Goblet Of Wine Productions

Goblet Of Wine: A Drunken British Harry Potter Podcast

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Two British lifelong Harry Potter fans Hannah and Charlie re-read their favourite childhood book chapter by chapter with added alcohol and cynicism in fortnightly episodes! The perfect podcast for HP fans who want to revisit the story through an adult lens (AKA, NSFW), and with the added bonus of British accents, Hannah and Charlie lovingly tear apart the books pointing out plot holes, anti-feminist moments, transphobia, fat phobia, and most of all...dick jokes. A unique combination of intelligent literary criticism one minute, and drunken chaos the next, join us on our reminiscent journey.

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Episode 157: Deathly Hallows Film Part 2 20.11.2025 1:51:42

We're finally free from our terrible film episode structure! Please send Howlers (voice notes) to gobletofwinepodcast@gmail.com with the subject HOWLER. GOW Drinks Spreadsheet https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1g_llk8Q7guQOYkkRz8qQT1-xf7GqOSP7u1KRMxl2TPU/edit?usp=sharing Resources for supporting Palestine: Write to your local representative. UK template here: https://una.org.uk/sites/defa...

Ep 156 - Deathly Hallows Epilogue Live: Professional Broomstick Rider 01.10.2025 2:03:56

In which Charlie insults literally everyone. GOW Drinks Spreadsheet https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1g_llk8Q7guQOYkkRz8qQT1-xf7GqOSP7u1KRMxl2TPU/edit?usp=sharing Resources for supporting Palestine: Write to your local representative. UK template here: https://una.org.uk/sites/default/files/2024-02/template_letter_to_mps_-_gaza_feb_2024.docx GoFundMe to Palestinian families on the ground - F...

Ep 155 - Deathly Hallows 36: Inferi Minions 17.09.2025 1:03:00

In which we drink...everything. GOW Drinks Spreadsheet https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1g_llk8Q7guQOYkkRz8qQT1-xf7GqOSP7u1KRMxl2TPU/edit?usp=sharing Resources for supporting Palestine: Write to your local representative. UK template here: https://una.org.uk/sites/default/files/2024-02/template_letter_to_mps_-_gaza_feb_2024.docx GoFundMe to Palestinian families on the ground - Fundraisers fo...

Ep 154 - Deathly Hallows 36: Greg or Goyle 03.09.2025 53:58

In which Neville beheads an Asian woman. GOW Drinks Spreadsheet https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1g_llk8Q7guQOYkkRz8qQT1-xf7GqOSP7u1KRMxl2TPU/edit?usp=sharing Resources for supporting Palestine: Write to your local representative. UK template here: https://una.org.uk/sites/default/files/2024-02/template_letter_to_mps_-_gaza_feb_2024.docx GoFundMe to Palestinian families on the ground - Fundr...

Ep 153 - Deathly Hallows 35.2: Heaven via Norfolk 27.06.2025 1:04:50

Clapham Juction isn't a London terminal, Hannah. Come to our live event: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1381654358379?aff=oddtdtcreator GOW Drinks Spreadsheet https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1g_llk8Q7guQOYkkRz8qQT1-xf7GqOSP7u1KRMxl2TPU/edit?usp=sharing Resources for supporting Palestine: Write to your local representative. UK template here: https://una.org.uk/sites/default/files/2024-02...

Ep 152 - Deathly Hallows 35 Part 1: Victor Krang 11.06.2025 53:38

Communism = cold, didn't you know? Come to our live event: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1381654358379?aff=oddtdtcreator GOW Drinks Spreadsheet https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1g_llk8Q7guQOYkkRz8qQT1-xf7GqOSP7u1KRMxl2TPU/edit?usp=sharing Resources for supporting Palestine: Write to your local representative. UK template here: https://una.org.uk/sites/default/files/2024-02/template_lett...

Ep 151 - Deathly Hallows 34: Bellatrix’s Milky Breasts ft. Nayana 28.05.2025 2:14:30

Come to our live event: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1381654358379?aff=oddtdtcreator GOW Drinks Spreadsheet https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1g_llk8Q7guQOYkkRz8qQT1-xf7GqOSP7u1KRMxl2TPU/edit?usp=sharing Resources for supporting Palestine: Write to your local representative. UK template here: https://una.org.uk/sites/default/files/2024-02/template_letter_to_mps_-_gaza_feb_2024.docx GoFundMe...

Ep 150 - Deathly Hallows 33: Twelve And A Half Shots Later ft. Nikita 14.05.2025 1:57:05

Welcome to the most shots ever taken in an episode. People die, their are bodies everywhere, and we keep messing up Dumbledore and Voldemort all why trying to get through The Prince's Tale. GOW Drinks Spreadsheet https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1g_llk8Q7guQOYkkRz8qQT1-xf7GqOSP7u1KRMxl2TPU/edit?usp=sharing Resources for supporting Palestine: Write to your local representative. UK template he...

Ep 149 - Deathly Hallows 32: Your Consequences Have Actions 01.05.2025 1:15:24

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Ep. 148 - Deathly Hallows 31.5: Lazy & Dumb 16.04.2025 52:40

RIP GOW Drinks Spreadsheet https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1g_llk8Q7guQOYkkRz8qQT1-xf7GqOSP7u1KRMxl2TPU/edit?usp=sharing Resources for supporting Palestine: Write to your local representative. UK template here: https://una.org.uk/sites/default/files/2024-02/template_letter_to_mps_-_gaza_feb_2024.docx GoFundMe to Palestinian families on the ground - Fundraisers for Palestinian families tryin...

Ep 147 - Deathly Hallows 31: For Real This Time 02.04.2025 51:58

BATTLES ARE FOUGHT WITH SWORDS, OKAY?! GOW Drinks Spreadsheet https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1g_llk8Q7guQOYkkRz8qQT1-xf7GqOSP7u1KRMxl2TPU/edit?usp=sharing Resources for supporting Palestine: Write to your local representative. UK template here: https://una.org.uk/sites/default/files/2024-02/template_letter_to_mps_-_gaza_feb_2024.docx GoFundMe to Palestinian families on the ground - Fundrai...

New Podcast Announcement! 18.03.2025 1:04:55

SURPRISE! Search 'Drunk Girls Who Read' on all major podcast platforms or on YouTube to watch our new drunken The Hunger Games 'mini' series. Skip to 58 minutes in to resume where this edit cut off!

Ep 146 - Deathly Hallows 30: HOLE IN THE WALL! 07.03.2025 47:45

ick GOW Drinks Spreadsheet https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1g_llk8Q7guQOYkkRz8qQT1-xf7GqOSP7u1KRMxl2TPU/edit?usp=sharing Resources for supporting Palestine: Write to your local representative. UK template here: https://una.org.uk/sites/default/files/2024-02/template_letter_to_mps_-_gaza_feb_2024.docx GoFundMe to Palestinian families on the ground - Fundraisers for Palestinian families tryin...

Ep 145 - Deathly Hallows 29: Clamato Strikes Again 19.02.2025 1:23:41

Fuck you, Julie. GOW Drinks Spreadsheet https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1g_llk8Q7guQOYkkRz8qQT1-xf7GqOSP7u1KRMxl2TPU/edit?usp=sharing Resources for supporting Palestine: Write to your local representative. UK template here: https://una.org.uk/sites/default/files/2024-02/template_letter_to_mps_-_gaza_feb_2024.docx GoFundMe to Palestinian families on the ground - Fundraisers for Palestinian f...

Ep 144- Deathly Hallows 28: This Do Be An Episode 15.01.2025 1:38:37

If you think this episode is weeks late, no it isn't. GOW Drinks Spreadsheet https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1g_llk8Q7guQOYkkRz8qQT1-xf7GqOSP7u1KRMxl2TPU/edit?usp=sharing Resources for supporting Palestine: Write to your local representative. UK template here: https://una.org.uk/sites/default/files/2024-02/template_letter_to_mps_-_gaza_feb_2024.docx GoFundMe to Palestinian families on the g...

Bonus Ep - Goblet Of Mulled Wine: Driving Home To Norfolk 24.12.2024 1:08:37

Ho Ho Holy Moly it's nearly Christmas and it's time for the final (Harry Potter based) Goblet Of Wine Christmas special. This time we're coming at you from our real drive home for Christmas ... to Norfolk. Yes we are showing you how ridiculous it is for the Hogwarts Express to go from London to Scotland via Norfolk by driving you there. Expect terrible signing, not much Harry Potter chat and a LOT...

Ep 143 - Deathly Hallows 27: Conner4Real 04.12.2024 1:18:53

We really should talk about Harry Potter sometimes. GOW Drinks Spreadsheet https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1g_llk8Q7guQOYkkRz8qQT1-xf7GqOSP7u1KRMxl2TPU/edit?usp=sharing Resources for supporting Palestine: Write to your local representative. UK template here: https://una.org.uk/sites/default/files/2024-02/template_letter_to_mps_-_gaza_feb_2024.docx GoFundMe to Palestinian families on the gro...

Ep 142 - Deathly Hallows 26: Mmm Whatcha Say 21.11.2024 1:14:21

Oioi! Lets break into Gringotts, bitchez. Don't worry, it's totally easy. There's literally no security. Resources for supporting Palestine: Write to your local representative. UK template here: https://una.org.uk/sites/default/files/2024-02/template_letter_to_mps_-_gaza_feb_2024.docx GoFundMe to Palestinian families on the ground - Fundraisers for Palestinian families trying to flee: https://www....

Ep 141 - Deathly Hallows 25: Goodbye Eggman ft. Neil 31.10.2024 1:37:18

Neil didn't curse this episode! Yay! Resources for supporting Palestine: Write to your local representative. UK template here: https://una.org.uk/sites/default/files/2024-02/template_letter_to_mps_-_gaza_feb_2024.docx GoFundMe to Palestinian families on the ground - Fundraisers for Palestinian families trying to flee: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-to-continue-our-live-in-gaza?utm_campaign=p_c...

Ep 140 - Deathly Hallows 24: Burying Donnie In A Shoebox ft. Neil 16.10.2024 1:56:31

SORRY THIS EPISODE IS LATE, IT'S BEEN SO CURSED, SO MANY ISSUES, ALL OF THEM NEILS FAULT! The bastard. Clearly the universe is saying 'no more Neil!'. I support it. Resources for supporting Palestine: Write to your local representative. UK template here: https://una.org.uk/sites/default/files/2024-02/template_letter_to_mps_-_gaza_feb_2024.docx GoFundMe to Palestinian families on the ground - Fundr...

Ep 139 - Deathly Hallows Film Part 1: I Love Bullying Twelve Year-Olds 18.09.2024 2:00:53

Hello, we're back, and it's finally time for the first installment of the Deathly Hallows films. Now you may be asking yourself 'have they changed the horrible, unfollowable structure they do for film episodes that they whole audience hate and Hannah and Charlie hate too' and they answer is no. Of course we haven't. So join us for discussions on a stupid maroon scarf, a Nick Ca...

Ep 138 - Deathly Hallows 23: Two Dobbies Died ft. Nikita 28.08.2024 1:21:34

She's back! We can't get rid of her. Nikita has been patiently waiting under a blanket in my spare room for two weeks, waiting to return to the podcast and be forced to do more shots. She hates us! Please make her leave my flat. Resources for supporting Palestine: Write to your local representative. UK template here: https://una.org.uk/sites/default/files/2024-02/template_letter_to_mps_-_g...

Ep 137 - Deathly Hallows 22: Stop The Goats ft. Nikita 14.08.2024 1:40:53

But more importantly, stop Israel. Resources for supporting Palestine: Write to your local representative. UK template here: https://una.org.uk/sites/default/files/2024-02/template_letter_to_mps_-_gaza_feb_2024.docx GoFundMe to Palestinian families on the ground - Fundraisers for Palestinian families trying to flee: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-to-continue-our-live-in-gaza?utm_campaign=p_cp+...

Ep. 136 - Deathly Hallows 20 & 21: The Invisibility Cloak's Glory Hole 26.07.2024 1:27:50

Ok but...he is Nigel Thornberry right? HP TV Show Petition: ⁠⁠⁠https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠www.gobletofwine.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/gobletofwine ⁠⁠...

Ep. 135 - Deathly Hallows 18 & 19: Let Them Eat Cake 03.07.2024 1:11:06

VOTE! And then join us talking about the greater good, Harry being horrible to Herrmione, and the incredible lack of gay in these chapters. HP TV Show Petition: ⁠⁠⁠https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit?usp=sharing⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Merch - https://www.redbubbl...