Goblet Of Wine: A Drunken British Harry Potter Podcast

IT'S THE FINAL CHAPTERRRR! That's right we've *finally* finished Order of the Pheonix, and it only took us...two years? Strap in for us drinking Guinness, announcing the winner of the house cup, talking about Harry finding the mirror, Luna being bullied, Ginny being a slut, and answering the funniest end of episode question we've ever had. Wanna send us a howler? And be featured in an episode of G...

Strap yourselves in for a lomg but gud episode! We're chatting about the cluster fuck that is chapter 37 whilst drinking Cranberry Vodka. So settle in as we discuss Phineas being a gossiping homosexual, Harry never asking about his parents, Dumbledore's porn addiction, and how shit the epilogue is. Hannah goes full Hannah and has made an entirely timeline of the last few chapters events (link belo...

We're backkkkk! And we missed youuuuu. After taking a (short) break to get on top of things (aka emotionally recover from Sirius' death), we're back and we're drinking THE WORST THING WE'VE EVER DRUNK ON THE PODCAST! Once we finished gagging, we chatted about Andrew Scott, Name Of The Wind, Harry being gay for Sirius (RIP), Mad Eye and Tonks, and Black wizarding history. Merch www.gobletofwine.co....

Hope you all had a Merry Christmas! Now be miserable with this episode talking about Sirius dying, unforgivable curses, Hermione potentially being dead, neville being and idiot, and Pluto no longer being a planet. Cry, bitch. Watch the pub crawl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lkwRkBCMKM&t=14s Donate to the charity pub crawl: https://www.gofundme.com/f/goblet-of-wine-monopoly-charity-pub-cra...

Merry Christmas Eve! We're back with another festive special and this time we've chosen CHAOS (when do we not!) We're reimagining the British Christmas classic Love Actually into the Hogwarts universe. Think Colin Creevey killing muggle-borns, Percy Weasley being a horny secretary and George fucking 5 french girls. Grab a glass of mulled wine or a festive Eggnog and join us for a drunken Christmas...

Hello and welcome back to another episode. Today we're drinking The Eliminator AND Corn Wine with Neil and talking about Loveshack, All The Young Dudes, and Harry's Trauma. Watch the pub crawl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lkwRkBCMKM&t=14s Donate to the charity pub crawl: https://www.gofundme.com/f/goblet-of-wine-monopoly-charity-pub-crawl?utm_campaign=p_lico+share-sheet+spider1v&utm_m...

New Monday, new episode. And today we have some very special guests! We're sitting down with Faye and Rachel from Her Dark Materials podcast (a podcast about His Dark Materials), aka two people that Charlie *actually* knows irl (shock horror) who also happen to have a fab podcast. We're drinking Tokay and discussing feminist wrestling, pagan festivals, goth horses, death, and Ron's flying penis. H...

Ooft...strap in for a *heavy* episode. This episode comes with a massive trigger warning for rape/sexual assault between 16:00 and 46:00. When we're not talking about really heavy, not fun topics, we're discussing Harry's loss of innocence and my dads obsession with his talking Dobby toy, whilst drinking 'Babbling Beverages' aka Tequila, Chambord, Elderflower, and Pineapple & Coconut Juice. Wa...

Wow hi, it's another episode, one where Charlie is both hungover during recording AND writing this right now. We're reading out our hate mail (hey besties), asking to be posted the ghost of a goat, and talking about all the milking that may or may not be happening, Harry's saving people thing, how fast thestrals fly and all the fucking plot holes. Merch www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.c...

A long, *long* time ago, we promised that if we ever hit 200 Patreons we would go to Albania and record an episode in a forest. WELL, we hit 200 Patreons, we went to Albania, and today's episode is coming at you from a mother fucking forest. We're drinking Greek Amstel and Albanian Brandy, and deep diving into both the modern history of Albania and how it related to Harry Potter, as well as chapte...

Somehow another year had passed up by and this podcast is now THREE YEARS OLD! If the podcast was a human it would now be walking and talking and ... doing whatever else 3-year-olds do. In today's Bonus Episode we react to our first ever episode for the first time since we posted it. We criticise our annoying voices, laugh heartily at frozen baby Harry being punted across the front garden and get...

Ello ello. We're back after a (very brief) break, and back with a vengeance. In today's episode, we're drinking "Irish Trash Cans", and chatting about punting students, blind casting, gay centaurs, and what subjects we would take. Donate to the charity pub crawl: https://www.gofundme.com/f/goblet-of-wine-monopoly-charity-pub-crawl?utm_campaign=p_lico+share-sheet+spider1v&utm_medium=copy_link&a...

Ola! It do be time for another episode. This ep, we're sipping on some buttery nipples (ooer) and chatting about Harry X Ginny (Hinny? Garry?), absolutely dunking on the trio, how we hate this country, and hate politics, and the police, and how we LOVE Wolfstar. Charlie talks out her arse a lot too, but what's new about that. Anyway I'm hungover so the description ends here. Enjoy bitches. Donate...

Welcome back to ANOTHER episode starring Unbitten's Cam and Em! Once again we're having a very long, very drunken ramble. This time about how much Marietta was a dick (or not), Harry being a dick, Hogwarts (and IRL) exams, and pensieve memories. Enjoy! Unbitten Podcast: twitter.com/unbittenpod Merch www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine    Twitter.com/gobletofwinepo...

It's time for another episode of Goblet of Wine and ANOTHER guest episode! Because we do love not having on any guests for 6 months and then piling them all together. In today's ep we have Cam and Em from Unbitten Podcast here to talk about (half) of chapter 28 - that's right, ONLY HALF! These idiots wouldn't shut up so we're doing TWO episodes about ONE chapter. We're chatting about portraits liv...

The moment you've all been asking for...it's GOW X Potterless! Yup, that's right, we're finally having Mike on the pod. With him we're chatting about chapter 27 of Order of the Phoenix whilst drinking margaritas and talking about horse dick, hermione not being like other girls, what a hypocrite Dumbledore is, and Kingsley Shacklebolt's...questionable name. Maria's shop: https://mulberrymoons.com/...

Correction: it did not come home. Alas, welcome to episode 72, where we're chatting about chapter 26 of OOTP, bitching about the stupid gender roles that we and Ginny have to deal with, the teachers having shit lives, and McGonagall being bisexual. Merch www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine    Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodca...

Hello! Welcome to episode 71 where we're talking about chapter 25 of Order of the Pheonix. We're discussing our thoughts on Cho, Katherine Ryan, and Rita Skeeta's origin story. Oh, and Charlie realises she might be a lesbian. Merch www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine    Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gob...

TW: Discussions of suicide - 36.50 - 37.45 Ello ello ello. Welcome back to episode 70, in today's episode we're discussing chapter 24 of Order of the Phoenix, and talking about Snape's wanking photo, yet more lack of logic with the Hogwart's Express, our feelings on Cho, and how Snape is a TERRIBLE teacher. Oh, and we also do a Q&A with Neil. Merch www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.co...

Trigger warning: memory loss/alzheimers/dementia discussion 53 minutes to 1:02:00. EPISODE 69! Nice. Join us in our new episode where we're drinking one of the nicest drinks we've drunk on the podcast so far, talking about Hermione's relationship with her parents (again), Ron buying Hermione perfume (?!?) and answering whether we think Neville is the chosen one. Merch www.gobletofwine.co.uk &...

Hello! We're halfway through Order of the Pheonix which can mean only one thing - THE HOUSE CUP ANNOUNCEMENT! We're saying a massive congrats to Ravenclaw for winning it, as well as a huge congrats to our new prefects Rachel, Sophie, Mary and our headhuman Alex. We also barely talk about HP whilst drinking 'Bloo Goo', a terrible drink invention from our Patreon Em. Merch www.gobletofwine.co.uk&nbs...

Ello ello ello! It's another episodeeeeeee. In todays ep we're chatting about chapters 20 & 21 of OOTP. Charlie resets the vibe in a...creative way, and we comment on how wizards make themselves the centre of attention with everything, giants, and how Cho so relatably goes from crying to horny in 0.2 seconds. Merch www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine    Twitte...

WE'RE BACK TOGETHER! Covid 19 rules now allow for 'non-essential' businesses to open, which apparently, our podcast is 'non-essential'? Who knew. So with some sexy social distancing rules in place we're FINALLY recording together again! We're chatting about chapters 18 & 19 of OOTP whilst drinking a literal TUB of alcohol. We discuss Harry and Ron's learned helplessness, Cho kinda being a nonc...

In today's episode, we're talking about chapter 17 of Order of the Pheonix, how Hogwarts needs a sex room, how problematic the staircase slide is, and what a ridiculous amount of male violence there is in Harry Potter. Merch www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine    Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwi...

Trigger warning - Discussion of Sarah Everard case (sexual assault, murder) until 14 minutes in. Welcome back to another episode! We're chatting about Chapter 16 of Order of the Phoenix, debating how vanishing spells work, whether you can smell the difference between a sheep and a goat, and how fucked up it is to use acne as a punishment. Merch www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/goblet...