by the king himself to slay a monster known as the Avanc that has been terrorizing the village of Uffington. Along the way, they meet a beautiful and naïve maiden who just might be their best chance of defeating the beast.  

A falling out between the Bugg brothers occurs over Merle’s Michael Jackson glove replica, and Ronny goes forward with his own plan. With the genuine sequin accessory in his possession, Ronny completes his long-sought magical MJ ensemble. Unfortunately, Roger has taken extra security measures unbeknownst to Ronny, and things quickly go from Bad to worse.

Roger Long, a lonely, disabled, celebrity memorabilia collector has his life turned upside down when he discovers an infestation of fruit flies in his suburban Dallas home. Enter Merle Bugg, Jr. II, a crooked cop who knows Roger from their local church. It turns out, Merle has a brother named Ronny Bugg who just so happens to be an exterminator and who just so happens to be particularly infatuated...

Truck and Dr. DD ascend to the upper level of Ana-Sin-Emid, only to witness further unsettling phantasmagoria. Luckily, the pair finally get some of the answers they came for in the engine and power core rooms. What will they find on the rest of the ship? Can they make it back to The Grahams with the data they’ve gathered, and what is the fate of Gunther, the third member of their team?

When the Cambridge-Wallace corporation is alerted to a drifting, unresponsive spaceship called Ana-Sin-Emid, they send Devereux Diggs, Ph. D. (Dr. DD) and Travis “Truck” Tucker to investigate. Once boarded, the science officer and the security officer check out the cryogenic storage rooms on the lower level, and what they discover has them questioning their sanity.

Disguised as hat-wearing Guinea Pigs, Foo Foo and Run E. Carlos are allowed entry into the cannibalistic community of Drainpipe where they are accepted by Bile, the nefarious stoat leader. After being required to partake in abominations, the undercover bunnies learn the dark details of the plan to attack Stonewall. Can they prevent the destruction of their burrow and save countless lives or will t...

After a harrowing encounter with the villainous cat Pyewacket, the bunnies hurry back to Stonewall with the map they found and warn Grandma Maizy of what appears to be an imminent invasion of their burrow, likely by the misfit residents of Drainpipe. Gifted powerful herbs and donning disguises, Foo Foo and Run E. make the perilous journey to the depraved settlement, prepared to do whatever it take...

In a settlement known as Stonewall, two bunnies are given a mission by Grandma Maizy, the matriarch. Jon Radisher, a radish trader, has disappeared along the route to another burrow known as Bywater. Foo Foo, a fighter, and Run E. Carlos, a runner, begin their search for the missing bunny immediately, soon coming upon their first clue as well as a mischievous gang of weasels.   

Bursting into Emilio’s private chambers, Sasha and Diego find the place ransacked with no sign of the Valantina boss. Breaking through yet another door, they make a gruesome discovery. After a bloody fight with Emilio’s right-hand man, the adventurers find a secret passageway, which takes them through twisted underground tunnels and into the domain of Chaos.  

After entering the Asylum, Sasha and Diego come upon a bloody massacre in the Schatzenheimer base, and the gem they seek eludes them. Posing as a Tilean, Diego must bluff both of them through Valantina territory to continue the hunt. The situation gets even dicier when they learn of an unexpected third party who also covets the gem. 

Two foreigners, Sasha Sagan and Diego Vega, arrive by boat to the city of Nuln in the Empire, seeking adventure and wealth. After difficulty finding a place to stay, as well as trouble with thugs and thieves, the kossar and the diestro finally get an opportunity to fulfill both objectives. Councillor Oldenhaller will pay them handsomely to fetch a jewel rumored to have a dark history, now thought...

After being invited to join the exclusive group of live-action vampire role-players, Dickey and Plunger are taken blindfolded to a secret spot in the woods and finally meet the bloodsuckers’ master. An epic showdown between good and evil erupts and only one party can emerge victorious.  

Having no success locating Benny or Maria back at camp, the boys return to the set of footprints, tracking them deeper into the woods. Along the way, they have an encounter with a beast that may or may not be the dreaded Owlbear. Eventually, the footprints bring them to a familiar cave, and inside is what appears to be an equally familiar scene.  

When the second day of Owl Camp starts and there’s still no sign of DJ, the boys, with Elliot tagging along, begin an investigation into the disappearance of their cabinmate. They question Benny King, meet with the director of Big Hooters Campground, and follow footprints leading into the forest.

It’s summertime in Jupiter Springs, and for Dickey Newton and Plunger, that means it’s time once again for Owl Camp. While waiting to be assigned their cabin, the two best friends meet a fellow camper -- a strange southern boy who immediately arouses their suspicions -- after which they regale their bunkmates with marshmallow fluff and tales of the legendary Owlbear. When bedtime finally comes, fr...

After descending deep into a fungal-lit crevice, Henrietta, Archibald, and Cyrus discover the hard way that they are not alone on Luna. Also answered is the fate of the Russian explorer Vladimir Tereshkova. Imprisoned, the team must find a way to escape, and with the help of a rebellious local, overthrow a mad tyrant. Only then can they even hope of making it back to Earth.    

An eccentric American inventor, Cyrus Grant, recruits a British physician and explorer, Archibald Riley, and a fellow Englander, Detective Henrietta Honey, to accompany him on an expedition to the moon. Meeting in Tombstone, Arizona, the American assuages the concerns of the Brits, and without wasting any time, they take to the sky using Cyrus’ newfangled propeller, soon plunging into the ether. E...

Springing into the air, Squirg, Jubal, and Mae Mae make it to the top of the skinny butte in the Busted Lands, where the anchorite is said to live. The man they meet, however, is not who they expected, but he does offer help. With a magical cube, the three hearthlings seemingly have the power to teleport anywhere they wish, which takes them all the way to the heart of the hobgoth citadel as well a...

Entering the town of Sour Hull, Squirg and Jubal’s first stop is to a tavern for a hot meal and important info, particularly concerning the anchorite they’d heard about from the town’s refugees. Next, they patronize the shop next door, where spells are exchanged, and soon after, finally find out what’s in Zar Narwal’s box. This leads to a confrontation with hobgoths who have overtaken the town, an...

After Jubal receives a fitting punishment for failing to control his curiosity, he and Squirg are provided a wagon powered by a wind elemental and sent on their way with an enigmatic box to be dumped in the Sea of Gas. Eventually the road takes them out of the Neon Forest, though different regions, and into a dark tunnel. Blocking their way to the other side is a giant pit, but even more troubleso...

In the world of Dearth, refugees Squirg Fallowshins and Jubal Tryx are fleeing their homeland and traveling south under the dying red sun to the city of Serus Arx. Along the road, they encounter odd peddlers and a vicious monster from underground. A fierce battle ensues, and the victors continue on their way, only to be accosted by more monsters, even nastier than the last. Injured and outnumbered...