Fun Sexy Bible Time

Fun Sexy Bible Time

Religion EN ↓ 313 episodes

Matthew Pierce and Casey Haas lead an irreverent joyride through Christian culture and make a lot of adolescent jokes

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Fun Sexy Bible Time

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Religion

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matthewepierce.com

Latest episode

Jun 29, 2026

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Episodes

Don't Get Naked in a Field to Do Your Waddling (ep 310) 29.06.2026

(1:30) fsbt collector's corner (7:00) chicken-based shoot the shoot (22:00) 10 things we know

Push or Pull, hot athletes, and church (ep 309) 15.06.2026

(3:00) Push or Pull your shopping cart? (6:00) Elon (13:30) which athletes are hottest? (28:30) Matthew's gambling article (35:30) Casey's church thoughts

Appropriately heighted in supercharged p*rn water: Camp Eros faith-based movie pitch (ep 308) 28.05.2026

(1:00) has Casey been compromised by Big Education? (9:00) Matthew tries to spin Casey out with too many in-jokes (16:30) Faith-based movie pitch: Camp Eros

Malcolm X's Party City Microbiome, CCM Vid Breakdown: "Addicted to Jesus" by Carman/DC Talk (ep 307) 07.05.2026

(1:30) Hot Dorm Room Action (5:15) Casey checks in on Bryan Johnson (14:30) CCM Video Breakdown: "Addicted to Jesus" (54:00) we had an intern, once "Addicted to Jesus" video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzxHiIJNv9Y

Dimwitted youth group chaperones, Voskamp, CCM Video Breakdown: "There is Only You" [ep 306] 26.04.2026

(1:00) words aren't real (7:30) so about that basketball coach in the news (11:30) checking in on ann voskamp (17:30) ccm video breakdown: "There is Only You" by Smalltown Poets There is Only You music video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spf7LJnJbrE

CCM Video Breakdown: "Innocent" by Stellar Kart, Barlowbutt, Shyla's ample bosoms (ep 305) 08.04.2026

(0:30) Luthen Rael's place in Star Wars (16:30) CCM Video Breakdown: "Innocent" "Innocent" by Stellar Kart video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxMrGDd1cos

Beef organ smoothies with our black market ED pills (Matthew's Birthday, ep 304) 25.03.2026

(2:30) Is Casey old? (8:30) Casey reports on social media (18:30) Real Marriage (29:30) The Marriage Bed forums check out Casey's new post on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fsbt

Neapolitan Syndrome (ep 303) 04.03.2026

One of the best episodes in our entire 56-year run (1:00) the Christian podcast pantheon (4:00) a facebook post about women masturbating during childbirth (18:00) Casey on "His Needs, Her Needs" (41:00) deranged comments on Matthew's substack

The ghost of Robert Duvall told the algorithm that I am a sauce boy (ep 302) 20.02.2026

(1:00) horny for food (8:30) old people and flip flops (15:00) robert duvall (25:00) judd apatow (37:30) would you rather

Casey at the movies, nipple CSI, Would You Rather (ep 301) 08.02.2026

(3:30) Casey on youth group grandiosity (10:30) social media thoughts (20:20) Casey reviews "If I Had Legs I'd Kick You" (32:15) FSBT Would You Rather

Biblical boobs or temptation grenades with Sophie Killingley (ep 300) 25.01.2026

Author and artist Sophie Killingley (author of the 6-part zine series "Biblical Boobs and Where to Find Them") joins us to laugh through religious OCD, purity culture silliness, weird youth group metaphors, and drowning in a sea of boobs. We promise, it's a lot of fun. Sophie's page: https://www.sophiekillingley.com/ Her zine series: https://www.sophiekillingley.com/product-page/biblical-boob-zine...

Phillip Yancey, Billy Bob nude scenes, imprecatory Psalms, and DreamHaas [ep 299] 08.01.2026

(0:30) reacting to the Phillip Yancey news (11:00) New Years resolutions (18:00) Billy Bob Thornton nude scenes, or something (30:00) Casey's imprecatory Psalms (40:30) DreamHaas

DreamHaas, Casey's stapler may have a history [ep 298] 22.12.2025

(2:00) Natty or not? (11:00) Danny's Christmas wish (14:00) Irons (21:30) FSBT Sexual Stapler Content (30:30) Generational despair (41:00) DreamHaas

Grown Up Christmas Lists, Matthew's Worst Take (Ep 297) 08.12.2025

(1:30) future podcast ideas (8:15) new segment: Matthew's Worst Take Imaginable (17:00) modesty (20:00) Grown Up Christmas Lists (36:00) A serious thought about ideas and tribalism (52:00) Christmas cookies

We saw Laura's bosoms on a cursed hill [ep 296] 23.11.2025

(1:00) We have an actual serious conversation about parenting (25:00) FSBT Update (38:00) Cursed hills vs. Lonely hills (48:00) Antiques Roadshow

Whispers of the Heart, expensive ice, man nipples (ep 295) 08.11.2025

(0:30) why is the price of ice going up? (8:00) parenting and candy (14:30) checking in on Desiring God (33:00) erotic hallmark movie pitch: Whispers of the Heart

Ginger has some whoppers in her big truck: RATS! [ep 294] 27.10.2025

(1:00) Casey on men in big trucks (9:15) Matthew's rebrand article (22:30) a curious Hallmark movie Facebook post (31:00) fake Hallmark erotic movie: Christmas Nudes (50:30) Kristen Bell and premarital sex

Gym cleavage, phobias, Billy Bob Thornton, Wright Family, and Chrisagii lore [ep 293] 01.10.2025

(6:45) Casey on gym cleavage (18:00) Sling blade, Billy Bob Thornton is a shapeshifter, phobias (40:00) Wright family film update (44:30) Chrisagii lore

Touch me: CCM Demos, part 6 [ep 292] 18.09.2025

(4:30) track 4 (16:00) track 3 (22:00) track 2 (29:00) Casey performs Matthew's high school poetry (36:00) track 1

Put your AI hookers on a rice and beans diet [ep 291] 12.09.2025

(6:00) We talk about grocery prices (13:00) can you cover an R-cup boob with a pizza box? (19:30) HOT TAKE: Jimmy Carter wouldn't have been on Epstein's Island (23:00) Casey flames a random movie from 2007

Don't kill us, we're already dead to sin: CCM Demos, part 5 (ep 290) 27.08.2025

Winding down our journey through the epic mixtape of rejected CCM demos from yesteryear: (2:00) Track 7 (11:30) Track 6 (24:00) Track 5

Sir Scrotum Willingham III: Casey's random dumb questions [ep 289] 20.08.2025

(5:00) Casey should write more (9:30) what is the national debt, anyway? (14:30) what is wrong with free solo climbers? (20:30) words: scrotum and vulva (29:00) Matthew should meet this tall guy or whatever

That slut Shari has yellow fever again: CCM Demos, part 4 [ep 288] 06.08.2025

(5:00) Track 11 (14:00) Track 10 (19:00) A cancel reversal on yellow fever (25:15) Track 9 (35:30) Track 8

Pre-laid clarity, Colbert replacements, Matthew's MacArthur eulogy (ep 287) 27.07.2025

(1:00) Casey's mom and other random life updates (19:00) Matthew's John MacArthur article (31:00) worst Colbert replacements

Cringe proto-mullets: CCM Demos, part 3 (ep 286) 16.07.2025

(3:00) Casey talks about a think piece that has her riled up (21:45) CCM Demo 1 (33:00) CCM Demo 2 (39:00) CCM Demo 3 (48:45) CCM Demo 4

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