Fun Sexy Bible Time

Casey is out of town on a top-secret undercover theology mission or something. So Matthew calls FSBT veteran Nate Claiborne to run through what's been going on in Christian Twitter

Matthew's inappropriate sermon titles (1:00) FSBT Cancels stuff (7:30) Abishag and David (28:00) FSBT Would You Rather (43:00)

(2:30) Casey's inappropriate sermon titles (11:00) Jarrid Wilson (25:30) Covenant Spice product reviews (35:45) Tweet replies (41:00) Trump card arguments

Matthew begins the episode by giving Casey a morning devotion (1:30), followed by listeners' birthday wishes for Casey (4:30). Then, the episode devolves into QUESTION EXTRAVAGANZA (12:00), including random rants about Ruth (24:30)and Joab (33:00), and at various points Matthew and Casey bungle basic details of Bible stories. Finally, Casey does a classic rant on Kim Kardashian's shape wear (53:00...

-Why was Casey blocked by a stranger? We investigate (1:00) -Is Casey being erased from the FSBT discourse? She weighs in (4:30) -Inappropriate-sounding hymns! (7:00) -Tweet replies (13:30) -Matthew and Casey get serious for 9 minutes about masturbation and legalism (24:30) -Are you married to a succubus sex demon? (35:30)

Matthew gives Casey a morning devotional in the form of a bizarre John Piper tweet (1:00), then special guest Bekah takes us into the world of Presbyterian stick dancers (7:00). Then Casey talks about being a youth group mom for the first time (19:30). Listener Laura has a question about naming children biblically (26:30). Matthew and Casey have a legendary fight over Jenny Gump (37:00) before end...

FSBT Canada Bureau Chief Laura checks in with a quick rant on special church music (5:00), then Matthew and Casey talk about discovering video of Joel Osteen's son preaching (14:00). Matthew brings a batch of Christian Tweets (24:30), then Casey brings a set of FSBT Would You Rathers (44:00)

Casey and Matthew talk through a recent tweet about grudges and apologizing (4:00). Then Casey leads into a discussion about Josh Harris (9:30). Then it's a belated Part 2 of Matthew & Casey's Guide to Getting Your Youth Group Crush to Fall in Love with You (23:30). Finally, Matthew performs a Voskamp and Casey brings some Transformed Wife tweet mad libs (40:00).

Matthew, Casey and Danny play a sex-ed board game sent in by a listener (3:00). Then Matthew goes into hot take mode on the Tom Hanks Mr. Rogers movie (28:00). Finally, things go completely off the rails when we discuss Mr. Rogers and intimacy, which is completely inappropriate, do not listen to this segment (37:45)

Matthew subjects Casey to a rant about Remember the Titans (8:00) which leads to an extended discussion on cinema, football, and bosoms. Then it's part one of Matthew & Casey's Comprehensive Guide to Getting Your Youth Group Crush to Fall in Love with You™ (24:30). Finally, a very frisky segment of Christian Tweets (42:30)

It's Ladies Night in the FSBT studios! Kendra is on the show and Casey picks her brain for Matthew's weirdest takes (4:30). Then Kendra talks about phallic staplers (17:00), then the ladies play FSBT Would You Rather (28:00). Finally, Casey temporarily lifts the troll embargo and brings up the latest Transformed Wife controversy (37:00)

Casey tries to make Matthew uncomfortable with an extended CCM playlist of inappropriate-sounding songs (1:30). Then Matthew talks about FSBT topics that will never make it onto the show (9:00). Casey leads a discussion on dad bods (16:00) before a round of listener comments (25:00). Then Matthew pays Casey five dollars to perform an Ann Voskamp facebook post (44:30). Also: staplers (50:00)

We made it to 100 episodes and at least 27 of them are sorta good! To celebrate, Casey begins with a story about donkeys (1:00), then Matthew and Casey take a few moments to be grateful for making it to 100 episodes (6:30). Next up, Casey has Matthew tell the story of almost being homeschool-graduated early (19:15). Then it's Bieber-Cruise hypothetical matchups (30:15) and Five Iron Frenzy pants s...

Matthew and Casey confess to some Twitter chicanery (6:30), then read weird Tweets (10:00). Then there is a look back at the Platt/Trump controversy (20:30) before a round of FSBT Would You Rather? (26:30). Also, 16-year old Matthew thinking that marriage meant naked football.

Matthew and Danny take a weird path through Jon Foreman's hair evolution (2:30), a quick Game of Thrones postmortem (8:30), listener submissions for inappropriate ministry acronyms (15:00), then reading reviews for sex toys on a website for Christian couples (29:00), and finally some Star Wars talk (41:30)

Matthew delivers a horrible anti-church membership hot take (1:00), then we go all in on inappropriate ministry acronyms, do not listen to this segment (8:30), then we do a couple rounds of Twitter Bio Mad Libs (16:30). Finally, Casey talks about the issue of men laughing at women's jokes(41:00) which leads into a semi-serious discussion about pain and humor.

Jennifer Clark(!) joins the show to talk about seeing Chonda Pierce's new movie "Unashamed" (6:00). Then Matthew pulls Jennifer down the rabbit hole of Christian Tweets (20:00) and things quickly get random and inappropriate, with tangents about broccoli, Mike Huckabee, cuddling, and worst names for womens' Bible studies

Matthew and Casey ponder what could be on the Falwell photos (4:00), then Casey instantly ranks CCM compilation CDs (9:15), then Matthew discusses which Game of Thrones character would make the worst youth pastor (12:00). Then we talk about the recent spate of scold tweeting on Christian Twitter (14:00) before falling into FSBT Mad Libs (28:00) and all sorts of inappropriate jokes

Casey grills Matthew on his Garden of Eden takes (1:00), then talk turns to Christian Twitter drama (4:00). Matthew talks about picking up old ladies (9:00), then Casey brings up excessive PDA in church (16:30). Then Casey and Matthew play alternating FSBT Would You Rather? (24:30) before Matthew pitches the faith-based sex comedy Dude, I Banged My Wife (38:00). Matthew closes the episode with a t...

Pastor Rich returns and is immediately subjected to Pastor Jimmy Stewart (2:30), then Matthew gives Rich an impossible theology question about Eden (5:30). Then the guys work on a faith-based movie about homeschoolers going back to high school (28:30)

Matthew and Casey handle some FSBT housekeeping (1:00) before Casey talks about the preachers' sneakers Instagram account (13:30). Then we check in on Christian Twitter (35:00) before going through listener questions (44:30)

Matthew is back to do Christian tweets with Richard and Jennifer (9:00), then everyone shares stories of podcast failures, interspersed with Matthew and Richard doing impressions and Jennifer earning her FSBT stripes with inappropriate jokes

Casey and Danny advise young people how to schedule your wedding for the best anniversary sex (2:00), then they play the game Did Mark Driscoll Preach That? (6:30) Then Casey runs down Danny's recent inappropriate dad jokes (15:45) before things get surprisingly serious talking about the power of words (20:30). Finally, Casey details her run-in with a real-life homeschool sex machine (37:45)

It's Matthew's birthday and Casey is back to talk about poor people luxuries (3:00), then Casey brings an extended round of FSBT Would You Rather (16:00). Then Casey talks about a book she found on the evils of CCM (29:00). Finally Casey gives Matthew a birthday present: a surprise game of FSBT Mad Libs (46:00). Also, a grandfather clock keeps going off in the background every 15 minutes

Matthew and Kendra take a look back at the 1990 episode "The Big Lie" from Focus on the Family. Was Derrick actually cool? Was Nick hallucinating? Was George Ravenhill a metaphor for Christ? BUXOM FIGURINES. We cover it all.