Goblet Of Wine: A Drunken British Harry Potter Podcast

In today's episode we have an amazing special guest - Sequoia from our sister pod Fanatical Fics! We're drinking cider and debating how owls work, how Harry is CLEARLY bi, and how Umbridge is basically Michael Gove. Find Sequoia: www.sequoiasimone.com www.fanaticalfics.com twitter.com/fanaticalfics www.instagram.com/fanaticalfics twitter.com/butmakeitscary www.instagram.com/butmakeitscary Us: Merc...

Time for chapters 12 & 13 of OOTP! In today’s episode as a result of Charlie being a stupid bitch we’re drinking ‘Smokers Cough’ aka Jäger and Mayo, and ‘Prairie Chicken’ aka Gin, Raw Egg Yolk and Pepper. Yum. Once we finish vomming, we’re chatting about the absolute lack of chemistry between Cho and Harry, debating whether potions is hard, and Charlie does an incredible* Scottish accent. *it...

Welcome back to another very special episode of Goblet of Wine! In today’s episode, we have the amazing Robyn and Bayana from #WizardTeam podcast and @blackgirlscreate. With the help of their much more insightful minds, we’re chatting about Neville, meeting Luna for the first time, Umbridge’s femininity, and how Hogwarts really needs Ofsted. Twitter warnings: 1:11:55 rape TW 1:16:10 gun TW Find Ro...

Another Monday, another episode of Goblet of Wine! In today’s ep we’re making Luna Lovegood themed drinks…and managing not to actually get around to reading the chapter she’s introduced in. If you want to try to recreate our drinks, here’s the recipes; Hannah’s: 2 parts passion fruit gin liquor 1 part elderflower gin 1 part lemon juice drop of Angostura Bitters Over ice with a bit of tonic water C...

Lockdown 3 here we goooooo - we’re recording separately, AGAIN. And this time Charlie’s at her home in London so uh, enjoy the train ASMR! We’re talking about Hannah stalking Joanna Lumley, Charlie getting ghosted by Dylan Llewellyn, Charlie ghosting a podcast listener, Charlie loving trains, how we’re both secretly spies, oh and also some Harry Potter. ENJOY! Join Skillshare Today and Get Two Wee...

Ola! In today's episode we're chatting about chapter 6 of the Order of the Phoenix, plus a huge long rant at the end about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. We're talking about Voldemort nuking people, the 'pure blood' claim making NO sense, and drinking more White Claw! Enjoy! Merch www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine    Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instag...

It's that festive time of year again and we're back with our Christmas Fanfiction challenge. We asked our patreons to submit prompts and then gave ourselves 10 minutes to write a festive fanfiction using a randomised character, place, object and spell! Expect chaos, gay stories, a worrying concoction of our past drinks and Aberforth's favourite goat. Oh and for some reason we thought we were sober...

Hello, we're drinking WHITE CLAW!! Anddddd talking about chapter 5 of the Order of the Phoenix! And going on a few tangents. We're talking about how wild the OOTP probably is, wife swapping, mad eye moody being everyone's dad, Hermione being a pick me girl, and Molly's labour. Merch www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine    Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    In...

We're back and getting in the festive spirit already drinking Bailey's Hot Choc at the request of Veera! In today's ep we're chatting chapters 3 & 4 of Order of the Pheonix, about our love of Tonks, Hermione's lack of background story, and answering what we'd use the pensieve for. Merch www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine    Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod  &...

TW: Themes of abuse throughout the episode Season 5!!!! Who'd have thunk it? Not us! To kick off the new season we're drinking Fireball Whiskey at the request of Patron Jaclyn and chatting about the first two chapers of Order of the Pheonix, which is mostly us raving about Mrs Figg and her cats. We're talking about Uncle Vernon abusing everyone in his life, growing up in the countryside, and the o...

WE'VE RELEASED MERCH! That's right, we FINALLY did it, we finally got our arses in gear and created some merch. You can check it out at the link below, you can shop by design and then pick what product you'd like the design to appear on. We hope you like it! gobletofwine.redbubble.com It's time for an episode we've both eagerly anticipated - Goblet of Fire - THE FILM! We're chatting about the wors...

We finished another book?! Who'd have thunk it!! Not bad for a dumb bitch who can't read and...Hannah. Tune in for this episode where we're chatting chapters 36 & 37 of Goblet of Fire and announcing the results of the house cup. We also chat about Fawkes the Phoenix, the government and capitalism, and beanie babies. So grab a glass and listen along, and most importantly, GET EXCITED FOR SEASON...

Well, another year has passed and somehow we still haven't been sued by JK Rowlings lawyers or told to stop by interveining family - that's right, this podcast is now 2 YEARS OLD!! In todays Bonus Episode we celebrate by looking back over the past 4 books and seasons using questions, theories and opinions submitted by our wonderful listeners! We discuss Hermione and Draco shipping, Hogwarts studen...

So we *do* love a ramble but we really may have outdone ourselves this episode, so buckle up for FIFTEEN MINUTES of us talking about *literally* anything other than the chapters we’re supposed to be discussing this episode...but that’s okay because you guys love us for the drunken rambling...right? Right?! Okay whatever. We’re chatting about chapter 35 (that’s right it’s a rare one chapter episode...

Welcome bacckkkk! In today's episode we're discussing chapters 33 and 34 of Goblet of Fire, aka, VOLDEMORT'S BACK! We're discussing how the fuck Voldemort got his wand, the biggest fuckup yet in the books, and what Bertha went through.   Rape trigger warning- 23:00-26:50 www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine    Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram...

Welcome back to EPISODE 50!! How did we do this 50 times?! Why! How did no one stop us? It’s a mystery. Anyway, we’re back and chatting chapters 31 and 32 of goblet of fire. We’re talking daddy and mummy issues, portkey logic, and Voldemort’s dick. We also introduce a new podcast rule! www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine    Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod   ...

WELCOME BACK TO GOBLET OF SWEAT! No, we haven’t changed the name of the podcast, but goblet of sweat is a pretty accurate way to describe the experience of recording a podcast in 36 British heat in a tiny room with closed windows and doors and no AC. In today’s episode we’re drinking a drink based on what we think Bellatrix would drink at the request of our amazing Patreon Samuel. Which turned out...

It’s time for another episode with everyone’s FAVOURITE guest - Neil MacQuarrie! So get ya bingo cards or shot glasses ready for every time we mention Game of Thrones, Doctor Who or Star Wars. We’re chatting chapters 27 and 28 of Goblet of Fire, including discussing the origin of scarlet women, Snape’s virginity, cum socks, and the magical postal system. Enjoy! Neil's Twitter www.gobletofwine.co.u...

WE'REEE BACK!! AND WE'RE IN THE SAME ROOM! That's right, after almost 5 months we're finally back, 2 meters apart, and recording TOGETHER. To celebrate get ready for THE DRUNKEST EPISODE EVER! Ft us doing shots in a park, drinking out of a cock bottle in a park, and generally getting glared at by half of South London (especially Neil). We're asking important questions such as 'what're the chances...

Welcome welcome, to another episode of Goblet of Wine. It’s time to cover one of Hannah’s favourite chapters - The Yule Ball! We’re dunking on Harry, chatting about getting ready for prom, Krum and Mad Eye both potentially being pedos, our favourite character Ali Bashir, giantess porn, and lesbian communes. It’s peak GoW basically. ENJOY! www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine    Twitte...

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#blacklivesmatter https://blacklivesmatter.com   Ello ello ello. What's that? You want another episode to relieve you from lockdown hell? WELL OK FINE. We're chatting chapters 19 & 20 of Goblet of....FIRE. Aka all things the first task, ethics in journalism, and transfiguration and dogs rights. Enjoy! www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine    Twitter.com/gob...

Helllllo! Welcome back to another lockdown long distance GoW episode! In today's ep Charlie is drinking tubby custard, and we're chatting how degrees don't matter, arse vs ass, Hogwart's badge craze and how Rita Skeeta is a pedophile. If that sounds like fun then grab a glass and listen along! www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine    Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod &nbs...

It's time for another quarentine episode! In today's ep we're reading chapters 15 & 16 of Goblet of Fire and chatting the national anthem, the imperius curse, butterfly hair clips, hating the french, and finding out which piece of me Hannah would chop off if she had to. www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine    Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.c...

Welcome to the first ever episode NOT RECORDED TOGETHER :( That's right, me and Hannah are doing some fun lockdown style long distance recordings. This episode may break our record for the episode we talk about Harry Potter the least in. Instead, we're talking about the British educational system, Charlie's teeth, Hannah looking after snails, and we read our BIRTH CHARTS! Because astrology is defi...