Fun Sexy Bible Time

Perk City confronts Matthew on his dual hatred of the Enneagram (3:00) and The Bachelor (21:30)and by the end of the show Perk diagnoses what Matthew's Enneagram is and Matthew slanders the Gilmore Girls. So, pretty much a draw?

Casey attempts to diagnose Matthew's hatred of hot dogs (1:00) before diving into another rabbit hole of inappropriate CCM topics (11:00). Then we address the latest John Piper controversy (28:00) and delve into another batch of Christian Tweets (37:00)

Rich and Jake from Theology After Dark reunite on the show and try to convince Matthew to re-release his horrible Christian comics (3:00) and then the guys talk about the intersection of Christianity and marijuana reform (17:00). Finally, Alex Jones explains things (32:00) and an M&M rant (36:30)

Was the Grinch a widower? Did the Whos in Whoville hunt Grinches? Is the earth flat? Lauren and Matthew address the pressing holiday issues of our time

Richard Clark, host of the CT podcast The Calling, joins Matthew to draft the 16 finalists for Christian Tweet of the Year

Rich and Matthew talk about fuzzy theology (1:30), which Christian speaker you'd want to speak at your funeral (14:00), Matthew's hatred of gingerbread houses (20:30), and brainstorming inappropriate CCM ideas (30:00)

Kendra and Matthew stay up late, eat a bag of donuts, and go through listener comments on thankfulness (2:30). before talking about whether people were allowed to have sex on Noah's ark (14:00) and what Lot's problem was (30:00)

Casey is back with another batch of Best Christian Tweets (1:00), then we talk about grocery store dads vs grocery store moms (23:00). Also there is a discussion of CCM sex tapes (35:30) and we will probably apologize for all of this in the next episode

Matthew and Cory devote an entire episode to the lost gem of 90s Disney movies, RocketMan

Matthew makes everyone uncomfortable by talking about hand puppets (3:30), then Shannan and Jessica make Matthew uncomfortable by talking about his blog (7:00). Then there are extended discussions about Pop-Tarts (11:30), Saved By the Bell (27:00), and CCM Mt. Rushmore (38:30)

Sarah makes her triumphant return to the show to talk about her new book "Women and Lust: Exposed, Forgiven, and Embraced" (4:30) and then debate Matthew on which married couple from the TGIF television shows was having the most sex (19:30)

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Matthew and Nate ponder the Jay Cutler era for the Dolphins (5:30) and virtue-signalling about wives (10:00) before going on a nice long ramble about whether Bran Stark is a homeschooler and other Game of Thrones takes(14:00)

Matthew narrates a journey into the strange world of evangelist Joshua Mills, tracing his claims of supernatural gold dust back to a Brazilian woman and a Toronto pastor in the 90s. Then Casey Haas joins the show for a deep dive into the purpose of miracles (17:00), Joshua Mills' China transportation video (22:00), a curious Mills sermon (36:00), and the question of why some Christians support cha...

In 1994, evangelist Kenneth Copeland created and starred in his own faith-based cowboy movie. Adam and Matthew devote an entire episode to reviewing this strange and wonderful film.

Richard Clark from Christianity Today joins the show to evaluate Matthew's horrible pitches for faith-based video games (8:00), then talk Best Christian Tweets of 2017 (21:30), and discuss The Adventures of Pete & Pete (42:00)

Perk City (Bethany Perkins) joins the show for embarrassing teenage journals (5:00), Random DM Roulette (11:00), David vs. Cain (16:00). and ranking the sins (25:00)

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Nate and Matthew discuss Adam and Eve's nipples (2:00), a snake invasion (4:30), sex on Noah's ark (11:30), Benny Hinn (19:00), Christopher Nolan's new movie "Dunkirk" (29:00), impersonating theologians (37:00), and which FSBT hosts would survive a wolf attack (41:30)

Matthew and Casey do a deep dive on the influential and mysterious fundamentalist blogger David J. Stewart (Jesus-is-Savior.com), with detours along the way to talk about pickles, kilts, and whether Matthew knows what adjectives are.

Matthew and Chris take a look back at some of their favorite "good" faith-based films, including The 10 Commandments (10:00), The Passion of the Christ (16:00), The Last Temptation of Christ (24:00), and The Apostle (36:00)

Matthew and Maggie carve a path of destruction through a slew of topics such as Trump/Hillary as homeschoolers (6:00), Bible verses about donkey dongs (24:00), homeschool apocalypse bunkers (31:00), and President Rock (34:00)

Author Erik Guzman stops by to talk about Benny Hinn (4:00), why televangelists get weird (19:00), the ups and downs of book writing (30:00), and who would win in a fight between Hinn and Steve Brown (38:00)

Lauren and Matthew spend an episode playing with a random question generator (8:00) before getting serious for a few minutes about idealization of marriage and children (40:00)

Kendra joins the show for a late night post-Easter rundown of 17 random topics, including Cadbury Eggs, hand soap, puking into wastebaskets, masturbation think pieces, and Pop Tarts.