Gal Talk

i'm serious about this folks, you gotta start switching out your favorite bands with nickleback. they aren't a good band, no, no no no, don't deceive yourself into thinking such things. however, whatever music you listen to right now is probably the same hot trash all of us get fed, pumped through breathing tubes as we struggle to recognize true artistic expression. so while that is true, and it's...

we're out here, on the plains of africa, discussing literature. have you heard of the man who hung himself? he was very sad, not like you guys are sad, but in a different way, because it was about consumerism. "we're watching too much tv!" he said. it was a different time. it was the eighties. he didn't know about internet pornography yet. 

oh, how to describe an episode. to use words like a man using a hammer to... to hammer nails into various woods. i'm building a boat, and i'm going to sail out to sea, where no one can call me gay or tickle my privates.

this episode is too hot for podcasting, it might just combust (cum-bust? anything there?) so only give it a listen if you're cool and don't give a H-E-double hockey sticks. 

it's the christmas episode! so draw a blanket near, roast a chestnut... chestnut? that sounds awesome. what did you want for christmas? i asked for peace on earth, so no playstation for me.

i guess it's a film show now. write in for more topics if you hate lengthy discussions about the joker movie, because that's all we got. i've seen one film and it was "barney: the last stand" so prepare to hear a lot about that.

you don't have to say it. his audio is quieter than mine, and it's because he insisted on using a "special boy" microphone instead of the one i purchased at best buy. so it's his fault, not mine. if you can, enjoy the show. if not, then i guess go find a murder podcast to listen to this week. something about how a lady gets stabbed or something. 

that's right folks, i finally busted positive for covid. it's a sick one, but we manage to talk about ambition, some f*cking documentary we saw, and the age old question "are the kids alright?"

now you just calm yourself right on down. this is a podcast, not a brothel. listen with appropriate ears, and we will tell you tales of car crashes, childhood dating, and skymall gadgets.

feeling real nasty, got that wet nose, achy breaky bones typa sickness; but we powered through, because we care, and you should listen to this one bro - we get into some real sh*t - like eating habits, periods, and getting/being bullied.

we have an important meeting with the japanese, but before we go, you should know we spent a few minutes talking about taylor swift, fast food (again), and i'm starting to learn mandarin 

we partake of the bread and wine, sermoning to one another about recent vacation trips, regrettable youth, and being under the influence. this one is a real good listen, you'll love it, because it's good, and you have lots of love in your heart.

we speak truth to power (if by "power" you mean zoom meetings, ice cream trucks, and bedtime stories); you know, hardcore leftist stuff, really going to bring down the patriarchy with this one, bro.

we tackle eyeglass schmear, being a terrible driver, and why every job should be folding a box

laid back, chilled out, cucumber shit. Discussion of life, liberty, pursuit of fappiness.

laid back - never front - always more, forever more