Fun Sexy Bible Time

Casey drops her pro-front hug take (3:00), then Matthew takes a (big surprise) contrarian position to the blowback against purity culture (13:00). Then it's time for Christian Tweets (22:00) and FSBT Would You Rather? (41:30). Then Casey talks about The Marriage Bed (43:30). Then we include the post-episode banter because it's good (52:00)

Matthew and Danny talk about homeschooling (10:00), then introduce some new FSBT slogans (15:00), then work out the plot for the faith-based hip hop film WORD OF LIFE (27:00), and finally Matthew goes out on a ledge with a The Office hot take (43:00)

Matthew and Jessica play KANYE OR PIPER TWEET? (8:30) then Casey calls in to discuss Jim Bakker (17:30), then everyone plays FSBT Mad Libs (36:00) also there are a lot of inappropriate jokes, no one should listen to this

Matthew and Casey start off with a dive back into Matthew's teen years with "twisty little things" (1:00). Then we read listener submissions for CCM Freak Songs (10:30), then Christian Tweets (21:30), then Can We Make Boner Slang Happen? (43:00), and finally a faith-based movie pitch for "Father Sean" (53:00)

Matthew and Pastor Rich lay out a CCM challenge for the listeners (7:00), which leads to a discussion of Entertaining Angels vs Jesus Freak, 90s pop/rock lyrics, and Rich's crush on Roma Downey (19:00). Finally, the guys pitch a faith-based blockbuster "Two Week Trent" (28:30)

Matthew and Casey draft the finalists for the 2018 Christian Tweet of the Year, plus Casey tortures Matthew with another round of FSBT Would You Rather...

Richard and Perk City invade the FSBT compound, bringing lots of strange Enneagram words that Matthew does not understand. The guys handle listener submissions, Christian Tweets, and Matthew pitches a faith-based movie. At one point, Richard hides in a closet.

Pastor Rich is on the show, kind of, and Matthew spends the episode trying to piece together the parts of their lost episode. Plus: listener submissions and bad impressions.

Casey and Matthew get to work on Josh Harris' latest apology (1:00), Casey's week-late rant about sexy dads carrying babies (5:30), THE MARRIAGE BED (12:30), Christian Tweets (33:00), and a story called "I Married My Best Friend's Dad" (41:45)

Matthew and Rich descend down a rabbit hole of Christian Twitter and come away with bruised bodies, hard decisions, and big messes.

Bethany from the No Chill Enneagram Podcast (Perk City to FSBT listeners) returns to the show to talk superheroes (2:30). Then Matthew recounts interrupting a bikini photo shoot with his family while on vacation (17:30). Then Matthew and Bethany work out the plot for a faith-based movie called BROTHER'S KEEPER (21:30)

Pastor Rich and Matthew go deep on Old Testament concubines (1:00), then Matthew pitches his faith-based movie TRUE LOVE WEIGHTS (15:30), and the guys get lost down a rabbit hole of impossible theology (38:00)

Matthew and Casey talk about Geoffrey Owens (5;00), then Casey goes on a rant about churches and breastfeeding (10:00), then we do FSBT Would You Rather (18:30) and Christian Tweets (28:00)

In 1998, Matthew wrote a horrible poem to his (then unknown) future wife and had it published in a Christian school yearbook. 20 years later, in Nebraska, Mike Wittmann found one of the yearbooks and sent the poem to Matthew. Now Matthew reads the poem to Kendra for the first time.

Matthew and Casey return for Christian Tweets (1:00), then Casey gets caught in a rainstorm, then magically arrives at her house in like three seconds (27:45), then Casey drags us all down a rabbit hole of Christian sex tips from The Marriage Bed (28:00)

Casey returns in a mini episode to try to reclaim her crown in FSBT Would You Rather. Also, pizza!

The Matthews discuss Christian trolls, Jars of Clay, and then settle in for an epic round of FSBT Would You Rather before ending on an inappropriate note

Matthew and Nate talk about Matthew's bad tweet (1:00), then spend the entire episode trying to name Paul Tripp's new sex book. Also, Nate tells a story about having lunch with Tullian Tchividjian (4:30). Then there is a round of FSBT Would You Rather (16:30). Finally, the guys talk about the Jonathan Merritt/Babylon Bee slap fight (35:00)

Casey and Matthew do Christian Tweets (1:00), then Casey springs a game of FSBT Would You Rather on Matthew (34:30), and Matthew debuts his Pastor Jordan Peterson impression (43:30)

Danny Haas is on the show to deal with the tough issues: did Mandy Moore ruin Switchfoot? (2:00) The Mt. Rushmore of CCM fat guys (7:30), Pop-Tarts (17:30), and random Star Wars takes (19:30)

Matthew and Rich talk about adult bookstores(2:00) and Matthew's juvenile engagement plan (9:30). Then the guys delve into an impossible theology scenario (18:30), solve absolutely nothing, and fall down a Calvin Coolidge rabbit hole (40:00)

Richard Clark tells the story of mistaking his FSBT check for a terrorist letter (3:00), then Richard gives Matthew a list of potential FSBT guests (8:30), the guys have a heated discussion over The Friend Zone (10:00), then things settle down for Christian Tweets (14:00) and a discussion on bad conference lineups (40:00)

Joel & Jessica Fitzpatrick from Front Porch with the Fitzes come on the show to break down the controversy over the Stronger Men's Conference (1:00). Elyse Fitzpatrick makes a 2-second appearance (24:10), and the Fitzpatricks discuss their upcoming book "Mom, Dad...What's Sex?" (24:30)

Casey is back on the show to explain her food takes to an apathetic Matthew (4:30) before unpacking the latest batch of tweets from Christian Twitter (9:00). Then there is a brief tangent about Matthew's inappropriate Veggie Tales tweet (19:30). Then Casey goes on an extended run of CCM takes (30:30), culminating in a passionate defense of Sara Groves, despite Matthew calling her a hipster. NOTE:...

Kathryn Watson(Relevant, Brit + Co.,) returns to the show and joins Matthew in getting woke about Black Panther without having seen it (1:30). Then the discussion turns to fear (9:00), Thomas Kinkade peeing on things (23:00), snakes (27:30), and that one time Kathyrn and Ashley Abramson rejected one of Matthew's think pieces for Upwrite Magazine (46:00)