Goonie’s World

Experienced lifeguards Tami Lee, Ivan “Van” Semenov, and Buzz Malibu are hired for nightshift positions at Coral Rock Resort, located on tiny San Paco Island off the southwest tip of Florida. After discovering a bite mark on one of the resort guests, they’re told of recent shark attacks and the disappearance of a trainee that may be connected. In addition to alleged drug trafficking, it seems that...

Crossing the Triangular Sea, Rufus, Merrium, and Puck come upon marine creatures with desirous intent, but they strike a deal and are gifted a magical weapon, along with directions to a secret entrance into Lupercalis’ lair on the Island of Exiles. At last, the three bold heroes face off with the terrible dragon, the fate of the infant Poppy resting dubiously in their hands.  

After agreeing to rescue the waterman held hostage by bandits in a nearby lighthouse, the party’s plan to split up goes awry, and they each find themselves engaged in losing battles. In the end, only cooperation and creativity allow them to prevail.

Having reached the city of Illyria, the party is devastated to discover that a tragedy has befallen Poppy’s clockmaker relatives. Taking the baby to the Temple of the Triacontagon, they are dealt yet another unexpected blow when it's revealed that there’s something terribly wrong with her. Now the heroes are forced to embark on a seemingly suicidal quest to makes things right.    

Guided by the soft red glow of bioluminescent fungi, the adventurers traverse the goblin shortcut known as the Underdark Road. Confronted by such creatures as the Norker, Invisible Hobo, and Dire Geesemen, they nevertheless press on until they reach the Upside Down City.

While bivouacking along the way to Illyria, Puck, Merrium, and Rufus are attacked in the night, leaving one of them barely clinging to life. The next day, an encounter with a hill giant leads them to a cave and a potential shortcut.  

At a tavern in the village of Varna, a cutpurse, bounty hunter, and fortuneteller learn of great riches to be found in the city of Illyria. After assisting a local with a romantic dilemma, the treasure seekers travel south on a rutted, dirt road, eventually stopping at a wayside shrine. What they find there is perhaps even more precious than treasure.   

Once inside the late Erasmus De Rippe’s manor, Percival Skorbeck, Chadwick Southwark, and Orchid Calaver enter the basement and discover a possible means of defeating Firiel. Tracking the demon to a church, the team finally faces off with their foe.  

The gathered devise a method of summoning the demon Firiel into the material world, but unforeseen circumstances result in evil being unleashed upon the streets of Sourshire.

Three strangers are brought together on a dark night to discuss and hopefully defeat a supernatural adversary that has affected each of them.

Rescuing Roger Goode from his cell in the dungeons of Nottingham Castle, the outlaws attempt a dangerous escape, eventually making it back to Sourhampton. There’s no time to celebrate, however, as they quickly learn of an impending attack on the village by Flemish mercenaries sent by the Sheriff. Together with the villagers and Lovely Lads, the PRB decide to take a stand.

Having summoned the demon Firiel, the heroes are granted magical powers to aid them in rescuing Roger Goode. After some preparation, the outlaws execute their plan and make their way into the dreaded dungeons of Nottingham Castle.  

After showing up unexpectedly in Sourhampton, Robin Hood himself accuses the heroes of poaching on his land and demands a percentage of their takings as dues. Unwilling to pay, the heroes agree to a series of contests against notable members of the Merry Men that, if won, will allow them to operate freely in Sherwood Forest until springtime. Later on, the heroes receive word that the Lovely Lad Ro...

While the villainous Prince John rules London in King Richard’s absence, three outlaws band together to redistribute the wealth. The overconfident bastard Arthur Brown, runaway boy Spencer Twiddy, and vengeful cook Belgar Frigosi make it their mission to rob the nobleman Sir Enguerrand de Coucy as he travels by wagon through Sherwood Forest. During the encounter, the heroes acquire a hidden treasu...

With Dr. Patel now in their possession, Al and Howitzer seek a hideout to get off the streets and assess the situation. Once there, the elven scientist surprises the runners, throwing yet another monkey wrench into the works. Eventually striking a deal, they deliver the elf to the chosen location and complete their adventure (for now). A loose end remains, however, ensuring their story will contin...

Denver, 2078: in a futuristic world of magic and metahumans, Alwyk “Al” Cylyndryel (an elven mage) and Zak “Howitzer” Sharp (a human tank) receive a job offer to kidnap a scientist and bring him to a warehouse for $10k each if done in the next 24 hours. As the runners prepare to make their move, they are unexpectedly presented with a counteroffer, and the situation intensifies.

After a brief confrontation with the natives of Umlaut’s dreamland, the Norseman must once again face off against a cursed beast, this time against Nya Gwaheh, the Naked Bear. Once slain, they’re free to settle in the land of plenty and live out the rest of their days raising families, harvesting grain, and assisting the Beothuk battle their adversaries. Will Thor and Umlaut indeed settle down or...

Sailing in the direction of Greenland, the Vikings are caught in a devastating storm and struggle to save their ship and crew. When the storm finally passes and dawn arrives, they find themselves off course and approaching the coast of a new land. The trees match those of Umlaut’s dream, as well as the natives who promptly introduce themselves with arrows.    

Reaching Iceland, Thor and Umlaut come upon a settlement and receive a heroes’ welcome. Together with Kari’s brothers and Brother Brendan, the Vikings are sent on a quest by the village leader Ingolfur to kill a monster in its mountain lair. Facing their greatest challenge yet, some of the warriors choose to die in battle, while others choose to flee in defeat.

Having sailed from Norway with Kari and her brothers in a drakkar longship, the explorers eventually spot land. When they disembark onto one of the Zetland islands, they are confronted by the tattooed, grease-haired natives. After diplomacy fails, the Vikings are forced into a bloody battle. Afterwards, they retreat to their ship once again and escape further bloodshed. Sailing into a storm, the h...

Back in Trondheim, Thor and Umlaut discover that in their absence Smooth-Tooth has been spreading lies about them to King Harold. When Thor asks for permission to marry the king’s cousin Kari, it is decided that only a judicial battle will settle the matter. Accepting the ruling, the karls fight against Smooth-Tooth and his brother Yngwie Hump, only to later find themselves being run out of the vi...

In the Norwegian region of Trondheim, foster brothers Thor Thorsson and Umlaut Topknot are sent away by King Harold Fairhair (after being influenced by the villainous Thorolf Smooth-Tooth) to collect taxes in the form of animal skins from the Finns. With the aurora borealis lighting the way, the two karls undertake their quest, encountering mushroom-munching reindeer and possible divine manifestat...

After attaining info on the movie’s last renter, the kids find themselves afflicted by a dark, debilitating force and struggle to reach his house on the outskirts of town. As the hour grows late, they try their hardest to convince the eccentric Mr. Kingsley to hand over his copy so that they may complete their vital mission.

Having discovered the wrong tape inside the Captain Kronos case, the kids ride back to Valley Video in a furry, demanding answers and amends from the clerk. After an interesting conversation with another customer in the store, the boys attempt various methods of subterfuge in order to locate the missing movie.

1980s Jupiter Springs, California: Junior high schoolers Plunger, Dickey, and Chip meet up at Plunger’s detached garage for a weekend sleepover. Well aware of Plunger and Dickey’s interest in vampires, Chip mentions an old movie he heard about called Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter. Due to its rarity in VHS format, Plunger knows the movie only by its legendary reputation, but now, with renewed inte...